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Invisibility possible in future?
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If this ever happens it's going to create over crowding in women's bathrooms. |
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07-31-2006, 01:52 PM | #2 |
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07-31-2006, 01:58 PM | #3 | |
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No it won't. It's practically guaranteed that the government of whichever country in which such a device is invented and perfected would seize it on national security grounds. |
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07-31-2006, 02:00 PM | #4 | |
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Yes, and the offices of said government will have an over crowding issue in their women's bathrooms. |
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It wouldn't surprise me at all to discover that this has already happened. |
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07-31-2006, 02:03 PM | #6 | |
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I'm very paranoid with stuff like this... I just think there's quite a bit of technology already out there in various governments/powers that isn't released publicly yet. |
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07-31-2006, 02:59 PM | #7 | |
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Maybe. But I don't think so, at least not for something with so much possible "popular imagination" appeal. If it's a question of the gov't seizing something on national security grounds, they have to find out about it somehow... which means others can just as well/easily, and there'd be something out there, news story, etc. If it's the gov't developing it... well, I just don't see top-level R&D guys getting paid enough to work for the gov't as opposed to commercially. |
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07-31-2006, 03:38 PM | #8 | |
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07-31-2006, 03:44 PM | #9 | |
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07-31-2006, 08:29 PM | #10 | |
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I highly doubt we'll get close to the point where someone can be completely "invisible" any time soon, especially in a battlefield situation where different optical things - like at the low-end heat sensors - could neutralize most of the effect. But we're undoubtedly somewhere along that continuum. |
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07-31-2006, 08:31 PM | #11 | |
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That's exactly my thought. "Stealth" technology is only called stealth because taxpayers would be outraged if they were funding something called "invisibility" technology. |
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07-31-2006, 08:32 PM | #12 |
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I saw a program on weapon systems in development, and there was a "shield" that was mobile, and used fibre optics to essentially display the environment behind the shield to those in front of it. It wasn't perfect, especially when they moved it, but people could operate behind it without being evident. It worked far better than I expected it to.
I think it's much closer to practical use by law enforcement than the millitary, but they were working on a suit as well. |
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07-31-2006, 09:17 PM | #14 | |
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This sort of paranoia is completely irrational. The world's most brilliant scientists do not work for national governments. Most all of them work for academic and/or private research institutions and are part of a very public (if technical) discourse about the fronteirs of their fields. If an invisibility technology existed, Weinberg and Witten would know the physics that made it possible. In fact, the recent history of science has shown that the development of future technologies by national governments is usually precipitated by a suggestion from a published scientist and even then the actual development must be carried out by leading research scientists and not military contractors. For example, think of the development of nuclear fission bomb. Einstein relunctantly first suggested the possibility to FDR, correctly surmising that a German physicist (Werner Heisenberg of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle) would think of a fission bomb. To develop the bomb, FDR had to gather America's most brilliant physicists (Oppenheimer, Von Neuman, Feynman); there were no "secret" military physicists who could understand and harness nuclear fission. |
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08-01-2006, 08:01 AM | #15 |
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I remember seeing a show about military camoflauge that involved light bending. It was not perfected for movement but if the person was still it worked very well.
This was on last summer so who knows what they have now.
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08-01-2006, 01:28 PM | #17 | |
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That's an interesting point. Generally speaking, genius' of any type don't tend to enjoy government work. But in that example, the public had no idea what was going on for years until we actually used the technology. |
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08-01-2006, 01:52 PM | #18 |
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Maybe the government cloned a bunch of the smartest people needed for something like this, and they do R&D in a building that uses the invisibility technology for stationary objects.
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08-01-2006, 01:55 PM | #19 |
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Can you do it when you are invisible?
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08-01-2006, 01:59 PM | #20 | |
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In short, I'd think so. I think you'd have to create some sort of invisible latex condom... or if not a condom, some sort of material that a man/woman would want inside of them. Otherwise, there would be a floating member that isn't exposed to the invisibility technology.... |
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08-01-2006, 02:01 PM | #21 | |
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why can't my condom covered weiner be invisible? you mean I have to walk around invis-naked? there goes any hope of december northeast football shenanigans.
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08-01-2006, 02:11 PM | #22 | |
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If the rest of you is invisible because of something you're wearing that bends light or whatever... the second you pull out Mr.Happy, it no longer is covered by that invisibility suit. |
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08-01-2006, 02:12 PM | #23 | |
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Well that sucks...except if you are a flasher and then it rawks.
