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Welcome to the Sitcom Sanitarium.
We are glad that each of you followed your guidance counselors into the sanitarium. Your health is their top concern.
Please pay little attention to the protective restraints that were used on you as they attempted to force, no, make that guide you into our facility.
While you may have heard nasty rumors that we have a contract with the state that pays us a convenience fee for each one of you that we lock up, no, facilitate as you recover from your addictions.
We are in this for, no, not in this for the money. We have your care as our 18th, no, top most concern. We will dump you into, no, guide you to your new homes. Please take time to learn about everything that we claim, no, everything that we do offer.
We don't, no, we do care about you and your future.
Please don't take, no, please take the time to enjoy all of the resources that we offer you. Die, no, please stay as long as you feel is required to help you lapse into, no, recover fully from your issues.
May god have, no, may you enjoy the mercy that we show to everyone.
(A buzzer is heard)
The door locks behind you.
Everyone stands in the middle of the common room. Unsure what to do now, unsure what is next.
How about an introduction? Some nameless person says.
Okay, but who, how?
After three hours of silence someone speaks up.
Let's vote on it! Yeah, that makes sense.
Let's all pick on person to introduce to everyone. Why don't we decide on what seems like a random time to have all of these votes in?
How about 10 PM EST Monday?
That will work.
Everyone has until 10 PM EST Monday to cast their vote on what player they would like to see their role revealed.
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