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Old 04-02-2010, 10:22 AM   #1
Oilers9911
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Kidney Stones

Ugh. Kidney stones #6 and 7 are ripping through me as we speak. Luckily I have some very powerful pain meds but damn, this is getting tiring. 7 kidney stones in 9 years. I should get a boy scout badge or something.

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Old 04-02-2010, 11:39 AM   #2
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Talking

(Kramer enters, walking awkwardly)

JERRY: Hey!

KRAMER: Hey.

JERRY: What's with you?

KRAMER: I got a stone.

JERRY: What stone?

KRAMER: A kidney stone.

JERRY: What is that, anyway?

KRAMER: It's a, it's a stony mineral concretion, formed abnormally in the kidney. And this jagged shard of calcium pushes its way through the ureter into the bladder. It's forced out through the urine!

JERRY: Oh, that's gotta hurt.
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:39 PM   #3
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Fun! I've had two in the last 10 years. The morphine they gave my only worked for about 15 minutes before the pain came back. Now, every little twinge I have near a kidney I think might be the start of another one.

This too will pass...(pun intended)
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:49 PM   #4
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Well you are not alone. Woke up last night with a bit of pain and really did not think much about it. As the day wears on I am feeling worse and worse. I have had 3 kidney stones over the past 10 years so i feel your pain. Funny how when the early stages hit how you immediately know that one is coming.
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:24 PM   #5
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Is the suspense killing you?
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:50 PM   #6
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I had one about 3 or 4 years ago. It lasted about 3 hours before I passed it.

Drink more water.
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Old 04-02-2010, 06:34 PM   #7
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Ugh. Kidney stones #6 and 7 are ripping through me as we speak. Luckily I have some very powerful pain meds but damn, this is getting tiring. 7 kidney stones in 9 years. I should get a boy scout badge or something.


How big are the stones, within the last 3 years I've pass a 4mm & 6mm, and at the end of 2008 I had a 5mm & 7mm blasted. Everything passed fine but I'm at the point that I know exactly when I have one coming on. Summer is coming, I'm due for one.
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Old 04-02-2010, 07:02 PM   #8
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I've had a 9mm and an 11mm blasted, passed a 6 and two 5 mm stones myself. The two latest are 5 and 6mm. And yes, I know immediately what the pain is when it happens. The first time, I thought I was dying!
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:46 PM   #9
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How about some preventative advice for those of us dehydrated alcohol imbibing golfers so we can avoid this terrible circumstance?
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Old 04-02-2010, 09:28 PM   #10
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Lots of water...LOTS of water, with a bit of lemon juice helps flush out the kidneys. Not too much sodium on calcium in your diet.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:55 PM   #11
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I've had about 7 in the last 4-5 years, I feel your pain man.
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