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Old 12-25-2007, 06:22 PM   #13
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
Planning for our First Season

Did I mention that I am ecstatic? Our offensive juggernaut is going to have sex with the all of the female relatives of every opposing player in the league.

Okay, sure that's just a euphemism, but the point remains that we are going to donkeypunch the league.

Introducing the 2008 White Rock Chili Dogs Touchdown Scorers

QB Peter Briggs (1.2)
- 27/47

WR1 Sammie Newman (1.22) - 35/54

WR2 Jerry Reeves (1.28) - 29/51


RB OJ Winters (1.30) - 44/48

WR3 OJ Heiden (4.1) - 20/29

RB2 Wayne Gillespie (4.27) - 37/58

This team will lead the league in points scored within 4 seasons.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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