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Originally Posted by Ksyrup
Umm... I don't know which parts of the Texas special teams coach stories are true, but they build one heck of a headline if you put them all together.
Something along the lines of... Texas special teams coach leaves wife and kids for stripper named Pole Assassin who has pet monkey that allegedly attacked a child last night during Halloween.
Quite the Mad Lib going on there.
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Just did a Google search for "Texas special teams coach". Usually that leads to a Wiki entry or maybe the school's website. This time, it led straight to this story and ... well it is in Sports Illustrated.
Jeff Banks: Texas coach's girlfriend's monkey accusing of biting kid - Sports Illustrated
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