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Old 08-06-2018, 04:06 AM   #30
Izulde
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Can't get into finishing OITNB, can't sleep, so let's press on.

@ Hue (8th)
G: Hoang Thanh Tung
D: Nguyen Van Thanh/Phan Anh Tuan/Nguyen Van Viet/Dao Tien Dung
MC: Nguyen Anh Tuan/Idrissa Ngounou (Nigerien - aka Niger not Nigeria)/Dang Anh Tuan
S: Do Van Hau/Nguyen Thanh Nam/Tran Anh Tuan

29 seconds - Un-fucking-believable 0-1

8 - Nguyen Van Thanh centers to Dang Man for the pass to Nguyen Thanh Nam. Terrific box feed to Van Hau, who emerges from a cloud of three defenders to strike the equalizer 1-1

32 - HEY, IDIOT KEEPER! STOP KICKING IT RIGHT AT THE OPPONENTS! 1-2

At the half Tran Anh Tuan and Phan Anh Tuan are yanked for their mistake-laden games, Thanh Hai and Khoa taking their places

75 - WHAT SJLFDFJSDFJSLDFJLSFJSDFLAL 1-3

We outplayed them except for our backline shitting the bed, so this was a bullshit unlucky ass fucking loss.

vs CA Nanh Dan (9th)
G: Hoang Thanh Tung
D: Nguyen Van Thanh/Phan Anh Tuan/Nguyen Van Viet/Dao Tien Dung
MC: Nguyen Anh Tuan/Idrissa Ngounou (Nigerien - aka Niger not Nigeria)/Dang Anh Tuan
S: Do Van Hau/Nguyen Thanh Nam/Tran Anh Tuan

This team is way better than their record suggests.

14 - Van Hau runs down a high pass and with two defenders on him laterals to Nguyen Thanh Nam. Excellent feed to Tran Anh Tuan, whose mid-range shot is deflected. Van Hau has just enough gas to beat the defender and put the ball into the empty net behind the keeper 1-0

Thanh Hai replaces Van Viet at half. A yellow and a shitty performance will get you pulled every time.

59 - Khoa replaces Tran Anh Tuan, who has been shit.

84 - Nguyen Anh Tuan is in for Van Loi. Oh, and Van Hau has a gashed leg, so that's our two top strikers out with injury. Utter fuckery.

92 - Nguyen Anh Tuan's freshness parlays into a perfect pass to all alone Van Hau. He ignores his bloody leg and runs into the box. Defenders are closing in, but he spears the insurance to lock this win up 2-0

8.8 PotM for Do Van Hau and 7.5 for Phan Anh Tuan, as the defense shakes off their horrid outing last game.

FUCK YOU, FM!!!! DO VAN HAU IS OUT 3-4 WEEKS FOR A FUCKING LEG GASH?! EAT MY SHIT!!!!!

The good news is, Ha Noi FC has lost their last two games, including an 0-3 home belting by Hue, who just beat us. Dak Lak drew. We've all but mathematically locked up 2nd place minimum and need just 2 more points to clinch the title with 5 to play.

Do Van Hau broke goal-scoring and PotM club awards for this universe, set by Tran Van Thanh 2 years ago during an ass 6.41 season average.

@ TP HCM (10th)
G: Hoang Thanh Tung
D: Nguyen Van Thanh/Nguyen Thanh Hai/Nguyen Van Viet/Dao Tien Dung
MC: Nguyen Anh Tuan/Idrissa Ngounou (Nigerien - aka Niger not Nigeria)/Nguyen Thanh Nam
S: Nguyen Thanh Nam/Nguyen Anh Khoa/Tran Anh Tuan

27 - Welp, about time we got beat on a corner. They're killing us 0-1

34 - Nguyen Van Thanh with the terrific high ball into the box. I think Khoa is going to take the shot, but two defenders quickly converge to wall him off, so he crosses right and Tran Anh Tuan fucking *finally* scores his first Ca Mau goal. 1-1

Van Loi comes in for Ngounou at half.

57 - Ntibazonkiza isn't fully healthy yet, but he's coming on anyway, because Nguyen Thanh Nam (ST) has been dreadful today.

60 - FUCK THIS SHITTY DEFENSE!!! 1-2

62 - Phan Anh Tuan for Thanh Hai

Horrible.

[b]Youth Signings[/u]
DC Nguyen The Anh (16)
12 Heading, 10 Tackling, 13 Aggression, 10 Decisions, 14 Leadership, 11 Teamwork. Worth a flier.

GK Tran Minh Chien (16)
The gold star pull - 11 Aerial Reach, 14 Handling, 10 Agility. He'll get some starts if/when we lock up the league title. Oh wait. He can't. Not registered. Oops.

Truong Van Hoan ends his loan spell, as he wasn't happy about being used as a backup. Oh well.

ST Do Van Hau (18) - One year extension - $1.5k raise to $12.5k
Somehow we've ballooned up to $130k in our wage bill, but anyway, this kid is obviously worth the money to keep him here. A true star, our leading goalscorer, and one who has proven that he flourishes in my setup.

vs Bin Phuoc (9th)
G: Hoang Thanh Tung
D: Nguyen Van Thanh/Phan Anh Tuan/Nguyen Van Viet/Dao Tien Dung
MC: Van Van Loi/Idrissa Ngounou (Nigerien - aka Niger not Nigeria)/Dang Anh Tuan
S: Nguyen Thanh Nam/Selemani Ntibazonkiza/Tran Anh Tuan

49 - Phan Anh Tuan takes the backpass and cracks a beautiful rope forward into box space. Ntibazonkiza, who has no intention of playing for us a second season sadly, darts forward and strikes the score 1-0

93 - With seconds to go, Van Viet hits the corner to Phan Anh Tuan's feet for the score and his first ever Ca Mau goal!!!! 2-0







Even sweeter to clinch it against Binh Phuoc, who are still pissed I left them after one season.
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