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05-21-2007, 10:42 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I bet this has never happened to you
I live in a very small village, population maybe 150 or so. One of my neighbors is a guy named Frank, I've been over to his house, I talk to him all the time about all kinds of stuff. I've known him about a year, since we moved in to this house.
Well, this morning I found it he is the MAYOR! I had no idea. All this time I was saying "hey, Frank" when I walked my dog, and I was actually waving to the mayor. |
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05-21-2007, 10:50 AM
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Did you ask him how come he doesn't wear the sash that says "Mayor" on it 24-7?
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05-21-2007, 10:51 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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You're 83rd on the list. If you stay there long enough, you'll get your turn.
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05-21-2007, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue
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LOL....if you live in a large city and you are waving to someone who says that they are the MAYOR, you are usually talking to a crazy person.
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05-21-2007, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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One of my brothers friends ran for mayor at 19 and won. In a lot of towns, it's so ceremonial, that there's no power whatsoever. Live there long enough cronin, and I bet you can be mayor some day.
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05-21-2007, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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I lived in a town once where the mayor was my stepson's little league coach but I didn't know it until the end of the season.
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05-21-2007, 11:08 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Depending on the time of day, he might also be 'Frank the Sheriff', 'Frank the Garbage Collector' and 'Frank the Treasurer'
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05-21-2007, 11:10 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Maybe this place is like that old Scooby Doo cartoon where the star guest (was it Don Knotts?) was every person in the town.
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05-21-2007, 11:30 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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Quote:
ours has a personalized plate that says it. 
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05-21-2007, 11:39 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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Wow, this sounds so familiar as if it happened around here somewhere.
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05-21-2007, 11:39 AM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I just discovered that I'm the mayor of Sexytown. I hope st.cronin doesn't move here, because he'll take my post... so to speak.
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05-21-2007, 11:44 AM
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Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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I live in Wyoming. They've elected people the mayor only to find out they got the count wrong and that the other person won.
How hard can it be to count 70 or so votes. |
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05-21-2007, 11:48 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
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He laughs at your folly
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