vs Leamington (13th)
GK Joseph Lumley
DL Paul Weldon
DC Curtis Da Costa
DC Angus Hopkins
DR Jimmy Tickle
DM Danny Parslow
ML Ray Atkinson
MC Taylor Miles
MR Dwayne Samuels
ST Jesse Darko
ST Kane Richards
17 - Lot of action in the first 17 minutes, but we don't see the first real breakthrough until
Atkinson makes a phenomenal ground-cross to
Richards on the edge of the six yard box, and it's an easy score right there.
1-0
37 -
Parslow to
Miles to a wide open
Richards for the easy finish.
2-0
42 -
Parslow short kicks it to
Tickle on the wing, and a centering later,
Richards has the first half hat-trick!!!! 3-0
Remember our old friend
De'Jaune Taylor-Crossdale? Well, he's playing for
Leamington after two forgettable seasons with
Solihull Moors. He's exhausted this game and it's great to be whipping a former prospect of mine.
58 -
Argent in for
Parslow,
McDonald on for
Tickle after they score on a corner
3-1
77 -
Richards picks out a corner clearance and sends it back to
Hopkins, who hits a booming cross to
Darko's head for the easy goal.
4-1
82 - Hell of a long strike by them. Just one of those fluke goals.
4-2
Obviously a 9.6 for Player of the Match
Richards, but let's also applaud
Miles for his 8.3,
Darko for his 7.7 and
Hopkins for his 7.6. Phenomenal performance by our boys.
Now this is interesting. We've got our eye on an amazing young DM who has an agent, and the agent is asking me to make an offer first before he reveals what his client wants.
Transfer In - DM Alex Worsfold (22)
Yes, it's a $29k/year contract, but it's for two years and he's immediately our best DM. Plus, at 22, he's young enough to be here long-term. Which is critical because...
Expiring Contracts
DC Curtis Da Costa (24) - $43.5k
DM/DC/DR Danny Parslow (34) - $34.5k
MR/DR Dwayne Samuels (29) - $38.5k
DL/DC Paul Weldon (27) - $38.5k
MC/DM Eddy Gnahore (26) - $26.5k
ST Kane Richards (25) - $36.5k
MC/MR Taylor Miles (24) - $31k
DC/MC Angus Hopkins (19) - $24k
2 Year Contracts
DM Alex Worsfold - $29k
ST Gergo Lippai - $19.5k
ML Ray Atkinson - $9.75k
8 of our current starters are expiring, and one of them, our oldest one, now has a cheaper replacement. As for the rest of our starters and most of our depth? Either loan guys or non-contract signings.
We get
Kane Richards and
Paul Weldon to sign one year extensions at their same paygrade, but everybody else is demanding far more money than I'm willing to dole out, so we'll have to do a lot of offseason shopping, it looks like. At least we have DL/ML/DM/ST/ST figured out, which is always a start.
We loan in
DRC Leadun Astley for 3 months just to keep building our depth.
@Tamworth (7th)
GK Joseph Lumley
DL Paul Weldon
DC Curtis Da Costa
DC Jimmy Tickle
DR Danny Parslow
DM Alex Worsfold
ML Ray Atkinson
MC Taylor Miles
MR Dwayne Samuels
ST Jesse Darko
ST Kane Richards
22 -
Richards swings in a corner and
Da Costa rises above everyone to bang in his first goal of the year
1-0
56 -
Lippai in for
Richards,
Parslow to DM and
Astley in at DR. LOL and two seconds later,
Astley gets yellow. Less funny - a minute later he loses possession deep in our half, but
Weldon bails him out.
75 - That was down to
Astley doing an awful job of defending
1-1
78 - ....fucking ridiculous. 2 goals right back to back and worse yet, the guy's name is
Aeon Duckworth.
Aeon and
Kevin Duckworth from GAH all in one name.
1-2
86 - Fuck this.
Duckworth with a second half hat-trick.
1-3
Pathetic. Just fucking pathetic.
Good Trains
Jimmy Tickle
Danny Parslow
Dion Argent
Bad Trains
Eddy Gnahore
Remy Clerima
The board is pleased with me, even though we lost $24.83k last month.
Oh and we've had a few players make Team of the Week the last few weeks that I forgot to report.
Kaine Richards the week of his hat trick,
Joseph Lumley a few updates ago, and now
Danny Parslow.
