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Location: Placerville, CA
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Sheesh, I didn't even know Jim Varney was dead... and here I was wondering why there hadn't been another 'Ernest' for such a long time...
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05-06-2003, 05:53 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Huh? The Cutting Edge was about an ex-hockey player who became a figure skater. Or am I missing something? The real reason I love the movie is because it featured the song Baby Now I by Dan Reed Network, which was one of my favorite bands at the time.
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05-06-2003, 05:58 PM
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Location: Placerville, CA
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Yes. Pro Wrestling is also gay. |
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05-06-2003, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Hey now! Cutting Edge was a good movie. It really was.
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05-06-2003, 06:02 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Location: In Absentia
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I don't disagree, I'm just trying to understand what that has to do with The Cutting Edge.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-06-2003, 06:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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"Big Trouble in Little China" is one of the most brilliant movies ever made. Really!
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05-06-2003, 06:08 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Hey, look... if you like the movie because Moira Kelly is in it (one of the most unappreciated hot 'girl next door'-type chicks in hollywood, IMO), I respect that... but the central plot device (male hockey player becomes a figure skater) is gay. Male figure skaters are gay. Men who watch male figure skating are either gay or so whipped by their wives they might as well be gay. That is all. |
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05-06-2003, 06:21 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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My God! I guess I'm gay! I had no idea. But thank you for pointing that out. Since my wife is out of town, I can pop the DVD in the player, call up all my closet boyfriends, and have a gay ole' time.  BTW, Moira Kelly was hot in that movie, and I think I already explained the real reason I liked the movie. But now that you've pointed out the real reason, I want to thank you. Now if you'll excuse me, I must sashay home.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-06-2003, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Herndon, Va
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'Surf Nazis must die' is a personal favourite, but its a little obscure, it was so bad it was funny.
Slightly more well known 'More Bad News' by the Comic Strip Team (Britsh comedians who made many great films including 'The Bulshitters') - i am trying to find an affordable copy of the music by Bad News (its kind of like Spinal Tap, except this group actually played Donnington Rock Festival and got bottled off stage) for an actual mainstream film - Tremors is a true classic. 
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05-06-2003, 06:38 PM
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Good lord. . . TroyF |
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05-06-2003, 08:15 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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TroyF, did you just find out you're gay too? It's a shock, ain't it?
Wanna come over and watch movies with me?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-06-2003, 10:25 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ksyrup,
Yep, that's exactly what I found out. I've actually paid to watch Scott Hamilton skate. As I'm not married, I guess I'm gay. I'm not exactly sure why I keep asking women out and why I think Elizabeth Hurley and Moira Kelly are hot. (maybe their wardrobe?) Oh well, I guess I'll recover somehow. Careful now, I come over and watch The Cutting Edge with you, the rumors will start and then Cam's wife may not want to see you anymore.  TroyF (sorry Cam, I know that was a direct attack on your wife and I apologize in full. I'm going to go rent The Male Figure Skating Championships now and get back into touch with my feelings so I can become a more caring member of this board.) |
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05-06-2003, 10:46 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: St. Paul, MN
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I can never turn off Road House when it's on T.V... it's just soooooo bad.
Nothing like a 70 year old bouncer... braindead blond, horrible bad guy and good ol' Pat Swayze as the badass to kill a perfectly good sunday afternoon..... |
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05-06-2003, 11:17 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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What about Night of the Lepus? TBS would show that damn movie every other day (Night of the Lepus at 3:05, Sanford and Son at 7:05) and I'd watch it every time.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-06-2003, 11:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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Ghosts of Mars is sooooo bad that when ever it's on t.v. I have to watch it...
And pretty much any porno movie... |
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05-06-2003, 11:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Oh man, I LOVE movies about giant, mutant, killer rabbits. Hmm, I wonder whatever happened to Rhonda Shear. She was the greatest movie hostess ever...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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05-06-2003, 11:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hawaii
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Freddy got fingered
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05-06-2003, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Heres a few that no-one else has mentions
Strange Brew Shakes the Clown Kids And for the encore how about Meet the feebles You havent seen muppets until youve seen this
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05-06-2003, 11:57 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Sadly, I consider these 'good' movies....I even put Chinese Super Ninjas on my top 10 list....and Riki-O might be the most entertaining movie ever. |
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05-07-2003, 12:05 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Come on guys! Tammy and the T-Rex, thouroughly horrible movie, but at least you get Denise Richards doing a semi strip tease at the end. One of those movies you happen to catch, calculate the time until it ends, then watch the last 5 minutes.
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05-07-2003, 12:07 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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OK, a couple of guilty pleasures:
1. The Replacements. This is a pretty formula sports comedy, with every cliche in the book, but I like it. 2. Big Trouble In Little China. Perhaps one of the dumbest films of all time, but one that I watch once in a while, and yes, I did buy the DVD recently.
