I can't even think of a title for this article..

Mustang · 09-07-2006, 12:53 PM

Not 1.. Not 2.. But THREE guys thought this was a good idea.. what... the.. f??

hxxp://www.madison.com/wsj/mad/top/index.php?ntid=97619&ntpid=4

Three men charged with attempting to rob a grave Saturday in Cassville were doing so because one of the men had seen the dead woman's obituary photo and wanted to have sex with her body, according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday in Grant County Circuit Court.

The men had stopped at a Wal-Mart and bought condoms before heading to the cemetery, police said.

"One of the crimes we study in abnormal criminal behavior is necrophilia. I guess that would be the motive," Grant County Sheriff Keith Govier said Tuesday, adding that he had never before dealt with such a case.

Govier said the men apparently didn't know the dead woman.

"They just saw her obituary picture in the newspaper," he said.

Cassville Police Officer Brent McDonald was sent to St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville about 11 p.m. Saturday on a citizen's report of a suspicious vehicle.

McDonald found Alex Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, dressed in black.

Grunke was "extremely nervous" and "sweating on a very cool night," McDonald said in an interview. Grunke told McDonald that two other men were in the cemetery digging up the grave of Laura Tennessen, 20, who died Aug. 27 after being thrown from the back of a motorcycle.

At Tennessen's grave, officers found a hole that uncovered the concrete vault that encases the coffin. The two men were gone.

Sunday morning, Nicholas Grunke, 20, of Ridgeway, and Dustin Radke, 20, of Dodgeville, were found walking along Highway 81 in Beetown, about eight miles from the cemetery. The Grunkes are twin brothers.

Each man was charged with being party to attempted third- degree sexual assault and being party to attempted misdemeanor theft. Bond was set at $1,000 each for the Grunke brothers and $1,500 for Radke.

According to the complaint, Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke asked him to help dig up the grave so that Grunke could take the corpse behind his house in Ridgeway and have sexual intercourse with the body. On the way to the cemetery, the men stopped at the Dodgeville Wal-Mart and bought condoms, Radke told police.

Govier said he spoke with members of the Tennessen family about the incident.

"I can't come to the word to describe (what they're going through)," he said. "Having to put their daughter to rest, and then having to deal with this. It opens up wounds that I don't know anybody could experience."

The Rev. John Norder, Laura Tennessen's priest at St. Charles Catholic Church, said she was the type of person who was always smiling and never judged others.

"She always said, 'You know, you never know what people have been through in their lives.' (She was) a really good kid."

rkmsuf · 09-07-2006, 12:55 PM

Good to see the boys were using protection.

Ksyrup · 09-07-2006, 12:59 PM

Given the intelligence they displayed in even coming up with this idea, I think it's probably too much to assume the condoms were to keep from leaving their DNA as evidence. Most likely, they were concerned with getting her pregnant.

rkmsuf · 09-07-2006, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Given the intelligence they displayed in even coming up with this idea, I think it's probably too much to assume the condoms were to keep from leaving their DNA as evidence. Most likely, they were concerned with getting her pregnant.

I think the condoms might have been for other horseplay that was planned for later that evening.

MikeVic · 09-07-2006, 01:05 PM

How hot must her obituary photo been if three guys wanted to screw her CORPSE??

Ksyrup · 09-07-2006, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I think the condoms might have been for other horseplay that was planned for later that evening.

Sadly, I don't think they would have had the energy...

tanglewood · 09-07-2006, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

How hot must her obituary photo been if three guys wanted to screw her CORPSE??

rkmsuf · 09-07-2006, 01:17 PM

Ksyrup · 09-07-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

whoa

Disappointing. I was expecting a "There's a WalMart down the street" comment out of you.

rkmsuf · 09-07-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Disappointing. I was expecting a "There's a WalMart down the street" comment out of you.

If I ever took up corpse banging she would be high on the list. Right after Estelle Getty.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-07-2006, 02:12 PM

Seriously, how does the idea of having sex with a corpse even get to the point of action? I will give these guys the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't actively scouting the obituaries for women who were hot, so how did it go? They're just looking through the newspaper, they see that picture, and then they say, "I'd hit it! Um, well, come on! Let's hit it!"?

During the drive/walk to Wal-Mart, or during the wait in line to pay for the condoms, or during the trip to the cemetary, they don't even realize how ridiculous it all is? Hell, while they were in Wal-Mart, they couldn't find a halfway decent-looking girl to drool over?

