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03-15-2010, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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I AM RUNNING A UFC PROMO ON YOU, PUNK!
(CLOSE-UP HEAD SHOT OF ME, IN A DARK ROOM)
(SOME RANDOM NU-METAL SONG FROM 2003 IS PLAYING) {YOUR USERNAME} seems like a nice enough guy, and/or girl, outside of the cage, and when this is over we could probably even be friends, but when I step into that octagon, I turn into an animal hunting it's prey. (SHOT OF ME PUNCHING HEAVY BAG, AND BEING SWEATY) (BACK TO MY FACE, ALL CLOSE UP, IN A DARK ROOM) {YOUR USERNAME} is standing in front of everything I want, and everything I've given up, to get to where I am now. I hope s/he is going to bring everything s/he's got, because everybody knows I'm coming in pumped, and looking to finish this fight early. {YOUR USENAME} has got a good ground game, but my striking is world class, and the guys at Superteam Top Team have taken my conditioning to the next level. (SHOT OF ME DOING ASSISTED SIT-UPS IN A GYM, AND BEING SWEATY) (BACK TO THE DARK ROOM, WHERE I AM NOW SHOT FROM THE WAIST UP, GREASED UP, IN AN INTIMIDATING POSE, AND LIT OFF TO THE SIDE) {YOUR USERNAME}, better keep your hands up, and your chin down, 'cause I'm coming for you in that cage, tonight. |
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03-15-2010, 11:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Umm ... didn't know they had fantasy UFC RPG's but ooooo-kay.
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03-15-2010, 11:56 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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lol. Is this a promotion for a fantasy UFC thing?
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03-15-2010, 11:59 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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weird....
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03-16-2010, 12:04 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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You all make for disappointing opponents.
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03-16-2010, 10:03 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bethlehem, Pa
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pretty sure it is called "cutting" a promo.....(this was a wierd ass random thread)
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03-16-2010, 10:34 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Needs more Paul Bearer.
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