HELP! I need to know whose cell phone # this is:

[Anthony]

wow, that guy was dumb. i woulda said "well, what name and address does it look like is on the ticket stub". if it was anything close to mine, then it's legit. if it's so far off then it's obviously some type of scam. yeesh, gullible people.

[panerd]

Originally Posted by bsak16

I think your brother should go to the address and deliever it personally.

If the guy in question is single then I put about 95% of the blame on the married women. If married, then still only 50%. Just my $0.02!

[Eaglesfan27]

Originally Posted by bsak16

I think your brother should go to the address and deliever it personally.

Preferably with hot food items in it.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

wow, that guy was dumb. i woulda said "well, what name and address does it look like is on the ticket stub". if it was anything close to mine, then it's legit. if it's so far off then it's obviously some type of scam. yeesh, gullible people.

Being greedy downs another sucker...

[MizzouRah]

Originally Posted by thetrilogy

And I got the name and address:

Called from an empty office at work. I work at a large university that has a hospital.
So I don't know what comes up on caller ID.

To keep it short I called and said that I was from the Office of Institutional Advancement and that the hospital raffeled off 30 gift baskets last Friday and sometimes we can't read the names/numbers on the tickets.
This is the best I could make out on the ticket and tried several other numbers first. The prize was 4 movie passes, 30$ gift card to Panera and a coupon for a free fondue set. This can be mailed, I need a name and address.
So I got it. And gave it to my bro. It's their headache now, not mine. I'm done with this.

Nicely played!

[Bisbo]

You mean I didn't really win the basket? Dammit - now I have to call your brother's wife and cancel my dinner date at Panera.

[SnDvls]

didn't the guy realize he never entered a raffle?

[Eaglesfan27]

Originally Posted by SnDvls

didn't the guy realize he never entered a raffle?

Maybe he's married and thinks his wife did.

[albionmoonlight]

The whole concept of texting someone with whom you are having an affair seems really weird to me.

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight instead of my husband. LOL"

"He won't suspect a thing. ROFL"

[Eaglesfan27]

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

The whole concept of texting someone with whom you are having an affair seems really weird to me.

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight instead of my husband. LOL"

"He won't suspect a thing. ROFL"

I'm guessing the woman involved who has an affair and texts that frequently is usually very needy and is seeking constant reassurance of one form or another. Of course, it does seem very stupid and likely to increase the incidence of getting caught.

[Dr. Sak]

I think you should send a singing clown or strip-o-gram to the guy's work. And when he asks them who it is from, say the husband of the phone number you texted 700 times last month.

[Butter]

My brother (back when I was talking to him) got caught cheating on his wife (with his sister-in-law... his wife's brother's wife) thanks to text messaging. Good move, smart guy.

It sure does seem stupid to leave any sort of trail that is accessible by the other party.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

My brother (back when I was talking to him) got caught cheating on his wife (with his sister-in-law... his wife's brother's wife) thanks to text messaging. Good move, smart guy.

It sure does seem stupid to leave any sort of trail that is accessible by the other party.

I didn't know you were Martin Brodeur's brother.

[Ksyrup]

I'm rarely amazed by people's lack of thinking things through, short-sightedness, or outright stupidity these days.

[bbor]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I didn't know you were Martin Brodeur's brother.

LMAO!!!!

[Logan]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I didn't know you were Martin Brodeur's brother.

Fanfuckingtastic .

By the way, texting anybody 700 times in a month warrants questioning, even if it was to your best friend in the entire world. What the hell is the matter with you?

[JasonC23]

Originally Posted by Logan

By the way, texting anybody 700 times in a month warrants questioning, even if it was to your BFF.

Fixed.

[Huckleberry]

THES SI SO 3XCITNG!!1!111 OMG LAT US KNOW WUT HAPANS!!!1!1!1!

[MizzouRah]

If I saw that on my (ok, for her we'll say OUR) Nextel bill, you can bet your ass I would go to her phone and see if I could find what she was sending - plus I'm sure text messages are stored somewhere on Nextel's account information.

[sooner333]

Given the amount of texts, was the man Houston Nutt?

[sooner333]

Originally Posted by MizzouRah

If I saw that on my (ok, for her we'll say OUR) Nextel bill, you can bet your ass I would go to her phone and see if I could find what she was sending - plus I'm sure text messages are stored somewhere on Nextel's account information.

Dola-

Of course, they could be talking in some sort of code so that it wouldn't look as suspicious...but then, you'd think they would just get some wal-mart pre-paid phone for this. It seems like people don't understand the words "Paper trail" anymore.

[sachmo71]

Originally Posted by bsak16

I think your brother should go to the address and deliever it personally.

This could end badly. His wife and this guy might be swingers.

[Julio Riddols]

Now with that name and address, why not start having weird shit sent to the guy?

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Now with that name and address, why not start having weird shit sent to the guy?

