And then I grabbed her ass...The Terry B. Story. - Page 2

Poli · 09-06-2008, 08:49 PM

Hit and run.

The Afoci · 09-06-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

Hit and run.

Quit changing names...my shit barely remembers shit\

I once had something you had

The Afoci · 01-13-2009, 11:39 PM

"Kid come here...Ever tell ya bout the time you took that ladies virginity at the mcdonalds. She was blind and couldn't hear a damn thing. Her eyes were blue, but you didn't care cuz you never looked at em. You was a cruel man, but she was shy, nervous and a little bit scared. I had grabbed her ass a while back and she fell in love with hand I punched her with. Anyways, kid remember that you told her it was a foot long cock in a six inch bun. She couldn't hear so it didn't matter, but you told you would only give her half since it was her first time. A minute later when you were balls deep at three inches she screamed what could only be guessed as give it to me all. She couldn't hear so shit wasn't so clear, but your answer was. A deal's a deal... "

"Dokken on mothafucking Japanese game shows...no mothafucking way...."

The Afoci · 01-19-2009, 11:24 PM

"Speaking of Motha fucking.... I am fine... Your momma should be walking by Christmas"

Crim · 01-20-2009, 03:11 PM

It lives... I was just thinking of this thread a couple days ago, after Hell Atlantic's masterpiece in the Virgin thread.

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:47 PM

"Mother, daughter. Thats nothing. I didn't Grandfather, granddaughther. Neither survived the ordeal but only she was alive when I started."

"There is something odd about a world with a president that isn't like me. I finish all my drives to the hoop with a dunk....Then again prison league aint the NBA"

Can a man be racist without noticing he is retarded. Terry B. says yes. But he is usually to drunk to know what the fuck i am talking about.

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:48 PM

"Tell your mom to wake up... I aint done yet"

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:52 PM

See the thing about post counts is that I know I belong. Most don't remember me but I can't forget how sexy i felt when i posted.

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:53 PM

"She said it was foreplay man. We always played that game where I broke in the morgue and she was the sexiest bitch I could find. I hope I am fertile. It can't die with me"

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:55 PM

"I am sicker than they make me out to be. My doctor told me he had never seen someone abuse medication that had no positive effects on people. I am that hard."

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:56 PM

"I had problems... Medication fucked them out of me"

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:56 PM

"If I had a fro I would shave my head"

The Afoci · 01-20-2009, 11:56 PM

"What were we talking about again"

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:02 AM

"I wish I could tell you her last words, but I am not fluent in cock in mouth."

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:03 AM

"Most doctors say I shouldn't have survived the abortion with such a big cock"

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:05 AM

"By the time they tried the procedure it was too late. I refused the consent forms."

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:07 AM

I miss post counts because i am not getting any positive feedback from this.

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:07 AM

Terry didn't say that so I left out the quotes. I love the sound of my own typing.

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:09 AM

"That shit is worth every dollar if you don't remember dying"

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:11 AM

"I wish I could remember this shit, it would almost make me as rich as fucking your momma."

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:14 AM

Some lady I am taunting....even my momma won't wanna pay for you with your aborted dingaling

"She will in this economy"

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:14 AM

dola?

The Afoci · 01-21-2009, 12:17 AM

At what point do you kill yourself because you know dildos have dropped 30% because of oil prices? How about when you make up stats about dildo sales?

RendeR · 01-21-2009, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

I miss post counts because i am not getting any positive feedback from this.

You still have a post count, member listing....

Poli · 01-22-2009, 06:29 AM

The world is a safer place now.

01-13-2009, 11:39 PM	#53
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"Kid come here...Ever tell ya bout the time you took that ladies virginity at the mcdonalds. She was blind and couldn't hear a damn thing. Her eyes were blue, but you didn't care cuz you never looked at em. You was a cruel man, but she was shy, nervous and a little bit scared. I had grabbed her ass a while back and she fell in love with hand I punched her with. Anyways, kid remember that you told her it was a foot long cock in a six inch bun. She couldn't hear so it didn't matter, but you told you would only give her half since it was her first time. A minute later when you were balls deep at three inches she screamed what could only be guessed as give it to me all. She couldn't hear so shit wasn't so clear, but your answer was. A deal's a deal... " "Dokken on mothafucking Japanese game shows...no mothafucking way...." __________________ I had something.

01-19-2009, 11:24 PM	#54
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"Speaking of Motha fucking.... I am fine... Your momma should be walking by Christmas" __________________ I had something.

01-20-2009, 11:47 PM	#56
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"Mother, daughter. Thats nothing. I didn't Grandfather, granddaughther. Neither survived the ordeal but only she was alive when I started." "There is something odd about a world with a president that isn't like me. I finish all my drives to the hoop with a dunk....Then again prison league aint the NBA" Can a man be racist without noticing he is retarded. Terry B. says yes. But he is usually to drunk to know what the fuck i am talking about. __________________ I had something.

01-20-2009, 11:48 PM	#57
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"Tell your mom to wake up... I aint done yet" __________________ I had something.

01-20-2009, 11:52 PM	#58
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	See the thing about post counts is that I know I belong. Most don't remember me but I can't forget how sexy i felt when i posted. __________________ I had something.

01-20-2009, 11:53 PM	#59
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"She said it was foreplay man. We always played that game where I broke in the morgue and she was the sexiest bitch I could find. I hope I am fertile. It can't die with me" __________________ I had something.

01-20-2009, 11:55 PM	#60
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"I am sicker than they make me out to be. My doctor told me he had never seen someone abuse medication that had no positive effects on people. I am that hard." __________________ I had something. Last edited by The Afoci : 01-21-2009 at 12:09 AM.

01-20-2009, 11:56 PM	#61
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"I had problems... Medication fucked them out of me" __________________ I had something.

01-20-2009, 11:56 PM	#62
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"If I had a fro I would shave my head" __________________ I had something.

01-20-2009, 11:56 PM	#63
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"What were we talking about again" __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:02 AM	#64
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"I wish I could tell you her last words, but I am not fluent in cock in mouth." __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:03 AM	#65
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"Most doctors say I shouldn't have survived the abortion with such a big cock" __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:05 AM	#66
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"By the time they tried the procedure it was too late. I refused the consent forms." __________________ I had something. Last edited by The Afoci : 01-21-2009 at 12:05 AM.

01-21-2009, 12:07 AM	#67
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I miss post counts because i am not getting any positive feedback from this. __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:09 AM	#69
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"That shit is worth every dollar if you don't remember dying" __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:11 AM	#70
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	"I wish I could remember this shit, it would almost make me as rich as fucking your momma." __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:14 AM	#71
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Some lady I am taunting....even my momma won't wanna pay for you with your aborted dingaling "She will in this economy" __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:14 AM	#72
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	dola? __________________ I had something.

01-21-2009, 12:17 AM	#73
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	At what point do you kill yourself because you know dildos have dropped 30% because of oil prices? How about when you make up stats about dildo sales? __________________ I had something.

01-22-2009, 06:29 AM	#75
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	The world is a safer place now. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

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