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Old 01-28-2006, 02:29 PM   #452
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We come out passing, but Rattay is 0-3. Punt.

27 yards Phillips to Lucas. Not a good start.
7 yard run for Phillips, into field goal range.
King with a studly 12 yard run.
16 more for King, down to the 4.
King punches it in from 4 yards out. 7-0, 11:42 left in the quarter.

9 yard run for Morris - better start on this drive.
A Rattay interception comes off the board due to a roughing the passer call.
14 yards to Fortunato on a screen pass.
Rattay is picked, no penalty this time, and USC runs it back to their 42.
Rattay is now 2-7 for 14 yards, one pick and another that came back. U-G-L-Y.

21 more yards for King. Anyone want to tackle him?
3rd and 5 at the 13 - pass to King in the flat, who makes a nice grab and runs it in. 14-0, 5:15 left in the quarter.
So far we look like Navy ...

A holding call wipes out a 26 yard gain.
32 yard pass play to WR Martin, who was covered by a linebacker.
3rd and 3 at the 49 - Morris gets stuck by FS Jansen. Punt.

80 yard TD pass to TE Campbell. 21-0 Trojans. Wow, this is unreal. 1:58 left in the quarter. The crowd is going bananas.

Morris is again stuffed on 3rd and 3. We again punt.

20 more yards to TE Shane Campbell. A quick 100 yard day for him.
17 yard run for King - I would appreciate it if someone not in the secondary could at least touch him.
Phillips goes for 7 on a busted play, picking up the 5 needed for a first down. Tackled at the 2.
King runs it in from one yard out. 28-0, 11:55 to play in the half.
I'm calling game at this point.

Morris runs for 7 on 3rd and 7. Another solid playcall (not).
A defensive holding call moves the ball up to the UCLA 40. So far that has been our best offensive weapon.
Martin wins a jump ball on a deep pass. 34 yard gain.
3rd and 10 at the USC 26 - Rattay runs a keeper? Worst .... call .... ever.
Ellis kicks a 44 yard field goal to get us on the board. 28-3, 7:34 left in the half.

USC is a little more merciful this drive, getting yards in smaller chunks.
37 yard strike to TE Alyn Johnson. Down at the 11.
King is tackled at the 1. First and goal.
Phillips runs it in. 35-3, 4:12 left in the half. I think this is the biggest ass-kicking we have sustained at UCLA.
Phillips is 11-12 for 230 yards. 2 passing TDs and one rushing.

We can't pick up a 2nd and 1 and have to punt.
Rattay is now 6-18 for 87 yards and a pick. This is like a bad game from his freshman year.

26 yard gain to Lucas, who has been the least of our worries today.
USC is calling timeouts now, they are in field goal range.
We force a 4th and 2 from the 26. Must feel weird for them.
Their kicker is good from 44 yards out. 38-3, 0:29 left in the half.


Halftime Notes:
- we suck.


One play drive for USC - 75 yards from Phillips to Lucas. 45-3, 29:34 left before we can slink out of the Coliseum.

Morris fumbles on a pass play, USC recovers at our 19.

14 yard pass to King.
Screen pass to the fullback for one yard - TD. 51-3, 12:32 left in the 3rd. USC missed the extra point and their coach is not happy. The USC coach isn't happy? Are you kidding me???

37 yard run for Morris. He has 81 yards on 12 carries.
10 yard run for Toomer - crappy way for him to go out.
Rattay throws two incompletions from 2nd and 2 and we call in the field goal unit.
Ellis misses it.

King has 19 carries for 104 yards. The way we are playing, he should get 200 by the end of the day. He may win the Heisman today.
50 yard pass, down to the 5.
Phillips is 19-21 for 406 yards and 4 TDs.
King runs it in from short yardage. 57-3, 7:32 left in the 3rd.

Morris hits 100 yards on his 15th carry.
Rattay is again picked off. I wish we would pull him. Maybe this abortion of a game will nudge him into returning for his senior year.

The defense does not surrender a first down (amazing). But the 42 yard field goal ensures that USC still gets points. 60-3, 4:23 left in the 3rd.

J.R. Jackson has a monster return, to the USC 14.
But the offense does squat. Ellis kicks a field goal. 60-6, 2:49 left in the 3rd.

Phillips continues to hit Trojans. 11 to the fullback, 13 to King.
USC is called for unnecessary roughness. Insert punchline here ...
Phillips can't pick up 3rd and 15. Punt.

25 yard pass play to Martin. Somehow he and Morris are still getting their numbers despite the QB.
Another interception, returned 36 yards to the UCLA 26. Is Rattay playing while high?

18 yards on a screen pass. Phillips is over 450 yards on the day.
King runs for 11 on 3rd and 2.
USC is called for tripping while running the option.
Another Jack Farmer spotting - he stuffed King for no gain.
USC is stopped at the 5 and calls on their kicker again. 63-6, 10:48 to play.

37 yard pass to Martin - almost our signature one play drive. Martin now has 6 catches for 128 yards. Everyone else has 34 yards combined.
23 yards to Thelwell - his first catch of the day.
Roughing the passer - another first down.
10 yard TD pass to Thelwell. 63-13, as we aren't dumb enough to go for 2. 8:26 left to play.
I don't think we have enough time left to cover the 11.

30 yard pass to Lucas.
We pick off Phillips, momentarily preventing him from passing 500 yards on the day.

44 yard pass play to Voight. Tackled at the 24.
8 yard pass play on 3rd and 7 from Fazande to Olsen.
Fazande throws a ball that literally quacks as it hovers in the air. And we hold on the play as well. Interception, Trojans.

We commit our signature penalty - 15 yard facemask.
16 yard run for King, who is over 160 now.
51 yard TD run for backup HB Murrell. 70-13, 4:22 left in the massacre.

Their kicker is a touchback machine.
4th and 1 at our 44. Rattay throws his 20th incompletion. To go with 14 completions to our team and 3 to the other guys.

USC goes three and out. Why am I still watching this?

QB Derrick Fazande is killed on a blitz. I'm actually rooting for him to stay down.
USC gets a safety. 72-13.

I'm really proud of the heart our seniors showed out there today.
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