A dick in a box

[spleen1015]

I don't think you should blame another man for doinking your brother's wife.

BE A MAN AND TELL HIM IT IS REALLY YOU!

[Passacaglia]

Why not just pay for the reverse lookup services? Those are only 12.95 it looks like, while you're out at least $50 for all that junk.

[sooner333]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Why not just pay for the reverse lookup services? Those are only 12.95 it looks like, while you're out at least $50 for all that junk.

I doubt he's actually going to send him the stuff.

[Ksyrup]

lol

[Passacaglia]

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Why not just pay for the reverse lookup services? Those are only 12.95 it looks like, while you're out at least $50 for all that junk.

This is probably the best post in this thread. I hope to god that was a serious post.

[Ksyrup]

I think he could save a few bucks if he just went with a $25 gift certificate to The Melting Pot instead of a fondue set. Even the cheap sets run $50-60.

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I think he could save a few bucks if he just went with a $25 gift certificate to The Melting Pot instead of a fondue set. Even the cheap sets run $50-60.

$25 will get you two strawberries and a piece of cheese at the Melting Pot

[st.cronin]

With all due respect to Pumpy Tudors and Maple Leaves, Passacaglia is the funniest guy on the board.

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

This is probably the best post in this thread. I hope to god that was a serious post.

Sorry to disappoint. Anyway, you can get a fondue set at Meijer for under ten bucks.

[SnDvls]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

This is probably the best post in this thread. I hope to god that was a serious post.

"

[Izulde]

700 messages a month isn't so bad.

That's only 23 text messages a day.

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

With all due respect to Pumpy Tudors and Maple Leaves, Passacaglia is the funniest guy on the board.

Thanks...I think. I hope that's not only the case if my post was serious. I thought it was pretty funny, even as a joke.

[TroyF]

700 text messages in a month. Is she 12?

This raises more questions than answers anyway.

1) does he have access to the phone itself or the bill?
2) If he has access only to the bill, there is only one reason they'd show the number of text messages. That's if she didn't have an unlimited plan.
3) If she didn't have an unlimited plan and she knew the husband would have access to the phone records. . . ok, I'll repeat it again, is she 12? I mean a really dumb 12 year old? (I don't want to insult the smart ones here)
4) If he had access to the phone, why couldn't he look at the text messages?
5) OK, are EITHER of these people allowed to be legally married? I mean is this like some arranged wedding of a two preteens in India or something? I mean, if she's cheating and doing it in this manner, she's beyond moronic. He doesn't have the guts to confront his own wife, instead choosing to act as though he's in some Junior High School mystery. (The Scooby-Doo things were just cartoons, you won't be finding a ghost at the end of this kids)

What a screwed up situation. I'm now waiting for the end of this when I see on Court TV the story of a 12 year old kid who killed a classmate because he found out this guy and his GF were texting each other to much.

Can we get excerpts from the book before it comes out?

[Crim]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Risky though. What if the guy already had a fondue set?

[AZSpeechCoach]

The text message is COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!!

[ISiddiqui]

Originally Posted by sooner333

Dola-

Of course, they could be talking in some sort of code so that it wouldn't look as suspicious...but then, you'd think they would just get some wal-mart pre-paid phone for this. It seems like people don't understand the words "Paper trail" anymore.

They have these things logged on bills?! OMG! I thought they just disappeared into the interwebs!

Really moronic behavior, but I've definately ran into people who were incredibly technologically inept in my life, so I can see it happening.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

The text message is COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!!

Works best on Christmas.


Black Christmas!

[Crim]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Black

sigh. Every time we talk about cheating spouses texting their brother-in-law about fondue sets, some asswhite's gotta play the race card. Get past it, people! This is the 2000's!!1

[korme]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I think he could save a few bucks if he just went with a $25 gift certificate to The Melting Pot instead of a fondue set. Even the cheap sets run $50-60.

Good God, I love the Melting Pot. And no one around here has a clue what it is. So unfortunate!

[korme]

Originally Posted by Crim

sigh. Every time we talk about cheating spouses texting their brother-in-law about fondue sets, some asswhite's gotta play the race card. Get past it, people! This is the 2000's!!1

Fucking hilarious. You get a gold star

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Why not just pay for the reverse lookup services? Those are only 12.95 it looks like, while you're out at least $50 for all that junk.

I had the same initial thought as Sooner. "Wha.. he's not going to send..." Oh. This was followed by a genuine LoL.

Nice post.

[Drake]

I can't imagine 700 text messages not involving some sort of infidelity.

Of course, I've sent fewer than 25 text messages in my entire life, so maybe that's just me.

[kingfc22]

This thread has some serious potential. If she is sending over 700 texts in a month to the same number, then I'm sure she's not smart enough to erase them from her phone.

He should just take a look at the phone while she is in the shower to see what the texts say.

[dime]

if the brother does something stupid (assault, harrassment, etc) you could end up being liable as well for providing him with a name and address

[Crim]

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