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08-01-2006, 02:19 PM | #24 | |
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Wouldn't that be fab.....Say, you're sitting on a bus and you look over and see just a penis floating the seat across from you.
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08-01-2006, 02:33 PM | #25 | |
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That would be so weird. |
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08-01-2006, 02:35 PM | #26 |
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We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.
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In order for the penis theory to hold true a case would have to made that a person's face would have to be completely covered too, this would include their eyes or else you would see two floating eyes. So how exactly would someone where the suit and still be able to see where they are going?
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out]
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Wrong. The public didn't realize understand how to enrich uranium or to engineer an atomic bomb but, if they had the neccesary technical ability, they could read scientific journal articles about nuclear fission and the tremendous energy that it releases dating back to 1938. The specific application of the technology was shrouded in secrecy for years, but the science behind the technology was common knowledge to the scientific community well before Little Boy fell on Hiroshima. |
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This is true. What if there's some gauzy, see-through invisibility material for the face? |
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08-01-2006, 03:14 PM | #31 | |
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like an eye condom?
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08-01-2006, 03:15 PM | #32 |
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I think we should ask Jeebs, he seems to have perfected it.
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08-01-2006, 03:16 PM | #33 |
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If you could do it invisibly there would be a lot more scoring going on. A Golden Era if you will.
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08-01-2006, 04:23 PM | #36 |
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This 'light-bending' discussion reminds me of the "cone-of-silence" which was tested by a super-secret government organization in the late 60's. Although the technology had it's champions, there was general agreement that it was ineffective and a waste of taxpayer money.
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The technology to make items appear invisible only continues to get better
A team of US and British scientists have successfully tested a device that is able to cloak a small copper cylinder from microwaves during testing. The cloak of invisibility only works in two dimensions and only on microwaves. The research conducted by Professor Sir John Pendry of Imperial College of London while working at Duke University involved deflecting the microwaves around the copper cylinder while being able to restore them once they reached the other side of the object. The little amount of distortion made it look like there was nothing there at all. The research team also used microwaves to try and detect the cloaked copper cylinder with little success. Pendry's team published a theory around five months ago that stated his team would be able to design a device that would be able to cloak items to make them appear to be invisible. Even with apparent success, the team still has much work to do. They will now begin to try to develop a three-dimensional cloak. Even though the research is greatly improving, scientists are quick to note that consumers shouldn't get their hopes up of possibly being able to use the technology in their own homes any time soon. The official press release even mentions the technical difficulties and unlikelihood of an object being able to vanish before a person's eyes like in the Harry Potter books. This is not the same as the optical camoflague technique demonstrated by Russian scientists earlier this year. In fact, the technique from several months ago relies on cameras to "relay" the image behind the wearer. While novel, the technology does not really represent a breakthrough in the same way Pendry's team has demonstrated. http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=4626&ref=y |
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This would seem to be the final nail in the coffin for ladies' public restrooms.
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Interesting article I found today:
Invisibility Cloak on the Horizon, Scientists Say - Â* MSN Tech & Gadgets - News and Features Invisibility Cloak on the Horizon, Scientists Say By Steven Musil, CNET news.com Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that will render people and other objects invisible. Researchers say they can redirect light around 3-D objects using metamaterials--artificially engineered structures created at a nano scale that contain optical properties not found in nature, according to an Associated Press report. People see objects as a result of the light reflecting or scattering off them. This new mixture of materials has "negative refractive" properties that keep light from being absorbed or reflected by the object, allowing only the light from behind the object to be seen. Essentially, the material bends visible light in a way that eliminates the creation of reflections or shadows in much the way water flows around a stone. The findings, to be released later this week in Nature and Science, were made by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, led by Xiang Zhang. The research, which was funded in part by the U.S. Army Research Office and the National Science Foundation's Nano-Scale Science and Engineering Center, could have broad applications, including for the military. But the materials work in limited wavelengths, so they won't be used to hide buildings from satellites, said Jason Valentine, who is a co-author of one of the papers. "We are not actually cloaking anything," Valentine told Reuters. While the Harry Potter series of books and films has made the idea of a personal "invisibility cloak" popular, he says, "I don't think we have to worry about invisible people walking around any time soon. To be honest, we are just at the beginning of doing anything like that." |
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