It's just hard to imagine being dead set (pun intended, I guess) on having sex with a corpse. It's even more bizarre that that particular picture was enough to make them go through that much effort to attempt this. I just wish I could have heard the conversation as these guys actually greenlighted this whole scheme.

Ksyrup · 09-07-2006, 02:15 PM

Pumpy Tudors · 09-07-2006, 02:16 PM

Well, after seeing the guys' pictures, I understand how they'd have trouble picking up a living woman.

rkmsuf · 09-07-2006, 02:18 PM

Which one was gonna pork her?

Pumpy Tudors · 09-07-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Which one was gonna pork her?

The hot one. Duh. The hot guys always get the chicks.

Ksyrup · 09-07-2006, 02:21 PM

I thought the first guy was Emo Phillips' illegitimate kid.

sabotai · 09-07-2006, 02:21 PM

Ahhh, I see. The first two are aliens, and they used some kind of mind control device to get the 3rd guy to go along with it.

It's all starting to fall into place....

WSUCougar · 09-07-2006, 02:22 PM

"People" like this have no place in a civilized society. Just my two bits.

st.cronin · 09-07-2006, 03:23 PM

When you say Wisconsin, you've said it all.

bulletsponge · 09-07-2006, 03:28 PM

shes cute. but not dig up her corpse and bang it cute

these pervs are sick. i guess a stay at "bang you in your bum" prison might give them some perspective about necrophilia

BrianD · 09-07-2006, 03:29 PM

We do get some odd people up here. Do you think they understood that she wasn't still going to look like that when they got to her?

BrianD · 09-07-2006, 03:30 PM

dola,

Not that that was the only problem...

bulletsponge · 09-07-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianD

We do get some odd people up here. Do you think they understood that she wasn't still going to look like that when they got to her?

i doubt "Thinking" is a strong suit of these guys

Groundhog · 09-07-2006, 05:55 PM

Is that Elijah Wood with the glasses?

Craptacular · 09-07-2006, 09:27 PM

Having some friends from this area, and seeing some of their neighbors, it's sad to say that this was not as shocking to me as you'd think it would be.

Greyroofoo · 09-07-2006, 09:30 PM

Damn, all three were about 6 feet tall and 140 lbs.

path12 · 09-07-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

shes cute. but not dig up her corpse and bang it cute

This is damn near signature worthy.

Craptacular · 09-07-2006, 09:44 PM

OK, I didn't even notice something the first time through. These guys are from Ridgeway and Dodgeville, which are actually closer to Madison than Cassville (where the grave was). In fact, Cassville is about 60 miles from Dodgeville and 70 miles from Ridgeway. These guys weren't from down the street, or in the next town over. They drove for more than an hour to do this, then planned to drive more than an hour back to Ridgeway with the corpse.

kcchief19 · 09-07-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I thought the first guy was Emo Phillips' illegitimate kid.

Are we sure it's not?

Pumpy Tudors · 09-07-2006, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craptacular

OK, I didn't even notice something the first time through. These guys are from Ridgeway and Dodgeville, which are actually closer to Madison than Cassville (where the grave was). In fact, Cassville is about 60 miles from Dodgeville and 70 miles from Ridgeway. These guys weren't from down the street, or in the next town over. They drove for more than an hour to do this, then planned to drive more than an hour back to Ridgeway with the corpse.

Jeez, that makes me stand behind my earlier post even more than before. Good grief.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

During the drive/walk to Wal-Mart, or during the wait in line to pay for the condoms, or during the trip to the cemetary, they don't even realize how ridiculous it all is? Hell, while they were in Wal-Mart, they couldn't find a halfway decent-looking girl to drool over?

It's just hard to imagine being dead set (pun intended, I guess) on having sex with a corpse. It's even more bizarre that that particular picture was enough to make them go through that much effort to attempt this. I just wish I could have heard the conversation as these guys actually greenlighted this whole scheme.

LionsFan10 · 09-07-2006, 10:09 PM

The cops frown on this activity, shit. There go my plans for this weekend ...

Lame.

molson · 09-07-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

shes cute. but not dig up her corpse and bang it cute

I've been looking for a new pick up line for a while - thanks.

Craptacular · 09-19-2006, 10:16 PM

Update:

hxxp://www.channel3000.com/news/9861183/detail.html

The charges of attempted sexual assault were dropped, because Wisconsin, in addition to 33 other states (?!?!), does not have laws against necrophilia. They are still being charged with attempted misdemeanor theft and criminal damage to property. How fast do you think we'll see 34 new state laws??

