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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Tomorrow is Mardi Gras
With Fat Tuesday only a few hours away, I'm planning a way to celebrate it here at work. I'm thinking about finding that accountant I scheduled the meeting with, and then I'll offer her some beads and king cake.
Any other ideas?
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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Show her your tits? |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Piss in the hallways?
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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ask her if she takes it in the butt.
If she says no, tell her that wasn't the correct answer.
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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definitely make some time to throw up
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I'm sure he'll get the answer to that question once he gives her the anal beads. Oh wait, he was referring to those MG beads. Woops!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Ask her if she knows what Taco Meat is.
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NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 |
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Norman, OK
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fly to Norman tomorrow and come to our house party. we're building a balcony in our living room to throw beads off of.
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Free Pancakes at IHOP!!!! Shroves4evah!
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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It's been 5 years and 4 days since I last threw up, but I'll pencil it in for tomorrow, just in case.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 02-19-2007 at 02:33 PM. Reason: Oh, it's 2007 now! |
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Florida
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Get a camera and say you work for Girls Gone Wild.
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Living in an Oligarchy. |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Now I'm trying to figure out what the hell made me puke on the day after Valentine's Day in 2002. It had been over 15 years since I had, and then I had that one horrible February 15th, and I haven't puked since.
Still, I've got it on the calendar for tomorrow.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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My first real disappointment with this job was that work wasn't closed today because of Mardi Gras. At least, I have tomorrow off. I'm also trying to figure out how to liven up this day where most of the kids aren't showing since they are already off school...
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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update?
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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So far, the beads have found their way to a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Now I'm hanging out in the basement trying to decide whose name to click in Outlook.
No sign of the accountant yet, by the way.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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I booted in New Orleans early Thursday morning. Since I witnessed a Mardi Gras parade the previous night, I am counting it.
Plus I was on the balcony at some bar (Pat O'Brien's?) yelling for the carriage horse to show me its tits. AUTHENTIC
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Don't you have a new bathroom story you should be getting ready to post?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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as a matter of fact, yes!
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