01-29-2006, 05:29 PM
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#235
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Grizzled Veteran
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Originally Posted by SirFozzie
And Blade has.. an argument!
A man walks into an office.
Blade: (Michael Palin)
Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist:
Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
Blade:
No, this is my first time.
Receptionist:
I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
Blade:
Well, what would be the cost?
Receptionist:
Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
Blade:
Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?
Receptionist:
Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment.
(Pause)
Receptionist:
Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12, binky.
Blade:
Thank you.
(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)
Angry man:
WHADDAYOU WANT?
Blade:
Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man:
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Blade:
What?
Angry man:
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!
Blade:
Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
Angry man:
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Blade:
Oh! Oh I see!
Angry man:
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
Blade:
Oh...Sorry...
Angry man:
Not at all!
(under his breath) stupid git.
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That just added alot to this game. Thank you very much for your insightful thoughts.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McSweeny
Because you know it takes sound strategy to get killed repeatedly on day one right?
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