Poli · 09-19-2006, 10:22 PM

I may have missed it, but I'm a little surprised there hasn't been a "I'd hit it" comment.

GrantDawg · 09-20-2006, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

shes cute. but not dig up her corpse and bang it cute

Quote:

Originally Posted by path12

This is damn near signature worthy.

I think it should be the new way of judging hotness. "Is she hot enough to dig up her corpse and bang it?"

CraigSca · 09-20-2006, 06:55 AM

Oh, those crazy Grunke twins!

WSUCougar · 09-20-2006, 08:47 AM

Who dug this thread back up? Oh...

korme · 09-20-2006, 12:07 PM

Man this thread is just fucked up altogether and I do not like.

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-20-2006, 08:21 PM

Officer, honest... I just wanted to get some head!

tabucko · 09-20-2006, 11:15 PM

As sick as the activity of having sex with the corpse may be, at least some of the people of Wisconsin are evolving a little anyway. First, Ed Gein was wearing people's skin, and then Jeffery Dahmer was eating skin - these boys just want to lay with it.

rkmsuf · 10-25-2006, 02:14 PM

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!

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Area man charged with bestiality
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
By TIM YOUNKMAN
TIMES WRITER
A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

http://www.mlive.com/news/bctimes/in...310.xml&coll=4

Ksyrup · 10-25-2006, 02:21 PM

"Crimes against nature"?! Like, is this a crime against decomposition, worms, or what?

rkmsuf · 10-25-2006, 02:22 PM

there's something hot about the dog belonging to his girlfriend

Desnudo · 10-25-2006, 02:23 PM

A dog day afternoon

rkmsuf · 10-25-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"Crimes against nature"?! Like, is this a crime against decomposition, worms, or what?

Is this scenario not on the bar exam?

Groundhog · 10-25-2006, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

there's something hot about the dog belonging to his girlfriend

Looks like he'd had the urge awhile and wasn't about to let a little thing like decomposition rob him of his pleasure.

MrBug708 · 10-25-2006, 06:32 PM

Rigamortis (sp?) wasn't the only stiff thing on the dog it seems...

Raiders Army · 10-25-2006, 07:54 PM

What's that called? Necrobestiality?

mckerney · 10-25-2006, 08:04 PM

This thread reminds me of this from overheardatcollege:

Guy #1: So, if you have sex with a dead child, is that pedophilia or necrophilia? It can’t be both, right?
Guy #2: I’m pretty sure that it’s necrophilia, because you can’t ask the person how old they are and make sure they’re not a kid.
Guy #1: But what if I don’t realize that they’re dead either?
Guy #2: Good question.
Girl: Uh, that’s not a good question. If I see a public safety guy, I’m having you both arrested for being the dumbest people on the planet.

bulletsponge · 10-25-2006, 08:23 PM

thats freakin sick!

who "dug up" this old thread

09-07-2006, 12:59 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Given the intelligence they displayed in even coming up with this idea, I think it's probably too much to assume the condoms were to keep from leaving their DNA as evidence. Most likely, they were concerned with getting her pregnant. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-07-2006, 01:17 PM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	whoa __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-07-2006, 02:12 PM	#11
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Seriously, how does the idea of having sex with a corpse even get to the point of action? I will give these guys the benefit of the doubt and assume that they weren't actively scouting the obituaries for women who were hot, so how did it go? They're just looking through the newspaper, they see that picture, and then they say, "I'd hit it! Um, well, come on! Let's hit it!"? During the drive/walk to Wal-Mart, or during the wait in line to pay for the condoms, or during the trip to the cemetary, they don't even realize how ridiculous it all is? Hell, while they were in Wal-Mart, they couldn't find a halfway decent-looking girl to drool over? It's just hard to imagine being dead set (pun intended, I guess) on having sex with a corpse. It's even more bizarre that that particular picture was enough to make them go through that much effort to attempt this. I just wish I could have heard the conversation as these guys actually greenlighted this whole scheme. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-07-2006, 02:15 PM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	__________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-07-2006, 02:16 PM	#13
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Well, after seeing the guys' pictures, I understand how they'd have trouble picking up a living woman. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-07-2006, 12:55 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Good to see the boys were using protection. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-07-2006, 01:05 PM	#5
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	How hot must her obituary photo been if three guys wanted to screw her CORPSE??

09-07-2006, 02:18 PM	#14
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Which one was gonna pork her? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-07-2006, 02:21 PM	#16
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I thought the first guy was Emo Phillips' illegitimate kid. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-07-2006, 02:21 PM	#17
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Ahhh, I see. The first two are aliens, and they used some kind of mind control device to get the 3rd guy to go along with it. It's all starting to fall into place....

