Need a Good Pickup Line - Page 3

BishopMVP · 02-09-2008, 09:11 PM

If you're going for one night stands with gold-digging whores, I find rather than buying the girl a drink you find the hottest girl at the bar then go stand next to her and pay for your drink with a hundred. You're not flaunting the money, but she'll notice.

WSU - I've actually used the ice weasels one before. Also tried throwing peanuts at a girl while yelling lightning bolt and asked a girl what the scariest thing in the world was. The answer: a rhinocerous about to charge your ass.

And there's my personal favorite, "You look familiar. Did we meet when I was blacked out?"

Then again, I've never picked up a girl from a bar and only pull girls at house parties.

Noop · 02-09-2008, 09:22 PM

Age: _______
Height: ______
Weight: ______
Bra Size: ______
Jeans Size: ______
Mileage (# of men and women): _______
Give Head? _________
Swallow? ________
Would you take a beating standing up or lying down? ______________
Cook? ______
Clean? ________
Psychotic Ex-Boyfriend? _________
Shaved, Trimmed, or bushy? __________
Interested In A Threesome? ___________
Phone# __________
Best time too call? __________

mckerney · 02-09-2008, 09:29 PM

"I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you."

korme · 02-09-2008, 10:36 PM

Let's get hopped up and make some bad decisions

korme · 02-09-2008, 10:36 PM

Want to go half-and-half on a baby?

Oilers9911 · 02-10-2008, 12:20 AM

"Would you want me more if I told you I was on an Internet message board asking for pickup lines earlier?"

st.cronin · 02-10-2008, 12:23 AM

Get in the truck, bitch.

Critch · 02-10-2008, 12:31 AM

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"

"Get your coat, dear. You've pulled"

duckman · 02-10-2008, 01:32 AM

"I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven."

duckman · 02-10-2008, 01:38 AM

"I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated."

st.cronin · 02-10-2008, 01:40 AM

"What knockers!"

Note: Only works if she's a Mel Brooks fan.

duckman · 02-10-2008, 01:44 AM

"Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to."

st.cronin · 02-10-2008, 01:49 AM

I just want to smell it. Please?

Neon_Chaos · 02-10-2008, 05:14 AM

"Hi. My name is ____, and you are? I just want to say that I don't think those shoes don't go with that dress."

Have fun.

korme · 02-10-2008, 12:31 PM

Yes, slight insults are really the way to go. They will either be immediately turned away or slightly intrigued. It's a roll of the dice that is often a winner!

Julio Riddols · 02-10-2008, 04:50 PM

Yeah, I usually just play craps next to a lady and most of the time it seems to work.

Chicks dig daddies who need new pairs of shoes.

CU Tiger · 02-10-2008, 06:26 PM

I wish you were a carousel outside wal-mart. Id bring a pocket full of quarters and ride all day...

Im no Fred Flintstone, but Ill make your bedrock

Before we went out me and my homies was playin scrabble. I had the "F" the "C" and the "K" finally I found u....

bignej · 02-10-2008, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuffaloHuskey

If you really want to get a mixed reaction try this....

Hi my name is ["insert name here"] and I am hung like a hockey puck. It is funny to wacth the girls' facial expressions when she is visualizing this.

Imagine their reaction when I tell them I'm hung like a trashcan lid.

Groundhog · 02-10-2008, 07:17 PM

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Your choice.

Schmidty · 02-10-2008, 07:29 PM

Hi, I'm married.

Easy Mac · 02-10-2008, 07:47 PM

If you really want cock in the mouth, come home with me.

(only works at KFC, Zaxby's, or some other chicken joint)

SFL Cat · 02-10-2008, 09:45 PM

Borrow an idea from an old Steve Martin movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid."

Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that your breasts are out of whack. Why don't you let me adjust them for you...it would only take a minute.

Lorena · 03-27-2009, 08:05 PM

"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle."

Pumpy Tudors · 03-27-2009, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Hi, I'm married.

This actually works.

duckman · 03-27-2009, 09:35 PM

"Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?"

judicial clerk · 03-27-2009, 09:47 PM

just become a firefighter, then they will be using pickup lines on you.

MizzouRah · 03-27-2009, 09:48 PM

It's tough being a single dad.

larrymcg421 · 03-27-2009, 10:46 PM

"Is it possible to fudge a bank statement?"

