Planning for our First Season
Did I mention that I am ecstatic? Our offensive juggernaut is going to have sex with the all of the female relatives of every opposing player in the league.
Okay, sure that's just a euphemism, but the point remains that we are going to donkeypunch the league.
Introducing the 2008 White Rock Chili Dogs Touchdown Scorers
QB Peter Briggs (1.2) - 27/47
WR1 Sammie Newman (1.22) - 35/54
WR2 Jerry Reeves (1.28) - 29/51
RB OJ Winters (1.30) - 44/48
WR3 OJ Heiden (4.1) - 20/29
RB2 Wayne Gillespie (4.27) - 37/58
This team will lead the league in points scored within 4 seasons.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!
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