The OFFICIAL Pumpy Tudors Bye Week Thread

rkmsuf · 12-07-2007, 02:10 PM

Everything Pumpy needs to know about from next week goes here.

Antmeister · 12-07-2007, 02:12 PM

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

Butter · 12-07-2007, 02:12 PM

I didn't know he was taking a bye week next week, way to fucking spoil it for me.

rkmsuf · 12-07-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

I didn't know he was taking a bye week next week, way to fucking spoil it for me.

It's not like he posts on the NFL Network. You should know these things.

st.cronin · 12-07-2007, 02:14 PM

It would have funnier if you had spelled it "bi."

Butter · 12-07-2007, 02:14 PM

We have the spoiler tag for a reason!

bbor · 12-07-2007, 02:20 PM

Toothbrush.

Lorena · 12-07-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

Toothbrush.

This one word post regarding anything Pumpy cracks me up everytime

MikeVic · 12-07-2007, 02:27 PM

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

Lorena · 12-07-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

Hey, shouldn't you be in bed mister?

SnDvls · 12-07-2007, 02:29 PM

this thread won't end well

MikeVic · 12-07-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Hey, shouldn't you be in bed mister?

Gotta keep working.

I'll rest later tonight.

Oh yeah, Pumpy's fangs were getting kinda dull too. Maybe he can sharpen them up.

Lorena · 12-07-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

My understanding is that they were Flaming Hot Cheetos which shouldn't be an injury... unless he stuck them up his butthole.

MikeVic · 12-07-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

My understanding is that they were Flaming Hot Cheetos which shouldn't be an injury... unless he stuck them up his butthole.

What else is there to do with Flaming Hot Cheetos? Feed them to his pet WILD PUPPY?

Antmeister · 12-07-2007, 02:41 PM

If you wish to successfully infiltrate the Rahn fortress, you have to pose as one of Arlie's illegitimate children and work your way into the heart of Farrah. And whatever you do, do not go on a tirade about cheese.

Cringer · 12-07-2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

I read that as ASS repellent. I couldn't figure out why you would repell asses and if they are flying at you out of nowhere all day.

korme · 12-07-2007, 08:18 PM

What's the inside joke on toothbrush?

Lorena · 12-07-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

What's the inside joke on toothbrush?

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I feel like we're a pretty close community here at FOFC, so there's something I'd like to share with you all. If you don't like it, then you're not part of the community.

I introduced my wife to video games about 7 years ago, a few years before we got married. I told her that I'd been playing video games for most of my life, and I thought that maybe she would enjoy them, too, especially if we played video games together. She was really excited about the idea.

We scheduled a time for her first video game experience. It was a Thursday evening right after I got home from work. I stopped at the mall and picked up something new so it would be a brand new experience for both of us. At the mall, I bought a Nerf football and six big bags of the M&M's with the peanuts inside. I brought them home and asked her to lie down on the bed and close her eyes, and then I got out the rubber cement, turned on my electric toothbrush, prepared the Nerf ball and the M&M's, and I gave her the business.

Wouldn't you know, that broad from Tennessee had a different definition of "playing video games" than I did. Now I play video games for at least six hours a day, and she stays the hell away from me while I do it. My life isn't all that bad.

God, I miss that toothbrush.

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korme · 12-07-2007, 08:29 PM

Funny, I read that when he posted it. Must have immediately blocked those thoughts from my brain.

Crim · 12-08-2007, 01:36 AM

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...and I gave her the business.

This one phrase really does it for me. I'm going to put this into my daily répertoire.

MikeVic · 12-10-2007, 01:37 PM

Hey Pumpy, you better heal up on your bye this week!

Lorena · 12-10-2007, 03:36 PM

hay pumpy, there's this thing about 2 girls and a cup or something and it's supposed to be the thing on the interwebs.. heard of it? me niether i think i'm gonna check it out.

MikeVic · 12-10-2007, 03:40 PM

Bounty should go on Kodos' head:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...7&postcount=17

MikeVic · 12-12-2007, 09:07 AM

Oh come on, stevew made an Akon joke!

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...10&postcount=3

Where are you Pumpy??

Lorena · 12-12-2007, 07:09 PM

FOFCers are cold (except SackAttack), I can't read, and most of us are racist. Other than that you ain't missing much.

Lorena · 12-12-2007, 07:10 PM

dola,

check out Week 14 in pictures, one of flere's best work.

Schmidty · 12-12-2007, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

I use lotion too.

Does that mean I'm black, or just married?

Fidatelo · 12-12-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I use lotion too.

Does that mean I'm black, or just married?

Neither, it means you're gay.

BYU 14 · 12-12-2007, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Neither, it means you're gay.

Not necessarily, if you put it "on" = good. If you put it "in" = gay

SnDvls · 12-13-2007, 08:55 AM

thought I'd help out here

Cringer wants an update in this thread for you Pumpy

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=61874

Lorena · 12-14-2007, 07:22 PM

Looks like MattJones4Heisman is leaving the board. I was gonna read the thread but it's nothing but college football smack which I don't understand: I Have Decided.

