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Old 11-19-2009, 12:20 PM   #1
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Have you ever woken up and wondered how you smell so bad?

I swear to God, I woke up today and have no idea where this funk came from, but it was there and it was powerful. Especially my fingers, which is odd because I don't recall every being formally introduced to Logan's mom.

Anyway, I showered after hitting the gym, and I am pretty sure I am not obese enough to break into a sweat after playing Modern Warfare 2. Add in the fact I just washed (well correction, my girlfriend washed) my comforter and sheets and I am stymied.

Anyone else?

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Old 11-19-2009, 12:21 PM   #2
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...slowly backs out of the thread...
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:24 PM   #3
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:25 PM   #4
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:27 PM   #5
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:39 PM   #6
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Nightfister, I've heard of this phenomenon but until now only thought it was a myth...
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:49 PM   #7
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I swear to God, I woke up today and have no idea where this funk came from, but it was there and it was powerful. Especially my fingers, which is odd because I don't recall every being formally introduced to Logan's mom.

Anyway, I showered after hitting the gym, and I am pretty sure I am not obese enough to break into a sweat after playing Modern Warfare 2. Add in the fact I just washed (well correction, my girlfriend washed) my comforter and sheets and I am stymied.

Anyone else?

Maybe your girlfriend is pissed at you and threw something extra in the wash. Either that or if your washing machine is in a public place...someone pissed or shit in it.
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:51 PM   #8
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What were you doing before you went to bed?
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:52 PM   #9
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Nightfister, I've heard of this phenomenon but until now only thought it was a myth...

LOL
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:54 PM   #10
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I have. Then I wiped my ass.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:01 PM   #11
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Sometimes my feet will smell so bad I'll want to leave them in the other room.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:22 PM   #12
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I don't know why I'm bothering to make a serious comment, but it could be something you ate. Things like onions and garlic can come out in your sweat.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:36 PM   #13
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I don't know why I'm bothering to make a serious comment, but it could be something you ate. Things like onions and garlic can come out in your sweat.


Exactly what I was thinking.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:38 PM   #14
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:22 PM   #15
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I'm going with Noop's answer ...
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Old 11-20-2009, 07:38 PM   #16
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There is nothing to question when you expect to smell bad. So, no.
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Old 11-20-2009, 08:05 PM   #17
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I always smell good because I wash my hands a lot, and that soap smell covers up the rest. Like, if I handle raw chicken, I'll go in the bathroom, shut the door, and wash my hands. Then I after I open the door back up, I'll go back and wash my hands. Then when I come out the bathroom, I'll go into the kitchen and give my hands a "not in the bathroom" washing. Then my roommate comes home, and I'm reminded that I should probably go and wash my hands to combat her unwashed hands...
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