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Old 06-05-2003, 04:19 PM   #1
WSUCougar
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Red face K-Y Warming Liquid?!?

Anyone else seen the advertisements, coupons, and commercials for this stuff? It certainly shows how far our society has moved from the tight (no pun intended) restrictions of years ago.

K-Y Warming Liquid
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Old 06-05-2003, 04:36 PM   #2
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This product will revolutionize masturbation.
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Old 06-05-2003, 04:38 PM   #3
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:07 PM   #4
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Finally......
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:17 PM   #5
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I always got a kick out of the basic calculus equation...

dx/dy = KY

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Old 06-05-2003, 05:26 PM   #6
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it's about damn time!
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:40 PM   #7
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This will be just like ESPN and microwave popcorn: We will wonder how we ever lived without it.
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:18 PM   #8
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sweet, I don't have to settle for using Icy Hot now!
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:35 PM   #9
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Think of how they could market this...

"Soreness and cramping from excessive intercourse and/or masturbation? Try new K-Y Warming liquid for fast, soothing relief."
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:54 PM   #10
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It's gotta beat using a toasted bagel.
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:58 PM   #11
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Hmm... K-Y Jelly on a toasted bagel... sounds like the breakfast of champions to me.
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Old 06-06-2003, 11:37 AM   #12
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My wife gets excited every time she sees the commercial. Of course, she is eight months pregnant and gets excited every time the wind blows. Not that I'm complaining....
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Old 06-06-2003, 11:40 AM   #13
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I'll have to ask her about that if I meet her tomorrow. "Nice to meet you Mrs. Dawg. I hear you get excited every time the wind blows."

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Old 06-06-2003, 11:42 AM   #14
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I'll have to ask her about that if I meet her tomorrow. "Nice to meet you Mrs. Dawg. I hear you get excited every time the wind blows."


Just walk up and blow in her ear.
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Old 06-06-2003, 11:49 AM   #15
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Just walk up and blow in her ear.

That wouldn't be a good idea. In highschool, her nick name was "eargasm."
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Old 06-06-2003, 11:56 AM   #16
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of course, that wouldn't have anything to do with the time you had too much to drink and humped the side of her head, would it?
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Old 06-06-2003, 11:57 AM   #17
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That wouldn't be a good idea. In highschool, her nick name was "eargasm."

Too much information.
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Old 06-06-2003, 12:00 PM   #18
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of course, that wouldn't have anything to do with the time you had too much to drink and humped the side of her head, would it?


Shhhhhhhhh!!! That never happened! The pictures were doctored!
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Old 06-06-2003, 12:03 PM   #19
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That wouldn't be a good idea. In highschool, her nick name was "eargasm."

Several thoughts come to mind here, I can't decide between them

1) And that would seem to make scooper's suggestion a bad idea?

2) Eargasm? Cool, a RHPS reference

3) This borders on TMI

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Old 06-06-2003, 12:35 PM   #20
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2) Eargasm? Cool, a RHPS reference


Jon wins the obscure reference award. One carboard cookie coming your way.

As for TMI...I would have never posted it if she didn't tell me to. And you do what your very pregnant wife wants!
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