PING: Married Men

Tom E · 02-17-2006, 04:46 PM

Is there something about your past that you have not told your wife, that would make her angry if she where to find out..

Desnudo · 02-17-2006, 04:47 PM

Spent some time in prison, did you?

st.cronin · 02-17-2006, 04:49 PM

Technically not married, but no. I mean, if I told her all the details of this one trip to Japan way back when, she might be troubled, but there's nothing that would SURPRISE her.

Poli · 02-17-2006, 04:51 PM

I'm surprised enough about my past. No need to shock her.

sovereignstar · 02-17-2006, 04:54 PM

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.

Klinglerware · 02-17-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.

Did it taste like chicken?

sovereignstar · 02-17-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Klinglerware

Did it taste like chicken?

Let's just say that it was no Taco Bell.

gottimd · 02-17-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.

And the time that you werent in the andes and you ate your best friends buttocks? You would tell her that?

sovereignstar · 02-17-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

And the time that you werent in the andes and you ate your best friends buttocks? You would tell her that?

Poor Tom E.

JeeberD · 02-17-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend.

Huh. I always thought that Suicane just had a flat ass, not that he literally had no ass.

CraigSca · 02-17-2006, 05:10 PM

Fortunately, my wife and I started out as friends, so she knows pretty much every disgusting thing I've ever done

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KJDelaney · 02-17-2006, 05:12 PM

No.

We are pretty open with each other.

Ben E Lou · 02-17-2006, 05:14 PM

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Ben E Lou · 02-17-2006, 05:14 PM

Oh wait. She already read that.

Raiders Army · 02-17-2006, 05:26 PM

She already knows everything and has had to accept it in order for me to keep her as my wife.

mgadfly · 02-17-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom E

Is there something about your past that you have not told your wife, that would make her angry if she where to find out..

To answer your question seriously, I'm pretty sure every guy has someting in their past that they don't tell their wife. In my case, I'm not sure she'd be mad, but why risk it? I'm convinced that a number of good marriages have been ruined by honesty.

gkb · 02-17-2006, 05:59 PM

Yeah I have secrets that I've not told my wife and never will. They all happened before I was married and I'm not planning on sharing them with anyone, ever.

Karlifornia · 02-17-2006, 06:17 PM

I never told my last girlfriend that, sometimes, while having sex, I would pretend she was a McDonald's Quarter Pounder....

Eaglesfan27 · 02-17-2006, 06:31 PM

There are a couple of things that happened several years before I was married that I've never told her. I don't think she would be angry, but she might be upset if she found out.

sterlingice · 02-17-2006, 06:33 PM

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I never told my last girlfriend that, sometimes, while having sex, I would pretend she was a McDonald's Quarter Pounder....

That's very HA of you. Tho I believe he prefers subs.

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mgadfly · 02-17-2006, 06:41 PM

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I never told my last girlfriend that, sometimes, while having sex, I would pretend she was a McDonald's Quarter Pounder....

px pls

TredWel · 02-17-2006, 06:48 PM

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px pls

RendeR · 02-17-2006, 07:02 PM

I'm more worried about remembering things about my own past that would frighten ME, Telle, hell she's already been emotionally scarred by my stories.....

Ksyrup · 02-17-2006, 07:05 PM

Q. P. Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Drake · 02-17-2006, 07:41 PM

My wife knows everything about my life before we were married. It's the stuff that's happened since that I keep a secret.

Icy · 02-17-2006, 09:04 PM

Well i started to date my current wife when I was 14 years old (she was 13), and i'm 30 now so she knows almost all about me, but i agree everybody has always something to hide.

Buccaneer · 02-17-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gkb

Yeah I have secrets that I've not told my wife and never will. They all happened before I was married and I'm not planning on sharing them with anyone, ever.

Same here. This is especially true for someone who didn't get married until 36.

Anthony · 02-17-2006, 09:11 PM

if my wife knew some of the things i masturbated to she would hate me.

well, she'd throw up, then hate me.

EDIT: then call the cops.

Dutch · 02-17-2006, 09:14 PM

I haven't told my wife that secrety I'm a computer nerd.

gottimd · 02-17-2006, 09:17 PM

You're secreting a computer nerd?

Dutch · 02-17-2006, 09:24 PM

Well, not right now, obviously.

stevew · 02-18-2006, 04:20 AM

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There are a couple of things that happened several years before I was married that I've never told her. I don't think she would be angry, but she might be upset if she found out.

That one time you got a front row seat to native american nazi anal sex story still scares the beejesus out of me.

Vince · 02-18-2006, 04:34 AM

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That one time you got a front row seat to native american nazi anal sex story still scares the beejesus out of me.

The ridiculous part of that post is that it's not a joke.

bbor · 02-18-2006, 10:48 AM

Can i plead the 5th?

Eaglesfan27 · 02-18-2006, 12:01 PM

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That one time you got a front row seat to native american nazi anal sex story still scares the beejesus out of me.

She knows about that.

Swaggs · 02-18-2006, 12:05 PM

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Well i started to date my current wife when I was 14 years old (she was 13), and i'm 30 now so she knows almost all about me, but i agree everybody has always something to hide.

I think I would keep quiet about calling her your "current" wife.

MizzouRah · 02-18-2006, 12:24 PM

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My wife knows everything about my life before we were married. It's the stuff that's happened since that I keep a secret.

02-17-2006, 04:49 PM	#3
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Technically not married, but no. I mean, if I told her all the details of this one trip to Japan way back when, she might be troubled, but there's nothing that would SURPRISE her. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-17-2006, 04:51 PM	#4
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'm surprised enough about my past. No need to shock her. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-17-2006, 04:54 PM	#5
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I'm not married yet, but there's no way I'd tell the future Mrs. about the time my plane crashed in the Andes. I had to eat the buttocks of my best friend. Last edited by sovereignstar : 02-17-2006 at 04:54 PM.

02-17-2006, 05:14 PM	#14
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02-17-2006, 05:59 PM	#17
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02-17-2006, 04:47 PM	#2
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Spent some time in prison, did you?

02-17-2006, 05:10 PM	#11
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Fortunately, my wife and I started out as friends, so she knows pretty much every disgusting thing I've ever done . __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

02-17-2006, 05:12 PM	#12
KJDelaney High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Lewisville, TX	No. We are pretty open with each other.

02-17-2006, 05:26 PM	#15
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	She already knows everything and has had to accept it in order for me to keep her as my wife.

02-17-2006, 06:17 PM	#18
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02-17-2006, 06:31 PM	#19
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02-17-2006, 07:02 PM	#23
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I'm more worried about remembering things about my own past that would frighten ME, Telle, hell she's already been emotionally scarred by my stories.....

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02-17-2006, 07:41 PM	#25
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	My wife knows everything about my life before we were married. It's the stuff that's happened since that I keep a secret.

02-17-2006, 09:04 PM	#26
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Well i started to date my current wife when I was 14 years old (she was 13), and i'm 30 now so she knows almost all about me, but i agree everybody has always something to hide. __________________

02-17-2006, 09:11 PM	#28
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	if my wife knew some of the things i masturbated to she would hate me. well, she'd throw up, then hate me. EDIT: then call the cops. Last edited by Anthony : 02-17-2006 at 09:11 PM.

02-17-2006, 09:14 PM	#29
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	I haven't told my wife that secrety I'm a computer nerd.

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02-17-2006, 09:24 PM	#31
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Well, not right now, obviously.

02-18-2006, 10:48 AM	#34
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