[Izulde]

End season team meeting goes the best I've ever had. I start off saying mid-table, but when I increase to upper half finish, most of the players are happy with it, the lone unhappy one Mark Drew, who I hope leaves anyway.

Good Yearly Trains
Simon Stafford - Overall
Sani Amodu - Fitness
Paul Nisbet - Fitness
Dave Burns - Fitness
Dan Dodds - Overall

After all season being merely satisfied, the board loves me after our 6th place finish. Go figure.

$95k profit for the year.

Transfer Out
ST Nathan Egan - $3.1k
DC Don Dodd - $400
ST Adam Cornell - $4.4k
DC Ndiwa Lord-Kangana - N/C
GK Ashley King - N/C
AML Phil Dean - $11.5k
MC Chris Peach - $9.5k
DC Ryan Weisberg - N/C
DR Paul Armstrong - $5.25k
DC Jake Betts - $3.4k
GK Andrew Kemp - $3.5k
DC Blake Goodman - $3.6k
DR Simon Stafford - $400
MC Martin Crawford - $2.1k

Transfer In - ST/AMR/DR Will Muzvimbiri (21)
Zimbabwean who has a single national U21 cap. Raw player who might start, might not, depending on how the rest of the season shakes out. Either way, he offers 3 position versatility.

AMLR Ben Flynn is voted Player of the Year.

1st Season Top 11
G: Damien Stevens
D: Sam Young/Blake Goodman/Jake Betts/Paul Armstrong
DM: Chris Peach
M: Theon Gordon/Martin Crawford
AM: Phil Dean/Ben Flynn
S: Adam Cornell

Some weird choices there, but okay.

Transfer In - DR Conner Durkin (19)
Young prospect who will backup and work on training on the DL side.

We add the 4-1-3-2, keeping the 4-5-1 and 4-4-2 formations. I do tweak the 4-5-1, however, changing the DLF to a False 9 and the wingers to Inside Forwards.

We've changed leagues and are now in the Oxfordshire Senior Football League Division One, which has 10 teams, so 18 games total. We're 1-5 favorites to win promotion. Thanks for the pressure, guys.

Transfers Out
AMLR Ben Flynn - $13.25k
ST Dan Guppy - $400
DLC Darren Craddock - $28.5k - New record
DLC Sani Amodu - $400

Transfer In - GK Craig Johnson (29)
A backup.

@ Ketton
G: Damien Stevens
D: Sam Young/Mark Drew/Hayden Johns/Dan Starbuck
DM: Michael Taylor
M: Jordan Wright/Mike Humphries
AM: Jed Vale/Will Muzvimbiri
S: Matthew Leaver

So before the season, Matthew Leaver comes crying about not getting any senior PT last year. I was tempted to kick his ass, but he's genuinely our top forward, so I give the youth pull a shot.

12 - Starbuck kicks it up to Muzvimbiri, who runs horizontally before cutting forward inside the box. Short pass to Leaver, and the defender misses the interception. Payment comes with shot fired into the net. 1-0

74 - Gordon goes in for Humphries

77 - Wilkinson jumps in for Starbuck

Solid all around effort, with a 7.1 for PotM Matthew Leaver and a 7.0 for Jordan Wright.

Transfer Out - ST Matthew Leaver - $400
Fucker.

4th vs Sutton Bridge United (7th)
G: Damien Stevens
D: Sam Young/Mark Drew/Hayden Johns/Dan Starbuck
DM: Paul Nisbet
M: Jordan Wright/Michael Taylor
AM: Jed Vale/Will Muzvimbiri
S: Shiblu Miah

Mike Humphries is out 6-7 weeks with a sports hernia.

43 - BULL.SHIT. MUZVIMBIRI WAS ONSIDES!! FUCK THE ORIGINAL ASSHOLES!!!

Brian Gumbs, another last season youth pull, replaces Vale at the half.

61 - Gordon for Taylor

66 - FUCK THIS! 0-1

I rip into the team after the game. AGAIN WE LOSE TO THE FUCKING ORIGINAL ASSHOLES!

Transfer Out - DC/DM/MC Mark Drew - $7k
Raids continue. UGH!

Damien Stevens and Dan Starbuck are appointed captain and vice-captain for the season.

Transfer Out - AMLR/ST Brian Gumbs - $400
We're now running out of attacking wingers, and it's been impossible to sign one.

Transfer In - DLC Simon Bryant (17)
We need bodies in here something awful, and he'll start off the bat.

7th vs Ashridge Park (4th)
G: Damien Stevens
D: Sam Young/Simon Bryant/Hayden Johns/Dan Starbuck
DM: Paul Nisbet
M: Jordan Wright/Michael Taylor
AM: Jed Vale/Will Muzvimbiri
S: Shiblu Miah

5 - Bryant with a great interception and pass to Miah, who jacks it 35 yards downfield for Vale to get. A dribble down the wing and a cross that turns into a fluke goal. Cool. 1-0

6 - Raise your hand if you knew the immediate answer was coming. 1-1

54 - Wilkinson in for Muzvimbiri

62 - THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING PENALTY!!! 1-2

You god damned right I'm screaming at this team.

Transfer Out - DL Sam Young - $4.2k
Fucking Christ.

8th @ Long Sutton Athletic (7th)
G: Damien Stevens
D: Jordan Cunningham/Simon Bryant/Hayden Johns/Carl Fitton
DM: Paul Nisbet
M: Jordan Wright/Michael Taylor
AM: Jed Vale/Matt Wilkinson
S: Will Muzvimbiri

I call up the U21 guys who are upgrades over what we have, and after all the health issues are accounted for, this is our modified configuration.

38 - FKHSDFSHSOGHOGHOSHG 0-1

57 - McCoubry for Vale; Gary Harvey for Cunningham

91 - McCoubry back to Nisbet and the cross to Taylor at just past midfield. The launch to Muzvimbiri and he slams it in the box. FUCK YOUR BITCH WHINING ABOUT OFFSIDES! 1-1

Transfer In - ST/AMR Milo Shackleford (19)
He'll get a starting spot at striker for now, while Matt Wilkinson recovers from the injury he sustained.

Transfer Out - DLCR Gary Harvey - N/C
And the hits just keep fucking coming.

Transfer In - AML/ST Michael Rose (17)
Backup.

Transfer Out - ST Shiblu Miah (N/C)
Whatever.

Transfer In - DC Daryl White (17)
Replenishing our raped DC stocks.

Transfer In - DC Reece Edwards-King (18)
See White. Except he's going to start.

8th @ Farcet United (9th)
G: Damien Stevens
D: Jordan Cunningham/Reece Edwards-King/Hayden Johns/Carl Fitton
DM: Jordan Wright
M: Dave Burns/Michael Taylor
AM: Jed Vale/Will Muzvimbiri
S: Milo Shackleford

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45 -O SHGOASHGODHG9PASYHG9PA8RGYR89E8Y-W35 0-2

60 - [b]Vale[l/b] on free kick and Taylor walks it in. I made a couple subs just before this, but fuck reporting them BECAUSE THIS TEAM IS FUCKING SUCKING COCK LIKE A DRUNK GAY SAILOR 1-2

WE LOSE 1-4.

I'M GOING TO GO FUCKING THROW SHIT!