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Old 02-19-2007, 01:39 PM   #1
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Tomorrow is Mardi Gras

With Fat Tuesday only a few hours away, I'm planning a way to celebrate it here at work. I'm thinking about finding that accountant I scheduled the meeting with, and then I'll offer her some beads and king cake.

Any other ideas?
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:40 PM   #2
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With Fat Tuesday only a few hours away, I'm planning a way to celebrate it here at work. I'm thinking about finding that accountant I scheduled the meeting with, and then I'll offer her some beads and king cake.

Any other ideas?

Show her your tits?
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:41 PM   #3
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Piss in the hallways?
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:43 PM   #4
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ask her if she takes it in the butt.

If she says no, tell her that wasn't the correct answer.
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:44 PM   #5
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definitely make some time to throw up
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:45 PM   #6
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ask her if she takes it in the butt.

If she says no, tell her that wasn't the correct answer.

I'm sure he'll get the answer to that question once he gives her the anal beads.

Oh wait, he was referring to those MG beads. Woops!
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:48 PM   #7
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Ask her if she knows what Taco Meat is.
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:49 PM   #8
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fly to Norman tomorrow and come to our house party. we're building a balcony in our living room to throw beads off of.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:14 PM   #9
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:23 PM   #10
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definitely make some time to throw up
It's been 5 years and 4 days since I last threw up, but I'll pencil it in for tomorrow, just in case.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:25 PM   #11
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:33 PM   #12
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Now I'm trying to figure out what the hell made me puke on the day after Valentine's Day in 2002. It had been over 15 years since I had, and then I had that one horrible February 15th, and I haven't puked since.

Still, I've got it on the calendar for tomorrow.
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:54 PM   #13
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My first real disappointment with this job was that work wasn't closed today because of Mardi Gras. At least, I have tomorrow off. I'm also trying to figure out how to liven up this day where most of the kids aren't showing since they are already off school...
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:44 AM   #14
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update?
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:47 AM   #15
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update?

I think he is still working on that patch.
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:56 AM   #16
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So far, the beads have found their way to a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Now I'm hanging out in the basement trying to decide whose name to click in Outlook.

No sign of the accountant yet, by the way.
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:03 AM   #17
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I booted in New Orleans early Thursday morning. Since I witnessed a Mardi Gras parade the previous night, I am counting it.

Plus I was on the balcony at some bar (Pat O'Brien's?) yelling for the carriage horse to show me its tits.

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Old 02-20-2007, 09:09 AM   #18
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update?

Don't you have a new bathroom story you should be getting ready to post?
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:12 AM   #19
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Don't you have a new bathroom story you should be getting ready to post?

as a matter of fact, yes!
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