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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Potential terrorist caught at LAX
At LAX Airport today, an individual (later discovered to be a public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. |
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05-30-2003, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burlington, VT USA
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What is FOX's angle on the story?
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05-30-2003, 12:30 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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hang the fucker
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05-30-2003, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Fritz,
Good one.  TroyF |
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05-30-2003, 12:49 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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I bet he belongs to the NEA. I told you they're bad news.
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05-30-2003, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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He probably belongs to the terrorist organization known as the PTA.
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05-30-2003, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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05-30-2003, 07:00 PM
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In The Penalty Box
Join Date: May 2003
Location: To reveal my location, you must decipher a series of traps, each more deadly than the last.
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FOX's take on things.
Sheperd Smith: We go live to David Lee Miller at LAX. David Lee Miller: A Terrorist was caught at LAX while trying to board a plane. It is believed he killed 10,000 people on the way to getting to the metal detector. Sheperd Smith: To shed light on this arrest, we go to our NEW Terror Analyst, the GREAT Conservative Bill O'Reilly. O'Reilly: Shep, this man is definetely a terrorist and I belive he is part of the Liberal Democratic movement. Sheperd Smith: And you heard it here on FOX News... FOX News, "fair and balanced" journalism. |
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05-30-2003, 09:13 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Happy, you forgot to have everyone else refer to Shepard Smith as "Shep" while he smiles into the camera, a twinkle in his eye.
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05-30-2003, 09:14 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Dola:
Let me also take this opportunity to say I'd go down on Patti Ann Browne like a steerage passenger on the Titanic.
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05-30-2003, 09:18 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burlington, VT USA
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Laurie Dhue
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05-30-2003, 11:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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06-01-2003, 03:11 AM
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In The Penalty Box
Join Date: May 2003
Location: To reveal my location, you must decipher a series of traps, each more deadly than the last.
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Next on FOX "Fair and Balanced": Hannity and Lenin
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