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MAD LIB 1
I thought I would start what I hope will be a fun little tradition. I have written a short story that I need you guys to help me finish, Mad-Libs style. I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about, but just in case you don't here are the "rules".
I'll post a description of what word or phrase I'm looking for. It may be something as simple as "Noun" or it may be more specific like "Your favorite dessert". The FIRST person to respond with a word or phrase that matches what I asked for will be the one I use to finish my story. After I get what I'm looking for, I'll post the next thing I'm looking for etc. These will be short (around 10 responses needed). After I get all that I need, I'll post the resulting hilarity. Everyone get it? One thing I forgot to mention is that a board member can only make one submission per Mad Lib. AND HERE'S THE FINAL RESULT: After an especially grueling day at work, AnalBumCover decided he needed to let off some steam. He was worn out from his job as a Forum Moderator, so he went to Alabama for a cold drink. “Hey bartender, give me a Tab.” The bartender gave him an odd look, but left to do as he was asked. As he waited for his beverage, he noticed a beautiful lady sitting nearby. He couldn’t believe his luck! She looked just like his dream girl, Christina Aguilera. His heart was pounding as he walked up to her and used his favorite pick-up-line: "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" “Excuse me?” she said. He flashed her a million dollar smile. “You heard me, Snuffleuffelgus.” Evidently, she was not impressed. With a quickness that surprised even herself, the girl gave him a vicious Nipple Twist and stormed out. AnalBumCover shrieked like a schoolgirl. “Mommy,” he whined as he fell to the floor in a heap. As the bartender brought him his Tab, he gave him the following advice: “Cocky and Funny will always get you laid.” Last edited by KWhit : 05-05-2003 at 10:33 AM. |
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05-04-2003, 02:24 PM | #2 |
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The first thing I'm looking for is the name of a member of FOFC (please not yourself).
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05-04-2003, 02:34 PM | #3 |
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AnalBumCover
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05-04-2003, 02:38 PM | #4 |
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Ok. ABC it is.
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05-04-2003, 02:42 PM | #5 |
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Now I need a JOB TITLE.
It can be as generic as "accountant" or as specific as "Heir to the throne of New Zealand." |
05-04-2003, 02:43 PM | #6 |
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forum moderator
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05-04-2003, 02:47 PM | #7 |
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Ok. Forum Moderator it is.
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05-04-2003, 02:52 PM | #8 |
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Now I need the name of a PLACE.
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05-04-2003, 02:53 PM | #9 |
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Alabama
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05-04-2003, 02:53 PM | #10 |
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Colossal Squid's lair
Edit: Damn, beat me to the punch...
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05-04-2003, 02:56 PM | #11 |
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Ok. Thanks illinifan999. Alabama it is.
Good choice though JeeberD. |
05-04-2003, 02:57 PM | #12 |
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Next I need a BEVERAGE.
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05-04-2003, 02:58 PM | #13 |
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A Tab.
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05-04-2003, 02:59 PM | #14 |
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Pabst Blue Ribbon (blech...)
Dammit, I need to learn to type faster............
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05-04-2003, 03:00 PM | #15 |
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Ah, the old saccarine flavored Tab. Yumyum.
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05-04-2003, 03:01 PM | #16 |
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And Jeeber's getting no-hit going into the 5th inning.
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05-04-2003, 03:02 PM | #17 |
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Next, I need a FEMALE CELEBRITY.
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05-04-2003, 03:03 PM | #18 |
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Christina Augilera
WOHOO!!! I finally got one in. Whew...
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Go JeeberD!
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lol...yum yum! CR
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05-04-2003, 03:06 PM | #21 | |
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Who the Hell is Christina AUGILERA? Should I just assume that in the panic of trying to get the post in you simply had a typo? I'm discussing with my judges now as to whether we can accept a response with such butchered spelling. Judges? |
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05-04-2003, 03:11 PM | #22 |
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Just kidding JeeberD. Christina Aguiedsl;dlas it is.
