Ping JeeberD

bbor · 01-22-2004, 01:17 PM

Can you reserve me a table at the Olive garden...for 2 at around 7PM?

Thx

MrBug708 · 01-22-2004, 01:18 PM

JeeberD · 01-22-2004, 01:21 PM

Sure thing. I'll be sure to set it up with a "Larry chair", which is what we call the armless chairs that are reserved for people with huge asses...

bbor · 01-22-2004, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Sure thing. I'll be sure to set it up with a "Larry chair", which is what we call the armless chairs that are reserved for people with huge asses...

LMAO...hey wait a minute...

i'm a huge ASS but i don't have a huge ass

KWhit · 01-22-2004, 03:02 PM

Why is it called a Larry chair?

MacroGuru · 01-22-2004, 03:09 PM

Well, obviously, you never met Larry!

JeeberD · 01-22-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Why is it called a Larry chair?

Supposedly one of the regulars of the original Olive Garden (in Orlando) was a big old tub of goo named Larry. The chairs are named such in his honor...

tucker342 · 01-22-2004, 09:35 PM

wow, now that's an honor

JeeberD · 01-22-2004, 11:50 PM

Damn bbor, you didn't show up tonight. I was really looking forward to finally meeting...your wife.

bbor · 01-23-2004, 12:23 AM

LOL

I'll wait till they bring back the bottomless pit of pasta special

JeeberD · 01-23-2004, 12:28 AM

*Shudders*

Ugh...The Never Ending Pasta Bowl. Please kill me...

bbor · 01-23-2004, 12:30 AM

see...you like it too

One of the saddest days of my stomachs life was when the last Olive garden closed in Ontario

JeeberD · 01-23-2004, 12:36 AM

Yeah, look what you're missing out on!

Oh, wait, what does that fine print say???

bbor · 01-23-2004, 12:48 AM

LMAO...that is cruel...fuck that looks good...is it tasty?

JeeberD · 01-23-2004, 12:59 AM

Actually, it isn't on the menu yet. My culinary manager said that it's outstanding though. I can't wait to try that bastard...

Oh, and here are our current specials!

The chicken lasa is pretty tasty, but the three meat lasa is downright great. Nothing like lasa that contains meatballs, pepperoni, and italian sausage to hit the spot...

bbor · 01-23-2004, 01:08 AM

I always got the tour of Italy when i went

JeeberD · 01-23-2004, 01:10 AM

I know. I was trying to find a good picture of one for you but the only one I could find was tiny...

bbor · 01-23-2004, 01:16 AM

"Drool"

Their ceaser salad is the bomb diggity also.

vex · 01-23-2004, 02:12 AM

I like this thread.

JeeberD · 01-23-2004, 11:26 AM

This one's just for you, Vex...

SplitPersonality1 · 01-23-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Sure thing. I'll be sure to set it up with a "Larry chair", which is what we call the armless chairs that are reserved for people with huge asses...

I think I speak for all of us "Larry's" when I say that I find this highly offensive. It's deplorable, unfathomable, intolerable.

OK. Actually, I find it quite humorous. I'm just glad none of my friends know about this, otherwise I would never here the end of it.

vex · 01-23-2004, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

This one's just for you, Vex...

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bbor · 01-23-2004, 12:24 PM

What's with the O-Garden having all these special dishes?Things not going well?

JeeberD · 01-23-2004, 12:26 PM

Nah, we always have special dishes. They rotate in and out every six weeks. The two lasagnas are out current specials and the two new alfredo dishes will get their six weeks after that...

01-22-2004, 01:21 PM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Sure thing. I'll be sure to set it up with a "Larry chair", which is what we call the armless chairs that are reserved for people with huge asses... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-22-2004, 03:09 PM	#6
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Well, obviously, you never met Larry! __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

01-22-2004, 11:50 PM	#9
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Damn bbor, you didn't show up tonight. I was really looking forward to finally meeting...your wife. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-23-2004, 12:23 AM	#10
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	LOL I'll wait till they bring back the bottomless pit of pasta special __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-23-2004, 12:28 AM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Shudders Ugh...The Never Ending Pasta Bowl. Please kill me... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-22-2004, 01:18 PM	#2
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	LOL

01-22-2004, 03:02 PM	#5
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Why is it called a Larry chair?

01-22-2004, 09:35 PM	#8
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	wow, now that's an honor

01-23-2004, 12:30 AM	#12
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	see...you like it too One of the saddest days of my stomachs life was when the last Olive garden closed in Ontario __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-23-2004, 12:36 AM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yeah, look what you're missing out on! Oh, wait, what does that fine print say??? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-23-2004, 12:48 AM	#14
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	LMAO...that is cruel...fuck that looks good...is it tasty? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-23-2004, 12:59 AM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Actually, it isn't on the menu yet. My culinary manager said that it's outstanding though. I can't wait to try that bastard... Oh, and here are our current specials! The chicken lasa is pretty tasty, but the three meat lasa is downright great. Nothing like lasa that contains meatballs, pepperoni, and italian sausage to hit the spot... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-23-2004, 01:08 AM	#16
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I always got the tour of Italy when i went __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-23-2004, 01:10 AM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I know. I was trying to find a good picture of one for you but the only one I could find was tiny... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-23-2004, 01:16 AM	#18
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	"Drool" Their ceaser salad is the bomb diggity also. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-23-2004, 02:12 AM	#19
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I like this thread.

01-23-2004, 11:26 AM	#20
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	This one's just for you, Vex... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-23-2004, 12:24 PM	#23
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	What's with the O-Garden having all these special dishes?Things not going well? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-23-2004, 12:26 PM	#24
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Nah, we always have special dishes. They rotate in and out every six weeks. The two lasagnas are out current specials and the two new alfredo dishes will get their six weeks after that... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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