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Old 04-24-2008, 07:51 PM   #301
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Instead of removing the pubic hairs, leave them on and use the soap as a gentle facial scrub.

You just crossed that line...way to go.
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:18 AM   #302
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I haven't shaved in a few days, but I have had a cock in my face recently. I'm not sure which hairs on my chin are facial hair and which are pubes.
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:20 AM   #303
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I haven't shaved in a few days, but I have had a cock in my face recently. I'm not sure which hairs on my chin are facial hair and which are pubes.

Well if you have gray hairs of your face, we know whos pubes they came from.
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:21 AM   #304
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:27 AM   #305
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If they are red I'm betting you had Carrot Top over at some point.
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:35 AM   #306
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Well if you have gray hairs of your face, we know whos pubes they came from.

Pumpy was trying to convince Owen Nolan to come to the Devils next season.
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:46 AM   #307
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If they are red I'm betting you had Carrot Top over at some point.

Or that nasty tramp Kathy Griffin.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:05 AM   #308
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Or that nasty tramp Kathy Griffin.

he could never get near kathy griffin's penis
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:24 AM   #309
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ok this is pretty much bullshit

THE THREAD ENDS HERE.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:27 AM   #310
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Wait, I haven't had a chance to join in on the KG bashing!
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:28 AM   #311
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Wait...so this is a gang bang?
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:31 AM   #312
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OK IT ENDS HERE

HERE
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:32 AM   #313
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What ends where?
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:38 AM   #314
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THREAD
HERE
STOP
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:39 AM   #315
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SWARM SWARM!
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:40 AM   #316
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THREAD
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STOP

No one asked you BUNDLE DICK!
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:45 AM   #317
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Wait...so this is a gang bang?

On Pumpy, sure. On KG, not a chance in hell.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:54 AM   #318
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JUST DAMN
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:59 AM   #319
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PUMPY TUDORS GANG BANG!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:01 AM   #320
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I don't know where he's been.
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:02 AM   #321
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I don't know where he's been.

There is a good probability that you've washed your face with soap infected by his pubes.
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:21 PM   #322
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How did Pumpy get involved?
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I thought this was a thread about Red Dawn.

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Old 04-26-2008, 09:04 AM   #323
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How did Pumpy get involved?

I thought he was out of town when that shit happened.
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