OT - "Ask Troy" WSL trade offer

Fritz · 09-03-2003, 01:42 PM

think an "Ask Troy" feature is such a good idea, I'm gonna start a thread of my own

Dear Troy,
I've been offered the following deal just in time for the fall.

I get:
Mitzy Rabonwitz, a time share in Hilton Head, & coupons for Papa John's pizza.

I give:
Mrz. Fritz, a 1983 K car & Sandra Bullocks soiled panties (from www.sandrabullockspanties.com)

My head says "no way", Mitzy is at least 70 & I'm not as sold on Hilton Head as so many southern yuppies are. But ... that #1 Wife Swapping Ranking (Yahoo) is staring me in the face (along with a picture of Mitzy in fishnets and a paper cooks hat - meow!) on the trade screen & that creates just enough doubt for me to seek reassurance.

What would you do?

TroyF · 09-03-2003, 01:45 PM

Fritz,

You simply can't overlook the Pizza aspect of the trade. I'd try to negotiate some free pizzas (instead of the coupons) and a couple of midget videos. (something like "Midget's Gone Wild" and "Amazing Street Fighting Midget's") See if you can keep Mrz. Fritz too. Maybe throw in Marmel's wife instead.

You can pull that off, I do the trade.

TroyF

Fritz · 09-03-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TroyF
Fritz,

See if you can keep Mrz. Fritz too.

TroyF

Well, since she she has already decided to go I thought this would at least be getting some value. Sort of like trying to trade a player for a late round pick knowing he isn't going to make the team.

TroyF · 09-03-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
Well, since she she has already decided to go I thought this would at least be getting some value. Sort of like trying to trade a player for a late round pick knowing he isn't going to make the team.

Well, in that case, make the deal if you can get the pizza and the midget videos. You can always dump the 70 year old and order more panies.

TroyF

Radii · 09-03-2003, 02:08 PM

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09-03-2003, 01:45 PM	#2
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Fritz, You simply can't overlook the Pizza aspect of the trade. I'd try to negotiate some free pizzas (instead of the coupons) and a couple of midget videos. (something like "Midget's Gone Wild" and "Amazing Street Fighting Midget's") See if you can keep Mrz. Fritz too. Maybe throw in Marmel's wife instead. You can pull that off, I do the trade. TroyF

09-03-2003, 02:08 PM	#5
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I want sandra bullocks soiled panties.

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