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"I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba** Elect of the "Biggest Dumba** of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke. |
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05-07-2003, 12:59 AM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Stankonia
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Above the Rim: With Tupac and Marlon Wayans. You got to love the psycho guy who plays basketball in the park with no ball. Did it bother anyone eles when Shep (Leon) made the basket and he never went to get the imaginary ball, it just came right back to him and he kept on shooting? I real wacko would of picked up that invisible ball before shooting it again. And how does some one die form dunking a basketball, or should I ask how can anyone believe it.
Above the Law: How stupid is this movie, how do you mix a Vietnam vet, Coulmbian drug lords, and politics and screw up? Also you have a great line from this movie, by the great thesbian Steven Segal: "You guys think you're above the law…but you ain't above ours." Apperently his law is breaking the US Constitution and killing people, with out due process. I can't believe these movies even got made, maybe the fact they did causes me to enjoy them. But if these movies are on I can not but watch them, it brings a smile to my face. I wish they could cross these two movies and make Above Stupidity.
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05-07-2003, 01:38 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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On a side note, just because Segal was mentioned, anybody else watch the first 5 minutes of Broken Arrow, see Segal's character die, then turn it off knowing full well that nothing else in the movie could top that one moment.
It's just all downhill from there.
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05-07-2003, 03:07 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Seagal ROOOLZ.
I'll watch (or should I say re-watch) any Seagal movie anytime. On Deadly Ground might be my favorite...Michael Cain playing the villain WAY over the top, eskimo mysticism, R. Lee Ermy, and Seagal's ten minute guilt trip ending-spiel, what's not to love?
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05-07-2003, 07:40 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Strange Brew kicks ass.
"That'll be $10." "All I've got is two 5's."
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-07-2003, 07:48 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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That was "Executive Decision" with Kurt Russell, aka Die Hard on a plane. "Broken Arrow" was the John Woo flick with Howie Long, Travolta, and Christian Slater. Executive Decision isn't that bad. Big Trouble in Little China, though horribly panned and not the epitome of fine film making is a cult classic. A great film. The commentary tracks on the DVD leave a little to be desired unless you are interested in what Russell's and Carpenter's kids are up to. |
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05-07-2003, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Agreed, Strange Brew was damned funny. And I too liked Big Trouble In Little China. |
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05-07-2003, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rennes, France
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Bad Taste : This film was our cult movie when I was in school. So LMAO ! Then it was a shock to us when Peter Jackson (who directed Bad Taste) was going to direct "The Lord of the Rings"... - Link with image
In Peter Jackson's BAD TASTE, an army of alien invaders has landed in coastal New Zealand with the intent of turning its human inhabitants into intergalactic fast food. Their nefarious mission is sabotaged, however, when a four-man commando team is sent in by the government to fend off the invaders. Bloody mayhem ensues....Prepare for scenes featuring exploding sheep, vomit eating, and cannibalism. With its unique blend of hardcore violence and outrageous black humor, BAD TASTE is a genre-busting treat for dauntless moviegoers. My best scene is the "accidental" blasting of a sheep with a rocket launcher.... That's real bad ! Last edited by Alf : 05-07-2003 at 09:15 AM. |
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05-07-2003, 09:41 AM
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My bad, had snow on the brain. I enjoyed Broken Arrow, while like I said, Executive Decision didn't make it 5 minutes past 'the death'. Probably a good movie, but no way it could improve upon that 
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05-07-2003, 09:47 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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http://www.strangebrewmovie.com/ Doug: Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get your beer free. Bob: It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence set in cases in law. Doug: So, like give us our free beer.
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05-07-2003, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Best bad movies lemme see...
The Program The Replacements Big Trouble in Little China, i havent seen this movie in years but love it. Not Just Another Teen Movie Varsity Blues Rocky V (just kidding guys) |
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05-07-2003, 10:02 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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"I'll take two bowls of split plea soup please."
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05-07-2003, 10:07 AM
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I love that movie, Side Out.
I don't even consider Strange Brew a bad movie, so it shouldn't go here.
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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05-07-2003, 11:30 AM
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Howard the Duck Only the Lonely ( which is actually a good movie that just bombed ) Popeye Eyes Wide Shut Top Secret Meet Joe Black |
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05-07-2003, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Ok, I just remembered another one - Spies Like Us.
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05-07-2003, 02:47 PM
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Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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well my gf thought it was terrible, which is why I listed all 4 of those movies. She hated everyone on of them, but I like all of them.
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05-07-2003, 02:50 PM
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Girls don't know a good movie from a bad one! Duh.
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81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." |
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05-07-2003, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Fleshy-headed mutant are you friendly?
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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05-07-2003, 03:05 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mississippi
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Jet Li
"The One"
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