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Old 08-27-2010, 01:33 PM   #1
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I always thought this dude was creepy

The founder of the Brown Hand Center, whose tag line is "The Brown Hand Center will care for you, just as I care for my own family", was arrested for domestic abuse. His commercials just seemed really creepy.

Ex-Houston hand surgeon accused in wife's assault | Breaking News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:39 PM   #2
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:39 PM   #3
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Michael Glyn Brown, 53, was charged with assaulting Rachel Brown on Aug. 13 by twisting her arm behind her back, court records show.

At least he can fix the damage.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:46 PM   #4
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The clinic, which employs several surgeons, has remained open despite Brown's medical license being revoked after he tested positive for cocaine in 2006.

I smell TV movie!
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:48 PM   #5
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I smell TV movie!

On Lifetime!!
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:50 PM   #6
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On Lifetime!!

Or if we could find a way to tie in Jay Mariotti and Tommy John surgery, it could be an ESPN 30 for 30 special.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:55 PM   #7
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Or if we could find a way to tie in Jay Mariotti and Tommy John surgery, it could be an ESPN 30 for 30 special.

Jay Mariotti could play Michael Brown and he could perform TJS on his wife!!
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:58 PM   #8
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It astounds me that someone thought that being operated on at The Brown Hand Center was going to appeal to patients. Such a comforting image!
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Old 08-27-2010, 02:01 PM   #9
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Me: I'd like to be evaluated for carpal tunnel syndrome
Dr. Brown: Ok, just step over here to the wall
Me: Ow, WTF are you doing pulling my arm behind my back and twisting it!!?!
Dr. Brown (wiping powder from his nose): Truth in advertising. Now be quiet, just like Daddy's little girl.
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Old 08-27-2010, 06:50 PM   #10
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i heard he was busted for hitting his wife a few years ago too, or maybe it was his kids
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Old 08-28-2010, 06:18 AM   #11
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Yes...this guy is creepy and is likely up to a lot more than a little arm twisting or titty twisting, FTM.
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Old 08-28-2010, 06:33 AM   #12
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A former hand surgeon who pleaded guilty in 2002 to beating his third wife was arrested Tuesday, accused of assaulting his fourth wife.

Um....
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Old 10-26-2011, 07:00 PM   #13
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He was acquitted of the assault charge. But there is lot of strangeness in the dude's past. This article is a fascinating read:

Out of Hand - Page 1 - News - Houston - Houston Press
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:21 PM   #14
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He's back in the news:

Former hand surgeon Michael Brown accused of choking flight attendant - Houston Chronicle
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:54 AM   #15
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Well, you got to hand it to him, at least he's consistent.
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