[Kodos]

My first paint chip came off the wall in the downstairs bathroom. Lime-green, I'm guessing that it came from a good-old-fashioned lead-based paint. While a little dry at first, the chip became more palatable as I worked some saliva into it. My initial impression is that it could use some salt... Still, it is a far cry better than the fare that can be found at your local Hooters. Cautiously, I label my first experience a success. I will have to try an oil-based paint next, to see if it can hold up without the need for added seasoning.