I need an 85 year old

KWhit · 08-22-2007, 09:31 PM

Good God this is possibly the most depressing thing I've read in a long time.

Many Older Americans Have Active Sex Lives

http://health.msn.com/centers/mensex...8352&GT1=10311

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And more than half of those in the oldest age group -- 75 to 85 -- who were sexually active reported having sex at least two to three times per month, and 23 percent reported having sex at least once a week.

Sigh.

Buccaneer · 08-22-2007, 09:34 PM

I'm curious. What do you find depressing about this?

(yes, I know this sets up for an Bucc Is Old joke, but I'm serious)

wade moore · 08-22-2007, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

I'm curious. What do you find depressing about this?

(yes, I know this sets up for an Bucc Is Old joke, but I'm serious)

I think the depressing part was that the 85 year old is getting more sex than KWhit...

KWhit · 08-22-2007, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

I'm curious. What do you find depressing about this?

(yes, I know this sets up for an Bucc Is Old joke, but I'm serious)

That old geezers like you get it more often than I do.

cuervo72 · 08-22-2007, 09:39 PM

Yep, I saw this too, on NBC news. One of the experts/researchers said something to the effect that rates on the whole for the study weren't too far off from the average for younger couples - about two to three times a week. Right...two to three a week.

/lets out a long exhale

Buccaneer · 08-22-2007, 09:40 PM

Understood.

KWhit · 08-22-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Understood.

So are you available Friday night?

Buccaneer · 08-22-2007, 09:41 PM

[TMI alert]

No, really. I had not believed it when it was told me years ago, but I am finding that sex is getting better.

[/TMI alert]

Buccaneer · 08-22-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

So are you available Friday night?

No, you recall that I have long hair and I have to wash it Friday night.

Logan · 08-22-2007, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

[TMI alert]

No, really. I had not believed it when it was told me years ago, but I am finding that sex is getting better.

[/TMI alert]

No, you're just forgetting what it used to be like back in the day.

Cringer · 08-22-2007, 09:49 PM

THis thread turned out as hot as I hoped it would.

cuervo72 · 08-22-2007, 09:49 PM

FWIW, I'm finding some interesting things in one of the linked articles as well:

http://health.msn.com/centers/mensex...ntid=100161792

molson · 08-22-2007, 09:51 PM

I'm going to continue to assume that my parents haven't had sex since the late 70s, if that's cool.

KWhit · 08-22-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

I'm going to continue to assume that my parents haven't had sex since the late 70s, if that's cool.

Psssst...

Your dad's a tiger in the sack.

Buccaneer · 08-22-2007, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

I'm going to continue to assume that my parents haven't had sex since the late 70s, if that's cool.

You can't think of it out of context. Remember, those in their teens think folks your age having sex is weird.

korme · 08-22-2007, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

I'm going to continue to assume that my parents haven't had sex since the late 70s, if that's cool.

"", except 80's

Izulde · 08-23-2007, 12:50 AM

I hope I'm still banging away when I'm that old.

rkmsuf · 08-23-2007, 09:52 AM

seems to me when you get to 85 you should be banging everything. I mean what is there to worry about by then. free love should reign.

Kodos · 08-23-2007, 10:01 AM

Chuck Farley likes his women to be older. Oh yeah!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-23-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

seems to me when you get to 85 you should be banging everything. I mean what is there to worry about by then. free love should reign.

I agree with this. Hell, I'm only 30, and I've already banged a manila folder, two three-ring binders, an empty three-liter Pepsi bottle, a window screen, and stapler.

I need a new job.

Shkspr · 08-23-2007, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I agree with this. Hell, I'm only 30, and I've already banged a manila folder, two three-ring binders, an empty three-liter Pepsi bottle, a window screen, and stapler.

I need a new job.

Who knew Staples had a red light district?

MikeVic · 08-23-2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I agree with this. Hell, I'm only 30, and I've already banged a manila folder

Didn't go for the ebony folder yet?

MikeVic · 08-23-2007, 10:33 AM

dola,

And I bet this is why Bob Barker retired.

dervack · 08-23-2007, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

I hope I'm still banging away when I'm that old.

Uh, you have to start banging away first

Pumpy Tudors · 08-23-2007, 11:10 AM

oh snap

Logan · 08-23-2007, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dervack

Uh, you have to start banging away first

I passed on this joke for roughly 11 hours. I'm glad someone finally smashed it.

Flasch186 · 08-23-2007, 12:38 PM

Rent's due

dervack · 08-23-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I passed on this joke for roughly 11 hours. I'm glad someone finally smashed it.

I'm just thankful that layup was still in play

Young Drachma · 08-23-2007, 01:03 PM

Was waiting for that...

rkmsuf · 08-23-2007, 01:05 PM

Izulde has the Kavorka.

JeeberD · 08-31-2007, 12:04 PM

I read somewhere before that "Retirement Centers" are hotbeds for STDs because the crazy old coots are all sleeping with each other, and they don't bother with protection or testing because they're so old they figure it really doesn't matter if they catch anything.

*shudder*

08-22-2007, 09:39 PM	#5
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08-22-2007, 09:49 PM	#12
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08-23-2007, 12:50 AM	#17
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08-23-2007, 09:52 AM	#18
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	seems to me when you get to 85 you should be banging everything. I mean what is there to worry about by then. free love should reign. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-22-2007, 09:34 PM	#2
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	I'm curious. What do you find depressing about this? (yes, I know this sets up for an Bucc Is Old joke, but I'm serious)

08-22-2007, 09:40 PM	#6
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Understood.

08-22-2007, 09:41 PM	#8
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	[TMI alert] No, really. I had not believed it when it was told me years ago, but I am finding that sex is getting better. [/TMI alert]

08-22-2007, 09:51 PM	#13
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I'm going to continue to assume that my parents haven't had sex since the late 70s, if that's cool.

08-23-2007, 10:01 AM	#19
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Chuck Farley likes his women to be older. Oh yeah!

08-23-2007, 10:33 AM	#23
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	dola, And I bet this is why Bob Barker retired.

08-23-2007, 11:10 AM	#25
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	oh snap __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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08-23-2007, 01:03 PM	#29
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Was waiting for that...

08-23-2007, 01:05 PM	#30
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Izulde has the Kavorka. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 08-23-2007 at 01:05 PM.

08-31-2007, 12:04 PM	#31
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I read somewhere before that "Retirement Centers" are hotbeds for STDs because the crazy old coots are all sleeping with each other, and they don't bother with protection or testing because they're so old they figure it really doesn't matter if they catch anything. shudder __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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