If Your Name is Not Hornsmaniac and You Like Multiplayer Fake Football Leagues...

Subby · 06-25-2008, 04:53 PM

...then welcome to nirvana.

Now in its SEVENTEENTH (yes, you are not hallucinating) season, the Front Office Football League has an ownership opening effective immediately. The new owner would take control of a well-run stable franchise (just one owner over the team's long history.) The season has just begun, so you'll have the opportunity to play a full menu of games against fake football luminaries such as Thomkal, Malificent, Bing and Clintl.

We are looking for active, experienced owners that will pay attention to their team and don't mind a briskly paced schedule (three games per week - MWF).

Established FOFC members are given extra consideration.

Advantages of FOFL

- great owners, including well-known FOF strategists QuikSand, Samuel L. Jackson, Fritz, cuervo72, SkyDog, Fonzie, MalcPow, RedKingGold, Bert of Sesame Street and many others.

- long-term league moving into its 17th season (sure I already mentioned this, but good lord...SEVENTEEN!.)

- briskly paced schedule that sims three games per week and moves through the offseason without any downtime or weekend commitments (75 real time days to run a full season...it's like single player without the whimpering AI.)

- great web site designed by 34 productions and supported by a top notch forum and daychat lounge.

- cutting edge database-driven pages for players, teams and staff written by database programming wiz cuervo72.

- a host of draft tools, including combine reports, historical draft data and a customized on-line draft tool (licensed from VPI Industries).

- all of the gameday Stelmack-generated reports you can put your mouth on, plus a specialized transactions report written by shadowy programming guru Dick Dixon (aka radii).

Sounds pretty great, huh? Plus it is scientifically proven that we get more groupie sex than any other fake football league in existence.

Interested?

Please send a PM to Subby via the FOFL or FOFC boards. There is no application process required.

Subby · 06-25-2008, 04:53 PM

This offer not available to FOFC wives, girlfriends, or pirate-costumed paramours.

Schmidty · 06-25-2008, 04:54 PM

I'd join, but I'm assuming you don't want average/bad players.

Subby · 06-25-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I'd join, but I'm assuming you don't want average/bad players.

Skill not important. I just want guys that are going to be active and interested.

Having *some* experience with a mp league is probably a plus but there are plenty of experienced owners in the league that can help you with questions.

Poli · 06-25-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

This offer not available to FOFC wives, girlfriends, or pirate-costumed paramours.

Am I a pirate?

Schmidty · 06-25-2008, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Skill not important. I just want guys that are going to be active and interested.

Having *some* experience with a mp league is probably a plus but there are plenty of experienced owners in the league that can help you with questions.

Well, I've been in the RWBL for 6 years, and the JBL lasted 4, so I've been in MP leagues.

I would love to join. I'll have to buy the new FOF though. I can do that in the next day or so.

Schmidty · 06-25-2008, 06:08 PM

Is there a link to the site, or am I missing it?

Subby · 06-25-2008, 06:12 PM

http://www.thefofl.com

VPI97 · 06-25-2008, 06:45 PM

FOFL - Telling you how your ass taste since 2004

cuervo72 · 06-25-2008, 07:15 PM

We should ask that RealDeal guy.

cuervo72 · 06-25-2008, 07:18 PM

Dola - 'paramour' is a great vocab word.

RedKingGold · 06-25-2008, 07:28 PM

If Schmidity joins, I'm quitting

RedKingGold · 06-25-2008, 07:29 PM

just kidding.....

Draft Dodger · 06-25-2008, 08:03 PM

I'm even less great than Bert of Sesame Street

Sun Tzu · 06-25-2008, 10:39 PM

These guys aint got nothin on the NOFL.

Except the 17 years thing.

Oh and more members.

Plus there's the groupie sex...which sounds really nice.

Radii · 06-25-2008, 10:41 PM

shadowy!

Young Drachma · 06-25-2008, 10:46 PM

hehehehe...

