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Old 01-12-2006, 05:46 PM   #51
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Sound reasoning, but I have found three problems with this approach.

1) Some operations require a "home" base.

2) It's a 30 minute trip door to door. 30 minutes can be a very long time under the wrong conditions.

3) I take the metro to work. The coming of my "business" is usually heralded for a good 15-20 minutes in advanced (I hope I don't need to speel this out for you). I would not wish the smell upon the poor commuters. Yes, I am a kind man.

That is a fantastic choice of words. Poetry, pure and simple.
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:27 AM   #52
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That way I get paid for taking a shit! Stick it to the man!

Absolutely.
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:36 AM   #53
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3) I take the metro to work. The coming of my "business" is usually heralded for a good 15-20 minutes in advanced (I hope I don't need to speel this out for you). I would not wish the smell upon the poor commuters. Yes, I am a kind man.
I am pretty sure that a) I rode next to you the other day and for that reason b) am glad I usually drive.
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:38 AM   #54
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So i shit in her make up case.

Made me LOL.
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Old 01-13-2006, 10:44 AM   #55
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I am pretty sure that a) I rode next to you the other day and for that reason b) am glad I usually drive.

Ways to know you are sitting next to HB on the train.

1.Smells like fart
2.Wearing a Dead Things Jersey with KLIMA on the back
3.Curly mullet sticking out from underneath his Red wings hat(ALA Klima)
4.Yzerman is god pin on his hat
5.Has Jimmy Develannos' (SP?) number on speed dial on his cell
6.Wearing Scotty Bowman underwear

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Old 01-13-2006, 11:08 AM   #56
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Ways to know you are sitting next to HB on the train.

1.Smells like fart
2.Wearing a Dead Things Jersey with KLIMA on the back
3.Curly mullet sticking out from underneath his Red wings hat(ALA Klima)
4.Yzerman is god pin on his hat
5.Has Jimmy Develannos' (SP?) number on speed dial on his cell
6.Wearing Scotty Bowman underwear


HEH!!!!!!!

You have tried Bowman's line of underwear? It's pure joy. Sometimes I just get up and walk around for the heck of it.

Scary thing is that, other than a few artistic embelishments, back in the day there were more things on that list that were true than false.
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