Doctor saves us all from Jessica Simpson singing (again)

SirFozzie · 08-29-2006, 03:13 PM

NEW YORK (AP) -- Talk about bad timing. At the start of a media blitz to support her new album, "A Public Affair," Jessica Simpson is on vocal rest.

"It is true that she has indeed lost her voice," Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "She's been ordered to rest. ... She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

Simpson, 26, fell ill Friday and has "a strain, a bruise on her vocal cord," Shuter told the AP.

She canceled a planned appearance on CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman" this week but was to appear on MTV's "Total Request Live" on Tuesday afternoon to promote the album -- but not sing, Shuter said.

Simpson hopes her condition improves by Friday, when she is scheduled to perform on NBC's "Today" show, he said.

"She's trying," Shuter said. "Everybody is hoping and keeping their fingers crossed."

rkmsuf · 08-29-2006, 03:17 PM

I used to wonder if the whole "dumb blond, chicken of the sea thing" was an act and I've decided it clearly is not. I believe she is that dumb.

I heard here on the Top 40 countdown last weekend introducing all the songs and whoa...what an idiot.

She should sing. I doubt anyone would notice a difference in the lip sync.

Ksyrup · 08-29-2006, 03:19 PM

"She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

Yes, we know.

Sweed · 08-29-2006, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Simpson, 26, has a a bruise on her vocal cord," Shuter told the AP.

Sorry, my bad. I thought I was being careful

Vinatieri for Prez · 08-29-2006, 06:43 PM

nice.

bulletsponge · 08-29-2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweed

Sorry, my bad. I thought I was being careful

your dreaming if she ever does that for her man. theres a reason someone that hot dets dumped so fast

Raiders Army · 08-29-2006, 08:42 PM

She's not a bad singer. It's everything else.

Dr. Sak · 08-29-2006, 08:47 PM

Foz you wouldnt know good music if a tree walked up to you and hit you in the chest...wait it has to be your tree. You know what I mean.

Don't make fun of Jess!

08-29-2006, 03:17 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I used to wonder if the whole "dumb blond, chicken of the sea thing" was an act and I've decided it clearly is not. I believe she is that dumb. I heard here on the Top 40 countdown last weekend introducing all the songs and whoa...what an idiot. She should sing. I doubt anyone would notice a difference in the lip sync. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-29-2006, 03:19 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing." Yes, we know. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-29-2006, 06:43 PM	#5
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	nice.

08-29-2006, 08:42 PM	#7
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	She's not a bad singer. It's everything else.

08-29-2006, 08:47 PM	#8
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Foz you wouldnt know good music if a tree walked up to you and hit you in the chest...wait it has to be your tree. You know what I mean. Don't make fun of Jess!

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