Reason #1349832 why life is not fair

Deattribution · 02-13-2007, 01:35 AM

Is that Edward Scissorhands?

sachmo71 · 02-13-2007, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SunDevil

It won't work out. Soon he'll dump her, and your fantasy will take wing again. Perhaps you can change it up a bit, where this time he sees you in the audience at a show, and then invites you backstage. The rest is up to you, but he will be yours. Oh yes, he will.

Antmeister · 02-13-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Deattribution

Is that Edward Scissorhands?

That's ridiculous. That's a well known crooner named st.cronin. It looks like he shaved off his red beard and let his hair go wild.

st.cronin is one lucky bastard.

mauchow · 02-13-2007, 08:43 AM

She ain't all that great. I watched the movie she was in last night, Employee of the Month and man, she looks okay at times but her lips are just WRONG. They're thin and can get into a weird form at times. Eww. The rest is pretty nice though.

st.cronin · 02-13-2007, 08:47 AM

I'd hit it.

Dawgfan1980 · 02-13-2007, 08:48 AM

Would he let you hit it?

Swaggs · 02-13-2007, 09:17 AM

Is it just me, or is his head like 14x bigger than hers?

spleen1015 · 02-13-2007, 09:22 AM

I bet she doesn't give head because she thinks it's gross.

Dr. Sak · 02-13-2007, 09:25 AM

I'd like to motorboat her...[makes sputtering motorboat noise]

bulletsponge · 02-13-2007, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

I bet she doesn't give head because she thinks it's gross.

wht else would nick dump her? also i heard shes a slob

st.cronin · 02-13-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

I bet she doesn't give head because she thinks it's gross.

Well, let's be honest, it is pretty gross.

DanGarion · 02-13-2007, 02:54 PM

She's nothing special.

bulletsponge · 02-13-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Well, let's be honest, it is pretty gross.

speaking from experience?

Surtt · 02-13-2007, 03:22 PM

Err,...

Who is this.

I take it, the chick is Jessica Simpson, who is the guy?
Last I heard she was dating Tony Romo.

JediKooter · 02-13-2007, 04:06 PM

Is that kid who played Cher's son in The Mask?

Dr. Sak · 02-13-2007, 05:35 PM

John Mayer

spleen1015 · 02-13-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is that kid who played Cher's son in The Mask?

Believe it or not, but that was Eric Stoltz.

JeeberD · 02-13-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

Err,...

Who is this.

I take it, the chick is Jessica Simpson, who is the guy?
Last I heard she was dating Tony Romo.

They never actually dated. He did nail Carrie Underwood, though...

Rizon · 02-13-2007, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is that kid who played Cher's son in The Mask?

Nah, I think that's the dude that played Elliott in E.T..

Draft Dodger · 02-14-2007, 07:15 AM

Reason# 1349833

JediKooter · 02-14-2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Believe it or not, but that was Eric Stoltz.

Crap! That dude with Jessica looks like Eric Stoltz with the makeup still on. This dude must have a huge pillow.

Ksyrup · 02-16-2007, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Deattribution

Is that Edward Scissorhands?

Warhammer · 02-16-2007, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Well, let's be honest, it is pretty gross.

Oral is a two way street, if I go down on the wife, she's pulling the same duty.

Raiders Army · 02-16-2007, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Oral is a two way street, if I go down on the wife, she's pulling the same duty.

What if you go anal on her?

Warhammer · 02-16-2007, 09:30 AM

No desire for anal.

Raiders Army · 02-16-2007, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

No desire for anal.

What if she offered you two chicks?

Edit--Would you get two chicks for her?

bulletsponge · 02-16-2007, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Warhammer

Oral is a two way street, if I go down on the wife, she's pulling the same duty.

you make it sound like a chore for you

Desnudo · 02-16-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Well, let's be honest, it is pretty gross.

Keep trying, you can learn to enjoy it

st.cronin · 02-16-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

What if she offered you two chicks?

Edit--Would you get two chicks for her?

!

Warhammer · 02-16-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

you make it sound like a chore for you

No, not at all, but you gotta keep things even, otherwise one person is the receiver all the time and never gives.

02-13-2007, 08:47 AM	#6
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I'd hit it. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-13-2007, 08:48 AM	#7
Dawgfan1980 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Seattle, WA	Would he let you hit it? __________________ I still have nothing witty to say at the moment

02-13-2007, 09:17 AM	#8
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Is it just me, or is his head like 14x bigger than hers? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

02-13-2007, 03:22 PM	#15
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Err,... Who is this. I take it, the chick is Jessica Simpson, who is the guy? Last I heard she was dating Tony Romo. __________________ “The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.” United States Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis

02-13-2007, 04:06 PM	#16
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Is that kid who played Cher's son in The Mask? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

02-13-2007, 01:35 AM	#2
Deattribution College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2003	Is that Edward Scissorhands?

02-13-2007, 08:43 AM	#5
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	She ain't all that great. I watched the movie she was in last night, Employee of the Month and man, she looks okay at times but her lips are just WRONG. They're thin and can get into a weird form at times. Eww. The rest is pretty nice though.

02-13-2007, 09:22 AM	#9
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	I bet she doesn't give head because she thinks it's gross.

02-13-2007, 09:25 AM	#10
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I'd like to motorboat her...[makes sputtering motorboat noise]

02-13-2007, 02:54 PM	#13
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	She's nothing special. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

02-13-2007, 05:35 PM	#17
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	John Mayer

02-14-2007, 07:15 AM	#21
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	Reason# 1349833 __________________ Mile High Hockey

02-16-2007, 09:30 AM	#26
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	No desire for anal.

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