U still coming back Monday right?

SnDvls · 12-14-2007, 07:35 PM

you missed St. Cronin's Birthday too

Crim · 12-15-2007, 12:27 AM

Update, MJ4H is back, the whole thread devolved into make-up sex with everyone participating except JiMG and Bucc, who were both intent on maintaining their curmudgeon status.

And Cringer called an illegal dola.

Lorena · 12-17-2007, 07:40 AM

Did someone say bukkake orgy?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-17-2007, 07:46 AM

cool thanks everybody

Cringer · 12-17-2007, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Crim

And Cringer called an illegal dola.

That ain't cool, spreading it around like that. I don't always have the fastest connection.

Cringer · 12-17-2007, 07:55 AM

Dola- Good to see you Pumpy.

PS- I hope this is a legal one.

rkmsuf · 12-17-2007, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

cool thanks everybody

You've already clinched a playoff berth and a first round bye. You should take this week off too.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-17-2007, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You've already clinched a playoff berth and a first round bye. You should take this week off too.

Nah, man, I'm playing all my starters, and I'm gonna run up the score on you. Ready or not, here I come!

MikeVic · 12-17-2007, 09:00 AM

Hi Pumpy.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-17-2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Hi Pumpy.

Hey, what's up, baby? Guess what I did on my bye week. Go ahead. Guess.

MikeVic · 12-17-2007, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Hey, what's up, baby? Guess what I did on my bye week. Go ahead. Guess.

Made appointments with your accountant?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-17-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Made appointments with your accountant?

Wow, that's actually not far off. Great job, pal!

MikeVic · 12-17-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Wow, that's actually not far off. Great job, pal!

Not far off? So you did more than make appointments?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-17-2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Not far off? So you did more than make appointments?

She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

Crim · 12-17-2007, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

Wait a banana. Does this mean you will repair my food processor?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-17-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

Pumpy, you forgot to sign the engagement letter. I can't bill you without it...

Pumpy Tudors · 12-18-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Crim

Wait a banana. Does this mean you will repair my food processor?

Oh, man, my secret is slowly coming out.

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Pumpy, you forgot to sign the engagement letter. I can't bill you without it...

:o

12-07-2007, 02:12 PM	#2
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion. __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

12-07-2007, 02:12 PM	#3
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	I didn't know he was taking a bye week next week, way to fucking spoil it for me. __________________ My listening habits

12-07-2007, 02:14 PM	#5
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	It would have funnier if you had spelled it "bi." __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-07-2007, 02:14 PM	#6
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	We have the spoiler tag for a reason! __________________ My listening habits

12-07-2007, 02:20 PM	#7
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Toothbrush. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

12-07-2007, 02:27 PM	#9
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

12-07-2007, 02:29 PM	#11
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	this thread won't end well

12-07-2007, 02:41 PM	#15
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	If you wish to successfully infiltrate the Rahn fortress, you have to pose as one of Arlie's illegitimate children and work your way into the heart of Farrah. And whatever you do, do not go on a tirade about cheese.

12-07-2007, 08:18 PM	#17
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	What's the inside joke on toothbrush?

12-07-2007, 08:29 PM	#19
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Funny, I read that when he posted it. Must have immediately blocked those thoughts from my brain.

12-10-2007, 01:37 PM	#21
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Hey Pumpy, you better heal up on your bye this week!

12-10-2007, 03:36 PM	#22
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	hay pumpy, there's this thing about 2 girls and a cup or something and it's supposed to be the thing on the interwebs.. heard of it? me niether i think i'm gonna check it out.

12-10-2007, 03:40 PM	#23
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Bounty should go on Kodos' head: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...7&postcount=17

12-12-2007, 09:07 AM	#24
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Oh come on, stevew made an Akon joke! http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...10&postcount=3 Where are you Pumpy??

12-12-2007, 07:09 PM	#25
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	FOFCers are cold (except SackAttack), I can't read, and most of us are racist. Other than that you ain't missing much.

12-12-2007, 07:10 PM	#26
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	dola, check out Week 14 in pictures, one of flere's best work.

12-13-2007, 08:55 AM	#30
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	thought I'd help out here Cringer wants an update in this thread for you Pumpy http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=61874

12-14-2007, 07:22 PM	#31
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Looks like MattJones4Heisman is leaving the board. I was gonna read the thread but it's nothing but college football smack which I don't understand: I Have Decided. U still coming back Monday right?

12-14-2007, 07:35 PM	#32
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	you missed St. Cronin's Birthday too

12-15-2007, 12:27 AM	#33
Crim College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2003	Update, MJ4H is back, the whole thread devolved into make-up sex with everyone participating except JiMG and Bucc, who were both intent on maintaining their curmudgeon status. And Cringer called an illegal dola.

12-17-2007, 07:40 AM	#34
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Did someone say bukkake orgy?

12-17-2007, 07:46 AM	#35
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	cool thanks everybody __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-17-2007, 07:55 AM	#37
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Dola- Good to see you Pumpy. PS- I hope this is a legal one. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

12-17-2007, 09:00 AM	#40
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Hi Pumpy.

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