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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!
This message brought to you by the Caesar Council for not being stabbed by Brutus.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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03-15-2006, 09:15 AM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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et tu cartman?
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03-15-2006, 09:29 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
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In our weekly production meeting this morning my boss said "Beware the Ides of March" after opening his planner. I said "Watch your back" and then everyone else in the room looked confused.
I guess I should feel good that my boss is the only other person that understood. Probably would have made me even more depressed if he was one of the ones that had no clue what I meant.
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The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings |
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03-15-2006, 09:39 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Literature begins with litter.
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03-15-2006, 09:48 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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Hmmmm... nah, this one is just too easy.
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03-15-2006, 09:52 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The DMV
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Especially since it would hurt your job security a bit. |
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03-15-2006, 09:54 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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03-15-2006, 09:57 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Actually, it starts with liter. I think that means you're supposed to get drunk while you read...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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03-15-2006, 10:13 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ...down the gravity well
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Pizza pizza
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"General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams |
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03-15-2006, 12:45 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Grafton, WI
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Today is my wife's birthday.....There are times when I think I should have listened to Mr. Shakespeare.
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03-15-2006, 12:59 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Location, Location, Location
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My dad passed away from cancer twenty years ago today.
I miss him.
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"The case of Great Britain is the most astonishing in this matter of inequality of rights in world soccer championships. The way they explained it to me as a child, God is one but He's three: Father, Son and Holy Ghost. I could never understand it. And I still don't understand why Great Britain is one but she's four....while [others] continue to be no more than one despite the diverse nationalities that make them up." Eduardo Galeano, SOCCER IN SUN AND SHADOW |
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