Transfer In - MLC Antonie Boland (25)
Our first player signed through 2022, he's a 3* B2B MC, which is the role he'll take over next season most likely, but for now, he's our new starting ML, signed to a $24.5k a year contract. The
Vauxhall supporters are *pissed* he left on a free transfer and felt he should have been sold for money.
vs North Ferriby (22nd)
GK Joseph Lumley
DL Paul Weldon
DC Curtis Da Costa
DC Jimmy Tickle
DR Danny Parslow
DM Alex Worsfold
ML Antonie Boland
MC Taylor Miles
MR Dwayne Samuels
ST Jesse Darko
ST Kane Richards
7 -
Weldon swings it to
Richards and it's a wham-bam easy goal.
1-0
9 -
Richards has a great pass to
Darko, but the latter's shot is denied. But then who's there to pick it up? None other than
Boland, bopping in the easy rebound for a debut goal.
2-0
We're playing well, but we all remember what happened last time...
57 -
Samuels on the wing to
Miles, quick kick over to
Darko, followed by pass forward to
Richards and there's the shot for the three goal lead.
North Ferriby is playing with zero confidence.
3-0
68 -
Argent in for
Worsfold,
Lippai on for
Richards
78 - What an amazing game
Boland has had in his debut. This time he takes a great pass from
Darko and crosses it into the penalty area for the *just* onsides
Samuels for another score.
4-0
80 -
Darko with the pass forward to
Lippai, and another pass forward to the still racing
Darko and yet another goal!!
5-0
90 -
Samuels puts it in space for
Miles and
I think this six goal outpouring is an FM record for me 6-0
8+ Ratings
DL Paul Weldon - 8.9
DC Curtis Da Costa - 8.2
DC Jimmy Tickle - 8.3
DR Danny Parslow - 8.4
ML Antonie Boland - 9.0
MC Taylor Miles - 8.6
MR Dwayne Samuels - 8.7
ST Jesse Darko - 8.8
ST Kane Richards - 9.4 (PotM)
Absolutely amazing!!!
And North Ferriby fire their manager immediately after that, continuing a long tradition
That win also set a contemporary club and Blue Square North record for margin of victory
Paul Weldon,
Taylor Miles and
Dwayne Samuels make Team of the Week.
Youth Candidates
DM/MC Will Wilkins looks to have tantalizing potential as a MC and
GK Spencer Hubbard might turn into something worthwhile. The rest of the squad, though, is trash.
@Droylsden (2nd)
GK Joseph Lumley
DL Paul Weldon
DC Curtis Da Costa
DC Jimmy Tickle
DR Danny Parslow
DM Alex Worsfold
ML Antonie Boland
MC Eddy Gnahore
MR Dwayne Samuels
ST Jesse Darko
ST Kane Richards
Gnahore has actually been ready the last few matches to come back. I've just forgotten about him until now. Whoops.
35 -
Richards cracks a jumpball that
Darko wins and heads in for the early lead. I'm really going to miss
Darko when his loan finishes in a couple days along with a few other players. He's really been a quality, if underrated player for us.
1-0
52 -
Gnahore drops back down to DM and
Miles comes in at MC. But before that happens, we're caught napping and they score.
1-1
58 -
Parslow is hurt.
70 -
Lippai on for
Richards because I forgot to make sure I had backline coverage. Oops.
Honestly, against a vastly superior team like this and on the road, I'll damn sure take that point.
Danny Parslow is out 4-5 weeks, which sucks, but we'll make it through.
vs Accrington (6th)
GK Joseph Lumley
DL Paul Weldon
DC Curtis Da Costa
DC Angus Hopkins
DR Jimmy Tickle
DM Alex Worsfold
ML Antonie Boland
MC Taylor Miles
MR Dwayne Samuels
ST Jesse Darko
ST Kane Richards
7 - Blown easy chance by our opponents
[b]37[/b - Goal given up on corner. We've been playing not great anyway
0-1
Argent for
Worsfold,
Atkinson for
Boland
54 - I change to more direct passing on my Assman's advice
59 -
Tickle has to come off, making that our second straight starting DR guy to be hurt.
Astley gets the call.
69 -
Weldon is knocked.
71 - Second time so far we've seen a
Richards corner that
Da Costa hits in, this time for the tie.
1-1
88 - Now it's
Argent to get knocked.
Jimmy Tickle is out 5 to 6 weeks, Paul Weldon 3 to 4 weeks