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06-16-2008, 04:56 PM
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Why did ESPN change the link title?
ESPN changed a link on their front page from:
Yanks' Wang out at least 6 weeks with injured foot to: Foot injury to cost Yanks' Wang at least 6 weeks Why would they do such a thing? Contest: And by changing two words or less, please turn the original headline into something Hell Atlantic would be proud of. |
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06-16-2008, 04:59 PM
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Yank's Wang Broken...
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06-16-2008, 05:03 PM
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I'm not sure if you're serious with your question. But if you are, read the sentence with the word "Yanks" as a verb instead of a noun.
All of a sudden the link is about a guy that used his injured foot to yank his wang out for 6 weeks.
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06-16-2008, 05:04 PM
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Yanks' Wang out at least 6 feet with injured foot.
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06-16-2008, 05:04 PM
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Nutt Yanks Johnson, Inserts Dick Against 'Cocks
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06-16-2008, 05:24 PM
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With Injured Foot? Yank Wang out at least 6 weeks
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06-16-2008, 06:57 PM
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"Injury Forces Yanks To Be Without Their Wang For At Least 6 Weeks"
a long time to be out of commission. |
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06-16-2008, 08:22 PM
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The real headline at ESPN is better now:
Yankees' Wang shelved until at least Sept. That's gotta hurt. |
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06-16-2008, 08:24 PM
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More then you know. It was probably the wife's fault.
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06-16-2008, 08:35 PM
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Clearly, the push to pronounce it "Wong" is not having the desired effect amongst the peanut gallery. You're not fooling anybody, Chien-Ming! |
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06-16-2008, 10:17 PM
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