Now I need A FAMOUS QUOTE. |
05-04-2003, 03:11 PM | #23 |
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Aguilera will do fine.
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05-04-2003, 03:18 PM | #24 |
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"I drank...what?" by Socrates (actually by Val Kilmer). Kust kidding.
How about, "If I'm not starting, I'm going into 'Operation Shutdown'." CR
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05-04-2003, 03:19 PM | #25 |
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Actually that one is weak. How about, "I did not have sexual relations with that girl."
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05-04-2003, 03:22 PM | #26 | |
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I always have trouble spelling her name right. At least the search engines aren't smart asses about it...
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05-04-2003, 03:25 PM | #27 |
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You've already made you contribution to this MadLib, CR. Don't get all GREEDY on me (7 deadly sins thread-tie in sponsored by Tab* - Brimming with Flavor).
*Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains saccharin which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals. Still looking for A FAMOUS QUOTE |
05-04-2003, 03:33 PM | #28 |
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"They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
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05-04-2003, 03:39 PM | #29 |
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Very good, ABC. Braveheart is an excellent film.
Now I need a CUTESY PET NAME. |
05-04-2003, 03:39 PM | #30 |
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Snuffleuffelgus
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05-04-2003, 03:42 PM | #31 |
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He shoots, he scores.
"Snuffleuffelgus" it is. |
05-04-2003, 03:44 PM | #32 |
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Next:
I need AN ACTION USED TO HURT SOMEONE. |
05-04-2003, 03:51 PM | #33 |
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Nipple Twist
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05-04-2003, 03:54 PM | #34 |
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Nipple Twist it is! (Never thought I would say that phrase)
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05-04-2003, 03:55 PM | #35 |
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And for the last entry into the MadLib:
I need A WORD OF ADVICE. |
05-04-2003, 04:21 PM | #36 |
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Cocky and Funny will always get you laid.
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LMAO. That should work great, I hope. Chief Rum
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05-04-2003, 05:12 PM | #38 |
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this could be interesting...
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05-04-2003, 08:23 PM | #39 |
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I think it turned out fairly well for our first attempt. Thanks to all who contributed. And so... drum roll, please... here it is:
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05-04-2003, 08:32 PM | #40 |
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After an especially grueling day at work, AnalBumCover decided he needed to let off some steam. He was worn out from his job as a Forum Moderator, so he went to Alabama for a cold drink. “Hey bartender, give me a Tab.” The bartender gave him an odd look, but left to do as he was asked.
As he waited for his beverage, he noticed a beautiful lady sitting nearby. He couldn’t believe his luck! She looked just like his dream girl, Christina Aguilera. His heart was pounding as he walked up to her and used his favorite pick-up-line: "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" “Excuse me?” she said. He flashed her a million dollar smile. “You heard me, Snuffleuffelgus.” Evidently, she was not impressed. With a quickness that surprised even herself, the girl gave him a vicious Nipple Twist and stormed out. AnalBumCover shrieked like a schoolgirl. “Mommy,” he whined as he fell to the floor in a heap. As the bartender brought him his Tab, he gave him the following advice: “Cocky and Funny will always get you laid.” |
05-04-2003, 08:34 PM | #41 |
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[edit] How did you know what I did last Friday?
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05-04-2003, 09:32 PM | #43 |
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that last line was great...
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05-05-2003, 10:26 AM | #45 |
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So, when are you going to do version two?
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05-05-2003, 10:29 AM | #46 |
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I dunno. I thought I would wait a couple of days and see if there really was interest. I thought it ended up pretty funny, but I wanted to see the board's reaction. I may do another tomorrow.
By the way, who knew that AnalBumCover was such a smoothie? |
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I dunno... that pick-up line usually works... |
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05-05-2003, 10:43 AM | #48 |
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Ah, you're going to let the anticipation build. Good business strategy...
Well, I enjoyed the first one and am eagerly waiting for #2
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05-05-2003, 10:44 AM | #49 |
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Thanks for the laugh, KWit and contibutors! That was pretty good!
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