A little more light-hearted motorcycle tail

[Julio Riddols]

Just a little story about a girl-

I was sitting on the back of my car one day at a gas station, waiting for my fuel to pump, when up a dirt road rolled a gang of biker dudes and chicks that called themselves "The Kooky Monsters Motorcycle Party Gang".

So I'm sort of minding my business, and when my gas is done pumping, I reach for the nozzle to remove it from my tank and another hand beats me to it. A feminine hand covered in grease, wearing one of those "knuckle gloves" (The kind with the fingers mostly cut off). Anyway, I look up, my eyes noticing a quite breathtaking figure along the way- and then our eyes met.

"Hi, I'm Razor" She said, in a voice that echoed the sounds of sore throats and thousands of cigarettes. "I saw you over here pumping gas into your Metro."

"So you have eyes." I said, my voice wavering slightly as I was a bit on the defensive and sort of taken aback by her forwardness.

She spoke again, undeterred, her scarred throat shredding every word on its way out- "I didn't mean to be rude about it, but I really wanted to come over here and say..." She paused to cough, spit, and light a cigarette, then continued- "I wanted to come over here and tell you I thought you were cute"

I shrugged my shoulders and gave her the most indifferent look anyone could give. It was as if I had a twin standing right beside me, I was so indifferent.

Still, she kept talking, even as I walked in to pay for my 10 gallons of fuel.

Even as I got back in my car.

Even as I started it up.

I had finally conceded. "Look, if you're not going to go away, you wanna come over to my place and have anonymous sex?" Her game was the game of fleeting gas pump love, and I was playing it with her whether I wanted to or not, win or lose.

But its not that I was worried about winning or losing. Thats not what matters, my friends. No, it is most definitely not that. Its how you play the game.

So we played all night.

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

... She paused to cough, spit, and light a cigarette, then continued- "I wanted to come over here and tell you I thought you were cute"

Wow, now that's sexy.

[Antmeister]

This was entertaining is some weird way.