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Old 01-14-2015, 09:57 AM   #6
Izulde
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Somewhere out there is a world where people actually win games in FM, and are super successful. Izulde's world is never that world. It's been 10 matches since we've won. The big double digits.

15th vs Grappenhall Sports (8th)
0-1 loss. Chris Melia gets a yellow, so he's suspended for next game.

15th vs Maine Road Reserves (12th)
Guess things are tough all over for preseason favorites to do well in the league.

22 - Pinner with the great steal and on to de Oliveria. A slip pass to Wrigley in the box, and we have a lead finally. 1-0

26 - Pinner short-passes to Wills, and here's the long ball to Graham just outside the box. He's still looking for his first goal, but he lays off to Wrigley inside, and bada bing, bada bang, is a win finally in sight?! 2-0

32 - Heh. 2-1

45 - The red for an opponent sure helps!

O'Grady for Laws at break.

50 - Yep. 2-2

67 - Yeah fuck you. Graham was onsides.

The board meets with me after the game and is on the verge of firing me. They don't buy my blaming the refs, but I'm safe for another game.

Our coaching must be lousy because every month, bad trains outweigh any good trains.

Mark Ruddock leaves on a free transfer. Chris Melia replaces him as captain.

$4.06k profit. Very Insecure

16th vs Poynton (5th)
The team is pissed that Mark Ruddock left.

0-1 loss.

My assman signs elsewhere, apparently seeing the writing on the wall.

This means I have no assman. Not that it matters, really.
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