09-07-2006, 02:22 PM	#18
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	"People" like this have no place in a civilized society. Just my two bits. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-07-2006, 03:23 PM	#19
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	When you say Wisconsin, you've said it all. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

09-07-2006, 03:28 PM	#20
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	shes cute. but not dig up her corpse and bang it cute these pervs are sick. i guess a stay at "bang you in your bum" prison might give them some perspective about necrophilia

09-07-2006, 03:29 PM	#21
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	We do get some odd people up here. Do you think they understood that she wasn't still going to look like that when they got to her?

09-07-2006, 03:30 PM	#22
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	dola, Not that that was the only problem...

09-07-2006, 05:55 PM	#24
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	Is that Elijah Wood with the glasses? __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

09-07-2006, 09:27 PM	#25
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Having some friends from this area, and seeing some of their neighbors, it's sad to say that this was not as shocking to me as you'd think it would be.

09-07-2006, 09:30 PM	#26
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Damn, all three were about 6 feet tall and 140 lbs.

09-07-2006, 09:44 PM	#28
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	OK, I didn't even notice something the first time through. These guys are from Ridgeway and Dodgeville, which are actually closer to Madison than Cassville (where the grave was). In fact, Cassville is about 60 miles from Dodgeville and 70 miles from Ridgeway. These guys weren't from down the street, or in the next town over. They drove for more than an hour to do this, then planned to drive more than an hour back to Ridgeway with the corpse.

09-07-2006, 10:09 PM	#31
LionsFan10 High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Detroit, MI, U.S.A	The cops frown on this activity, shit. There go my plans for this weekend ... Lame. __________________ It's true, it's true.

09-19-2006, 10:16 PM	#33
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Update: hxxp://www.channel3000.com/news/9861183/detail.html The charges of attempted sexual assault were dropped, because Wisconsin, in addition to 33 other states (?!?!), does not have laws against necrophilia. They are still being charged with attempted misdemeanor theft and criminal damage to property. How fast do you think we'll see 34 new state laws??

09-19-2006, 10:22 PM	#34
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I may have missed it, but I'm a little surprised there hasn't been a "I'd hit it" comment. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-20-2006, 06:55 AM	#36
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Oh, those crazy Grunke twins! __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

09-20-2006, 08:47 AM	#37
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Who dug this thread back up? Oh... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-20-2006, 12:07 PM	#38
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Man this thread is just fucked up altogether and I do not like.

09-20-2006, 08:21 PM	#39
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Officer, honest... I just wanted to get some head!

09-20-2006, 11:15 PM	#40
tabucko n00b Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Oshkosh, WI	As sick as the activity of having sex with the corpse may be, at least some of the people of Wisconsin are evolving a little anyway. First, Ed Gein was wearing people's skin, and then Jeffery Dahmer was eating skin - these boys just want to lay with it.

10-25-2006, 02:14 PM	#41
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Wheeeeeeee!!!!!! ----------------------------------------- More From The Bay City Times \| Subscribe To The Bay City Times Area man charged with bestiality Tuesday, October 24, 2006 By TIM YOUNKMAN TIMES WRITER A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said. Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center. At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6. Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer. Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off. State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house. Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days. The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison. http://www.mlive.com/news/bctimes/in...310.xml&coll=4 __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-25-2006, 02:21 PM	#42
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"Crimes against nature"?! Like, is this a crime against decomposition, worms, or what? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-25-2006, 02:22 PM	#43
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	there's something hot about the dog belonging to his girlfriend __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-25-2006, 02:23 PM	#44
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	A dog day afternoon

10-25-2006, 06:32 PM	#47
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Rigamortis (sp?) wasn't the only stiff thing on the dog it seems...

10-25-2006, 07:54 PM	#48
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	What's that called? Necrobestiality?

10-25-2006, 08:04 PM	#49
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	This thread reminds me of this from overheardatcollege: Guy #1: So, if you have sex with a dead child, is that pedophilia or necrophilia? It can’t be both, right? Guy #2: I’m pretty sure that it’s necrophilia, because you can’t ask the person how old they are and make sure they’re not a kid. Guy #1: But what if I don’t realize that they’re dead either? Guy #2: Good question. Girl: Uh, that’s not a good question. If I see a public safety guy, I’m having you both arrested for being the dumbest people on the planet.

10-25-2006, 08:23 PM	#50
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	thats freakin sick! who "dug up" this old thread