EagleFan · 03-27-2009, 11:02 PM

"You do know, I am both cocky and funny..."

"Hi, I'm David Winters. Wanna see my beer tent?..." (okay, that one may not work that well)

Crim · 03-27-2009, 11:05 PM

"I'll suck your dick for ten dollars"

That would work on me, anyway.

MizzouRah · 03-28-2009, 02:17 PM

lol Crim...

02-09-2008, 09:22 PM	#102
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Age: _______ Height: ______ Weight: ______ Bra Size: ______ Jeans Size: ______ Mileage (# of men and women): _______ Give Head? _________ Swallow? ________ Would you take a beating standing up or lying down? ______________ Cook? ______ Clean? ________ Psychotic Ex-Boyfriend? _________ Shaved, Trimmed, or bushy? __________ Interested In A Threesome? ___________ Phone# __________ Best time too call? __________ __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-10-2008, 12:23 AM	#107
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Get in the truck, bitch. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-10-2008, 12:31 AM	#108
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in" "Get your coat, dear. You've pulled" Last edited by Critch : 02-10-2008 at 12:31 AM.

02-10-2008, 01:40 AM	#111
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	"What knockers!" Note: Only works if she's a Mel Brooks fan. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-10-2008, 01:49 AM	#113
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I just want to smell it. Please? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-09-2008, 09:11 PM	#101
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	If you're going for one night stands with gold-digging whores, I find rather than buying the girl a drink you find the hottest girl at the bar then go stand next to her and pay for your drink with a hundred. You're not flaunting the money, but she'll notice. WSU - I've actually used the ice weasels one before. Also tried throwing peanuts at a girl while yelling lightning bolt and asked a girl what the scariest thing in the world was. The answer: a rhinocerous about to charge your ass. And there's my personal favorite, "You look familiar. Did we meet when I was blacked out?" Then again, I've never picked up a girl from a bar and only pull girls at house parties.

02-09-2008, 09:29 PM	#103
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	"I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you."

02-09-2008, 10:36 PM	#104
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Let's get hopped up and make some bad decisions

02-09-2008, 10:36 PM	#105
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Want to go half-and-half on a baby?

02-10-2008, 12:20 AM	#106
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	"Would you want me more if I told you I was on an Internet message board asking for pickup lines earlier?"

02-10-2008, 05:14 AM	#114
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"Hi. My name is ____, and you are? I just want to say that I don't think those shoes don't go with that dress." Have fun. __________________ Come and see.

02-10-2008, 12:31 PM	#115
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Yes, slight insults are really the way to go. They will either be immediately turned away or slightly intrigued. It's a roll of the dice that is often a winner!

02-10-2008, 04:50 PM	#116
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Yeah, I usually just play craps next to a lady and most of the time it seems to work. Chicks dig daddies who need new pairs of shoes. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

02-10-2008, 06:26 PM	#117
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	I wish you were a carousel outside wal-mart. Id bring a pocket full of quarters and ride all day... Im no Fred Flintstone, but Ill make your bedrock Before we went out me and my homies was playin scrabble. I had the "F" the "C" and the "K" finally I found u....

02-10-2008, 07:17 PM	#119
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Your choice. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

02-10-2008, 07:29 PM	#120
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Hi, I'm married.

02-10-2008, 07:47 PM	#121
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	If you really want cock in the mouth, come home with me. (only works at KFC, Zaxby's, or some other chicken joint)

02-10-2008, 09:45 PM	#122
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Borrow an idea from an old Steve Martin movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that your breasts are out of whack. Why don't you let me adjust them for you...it would only take a minute.

03-27-2009, 08:05 PM	#123
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle."

03-27-2009, 09:47 PM	#126
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	just become a firefighter, then they will be using pickup lines on you.

03-27-2009, 09:48 PM	#127
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	It's tough being a single dad.

03-27-2009, 10:46 PM	#128
larrymcg421 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia	"Is it possible to fudge a bank statement?" __________________ Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner

03-27-2009, 11:02 PM	#129
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	"You do know, I am both cocky and funny..." "Hi, I'm David Winters. Wanna see my beer tent?..." (okay, that one may not work that well)

03-28-2009, 02:17 PM	#131
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	lol Crim...

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