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Old 01-12-2007, 01:41 PM   #1
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Internet Dating Gone Seriously Wrong

The way she looked...

[ 5 Jan, 2007 1934hrs ISTAFP ]

BEIJING: A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Net that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, the state media reported on Friday.

The unnamed teenager first contacted the woman -- known by her chat moniker "Qunjiaofeiyang", or "Flying Skirt" -- using the popular Chinese online messaging software QQ, Xinhua news agency said.

The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province.

The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised and 10 years older than him, Xinhua said.

The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree.

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Old 01-12-2007, 01:42 PM   #2
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that's the definition of ugly.

"she's was hang yourself ugly."
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:44 PM   #3
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Actually, the most insulting part of this from the woman's perspective, I think, has to be that he lost his appetite for 4 days before he killed himself. I mean, it's one thing to be distraught over the difference between assumed and actual appearance, so distraught that you kill yourself because your "ideal woman" fell far short of what you had built her up to be. It's another to be so physically sick about what you saw that you lose your appetite for 4 days.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:51 PM   #4
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Actually, the most insulting part of this from the woman's perspective, I think, has to be that he lost his appetite for 4 days before he killed himself. I mean, it's one thing to be distraught over the difference between assumed and actual appearance, so distraught that you kill yourself because your "ideal woman" fell far short of what you had built her up to be. It's another to be so physically sick about what you saw that you lose your appetite for 4 days.

FWIW, I'm assuming part of the "disgust" has to do with what he talked to her about and what he was doing while talking to her that grosses him out more than just meeting her and her being ugly...
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:52 PM   #5
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FWIW, I'm assuming part of the "disgust" has to do with what he talked to her about and what he was doing while talking to her that grosses him out more than just meeting her and her being ugly...


gasp.....they cybered?

I will admit the name "Flying Skirt" is kind of hot.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:54 PM   #6
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Apparently it should have flown up and covered her head.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:54 PM   #7
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I assume at some point somebody will post pics, so just to be safe I'm never clicking on this thread again.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:55 PM   #8
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Apparently it should have flown up and covered her head.

Not necessarily.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:58 PM   #9
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I assume at some point somebody will post pics, so just to be safe I'm never clicking on this thread again.

I'd post a pic of "deformed Bert," but that would just be mean.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:01 PM   #10
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I love how the article names her a girl when she's passing herself off as 19 and a woman everywhere else.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:05 PM   #11
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This just goes to show ya kids:

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Old 01-12-2007, 02:23 PM   #12
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Anyone have the dating site picture vs what she looked like?
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:27 PM   #13
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Anyone have the dating site picture vs what she looked like?

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Old 01-12-2007, 02:35 PM   #14
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Awwwww damn....Noops gonna be pissed!
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:33 PM   #15
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Dat chicks hawt!

Do you have any other pics, perhaps in a 3x3 instant photo booth format?
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:37 PM   #16
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If that was her online pic, then she must have been the twin of the Chinese guy in the other thread that had the "pimple" from the age of 4.
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:38 PM   #17
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I feel like I've heard this story before...
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Old 01-12-2007, 05:49 PM   #18
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I'd hit it.
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Old 01-12-2007, 06:24 PM   #21
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I feel like I've heard this story before...

You have, it's an urban legend. Check snopes (and no, I'm not doing to link to the damn site).
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:44 PM   #22
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What?! Are you telling me the India Times is lying!
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