SFL Cat · 06-25-2008, 11:22 PM

More Hornsmaniac discrimination....

korme · 06-26-2008, 12:39 AM

The FOFL is sweet, if I wasn't regularly getting assfucked in the GEFL, I'd take on the FOFL

Schmidty · 06-26-2008, 03:13 AM

Well, I'm going to have to pull out.

We're trying to get the JBL going again, and it looks like someone is going to have to grab hold of the commish or co-commish role, and get things going. I don't have a ton of time, so I don't want to commit to the FOFL if I can't give it my full attention.

Sorry to be a cock-tease. I'm sure everyone in the league will be disappointed.

Zelig · 06-26-2008, 07:18 AM

This league is just not elite enough.

Dr. Sak · 06-26-2008, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korme

The FOFL is sweet, if I wasn't regularly getting assfucked in the GEFL, I'd take on the FOFL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Well, I'm going to have to pull out.

Sorry to be a cock-tease.

Get a room!

RedKingGold · 06-26-2008, 07:52 AM

Maybe jkat' is available?

PackerFanatic · 06-26-2008, 08:04 AM

Sent you a PM, Subby. I've been talking about getting into a 2nd league, this looks like the perfect one.

Anthony · 06-26-2008, 08:09 AM

man....Dick Dixon is the greatest name i've heard this year.

why are you not in porn????

06-25-2008, 04:53 PM	#2
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	This offer not available to FOFC wives, girlfriends, or pirate-costumed paramours. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

06-25-2008, 04:54 PM	#3
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I'd join, but I'm assuming you don't want average/bad players. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-25-2008, 06:08 PM	#7
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Is there a link to the site, or am I missing it? __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-25-2008, 06:12 PM	#8
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	http://www.thefofl.com __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

06-25-2008, 06:45 PM	#9
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	FOFL - Telling you how your ass taste since 2004 __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

06-25-2008, 07:15 PM	#10
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	We should ask that RealDeal guy. __________________ null

06-25-2008, 07:18 PM	#11
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Dola - 'paramour' is a great vocab word. __________________ null

06-25-2008, 07:28 PM	#12
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	If Schmidity joins, I'm quitting

06-25-2008, 07:29 PM	#13
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	just kidding.....

06-25-2008, 08:03 PM	#14
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I'm even less great than Bert of Sesame Street __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-25-2008, 10:39 PM	#15
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	These guys aint got nothin on the NOFL. Except the 17 years thing. Oh and more members. Plus there's the groupie sex...which sounds really nice. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 06-25-2008 at 10:39 PM.

06-25-2008, 10:41 PM	#16
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	shadowy!

06-25-2008, 10:46 PM	#17
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	hehehehe...

06-25-2008, 11:22 PM	#18
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	More Hornsmaniac discrimination....

06-26-2008, 12:39 AM	#19
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	The FOFL is sweet, if I wasn't regularly getting assfucked in the GEFL, I'd take on the FOFL

06-26-2008, 03:13 AM	#20
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Well, I'm going to have to pull out. We're trying to get the JBL going again, and it looks like someone is going to have to grab hold of the commish or co-commish role, and get things going. I don't have a ton of time, so I don't want to commit to the FOFL if I can't give it my full attention. Sorry to be a cock-tease. I'm sure everyone in the league will be disappointed. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-26-2008, 07:18 AM	#21
Zelig Mascot Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 6721 Foxpointe Road Fort Worth, TX 76132	This league is just not elite enough.

06-26-2008, 07:52 AM	#23
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Maybe jkat' is available? Last edited by RedKingGold : 06-26-2008 at 07:52 AM.

06-26-2008, 08:04 AM	#24
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Sent you a PM, Subby. I've been talking about getting into a 2nd league, this looks like the perfect one. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

06-26-2008, 08:09 AM	#25
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	man....Dick Dixon is the greatest name i've heard this year. why are you not in porn????

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