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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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OT-Worst job in sports
It must suck to be the guy who has to stand in the penalty box with a really pissed off hockey player.
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04-18-2003, 12:28 AM | #2 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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Security guard at a Raiders Chargers game
Daycare attendant for a NBA BB game |
04-18-2003, 12:35 AM | #3 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Sweat mopper upper guy at NBA games
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
04-18-2003, 12:41 AM | #4 | |
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Dude, I totally wanted to do that when I was a kid. I was so jealous of those damn kids, getting to be around the players all the time...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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04-18-2003, 01:08 AM | #5 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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AHHAH
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
04-18-2003, 01:24 AM | #6 |
Mascot
Join Date: Jan 2003
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umpire at a white sox / royals game.
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04-18-2003, 01:27 AM | #7 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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1st base coach at a White Sox-Royals game.
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04-18-2003, 01:37 AM | #8 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: California
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Security at a White Sox-Royals game
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04-18-2003, 02:27 AM | #9 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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husband of a WNBA player
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
04-18-2003, 06:42 AM | #10 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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cleaning up after the kentucy derby
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04-18-2003, 06:52 AM | #11 |
Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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condors is kind of making a joke, but the grooms do have shitty (literally) jobs, and in an industry with sick cash floating around, they are paid peanuts.
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http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price! |
04-18-2003, 07:47 AM | #12 |
Mascot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Columbia, S.C.
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Not sports related but the worst job I've ever seen in the classifieds was for a turkey masturbator. What the?????
I'll bet the turkeys line up for miles when they see this guy coming to work carrying his lunch pail and a pair of rubber gloves |
04-18-2003, 07:55 AM | #13 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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cheerleader for the Bengals
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
04-18-2003, 08:30 AM | #14 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Life partner of a WNBA player. |
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04-18-2003, 08:31 AM | #15 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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At least they didn't have peep-holes in their locker room (Philly). How about Don King's hair dresser? |
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04-18-2003, 08:57 AM | #16 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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The dude who cleans up the puke during a marathon.
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04-18-2003, 09:00 AM | #17 |
High School JV
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Steeler Country
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Hockey coach. Congrats if they keep their job more than a day.
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04-18-2003, 10:21 AM | #18 | |
Mascot
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Hockey Team Owner, congrats as you go bankrupt. |
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04-18-2003, 10:26 AM | #19 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mass.
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John Rocker's psychologist
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04-18-2003, 10:29 AM | #20 | |
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Speaking of, did ya'll see that SI writer Rick Rushin married Rebecca Lobo last weekend? I'm not sure why, but that surprised the hell out of me...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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04-18-2003, 10:36 AM | #21 |
Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Jeeber: Why do I get the feeling that someone is going to start the threesome thread again?
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04-18-2003, 10:44 AM | #22 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ruben Patterson
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04-18-2003, 10:47 AM | #23 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Cincinnati Reds pitching coach!
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
04-18-2003, 12:00 PM | #24 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Marketing director for the Clippers, Bengals, and Cardinals.
Public Relations director for the Portland Trailblazers TroyF |
04-18-2003, 12:13 PM | #25 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Armpit Clipper
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04-18-2003, 12:13 PM | #26 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mass.
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How about Lawyer for the Portland Trailblazers? |
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04-18-2003, 12:17 PM | #27 | |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Don Gullet's a baller.. |
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04-18-2003, 12:20 PM | #28 |
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Being on the losing team.
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04-18-2003, 12:34 PM | #29 |
n00b
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Oregon
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Ray Lewis' Limo driver.
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04-18-2003, 12:46 PM | #30 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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The person that empties the spit buckets after a boxing match.
NASCAR radio play by play announcer. "He's going straight, turning left, going straight, turning left..." (To add more entertainment value picture this in the Spanish soccer announcer style from the Simpsons episode) Clippers announcer, you have to watch every game. At least going into the season you know when your summer vacation will start. Not like those other poor souls that have to worry about announcing post-season games. |
04-18-2003, 12:50 PM | #31 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Whoever has to watch athletes piss in a cup for drug tests.
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04-18-2003, 12:51 PM | #32 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Neptune Beach, Florida
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That's Wrong... Funny, but Wrong!!
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! |
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04-18-2003, 12:52 PM | #33 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Neptune Beach, Florida
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The Trainer who has to give Rubdowns and Body Massages to Giganticly-Fat Nose Tackles like Tony Siragusa.. EEEWWWW!!
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! |
04-18-2003, 01:04 PM | #34 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Rae Carruthes G/F
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
04-18-2003, 01:04 PM | #35 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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"Life partner of a WNBA player. "
Life partner of an NBA player. |
04-18-2003, 01:53 PM | #36 | |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: Mass.
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Jayson William's limo driver on that note... |
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04-18-2003, 01:58 PM | #37 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Neptune Beach, Florida
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I wonder how ole' Rae is doing? ABC, you may want to take a look at sending him one of those products that your FOFC Name describes.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!! |
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04-18-2003, 02:54 PM | #38 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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its my dream job, so its not the worst job in sports...but along these lines, i always wanted to be "start of drive guy" in football. his job is to stand at the yard line where the drive started and hold a giant red "x" sign, until the other team gets the ball, at which time he walks down the field and puts the x there until the first team gets the ball back! wonderful!
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