Talk About Earth-Shaking Sex

tyketime · 04-20-2010, 11:48 PM

Couldn't Resist...

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Women who dress provocatively and tempt people into promiscuity are to blame for earthquakes, a leading Iranian hard-line cleric has apparently said.

The prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, says women and girls who "don't dress appropriately" spread "promiscuity in society."

"When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase," he says in a video posted Monday on YouTube, apparently of him leading Friday prayers in Tehran, Iran, last week.

Tigercat · 04-21-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tyketime

Talk About Earth-Shaking Sex

So this isn't the thread where we can lie and exaggerate about our sexual escapades? Damn.

Dodgerchick · 04-21-2010, 12:05 AM

So it's California's fault! For shame.

Greyroofoo · 04-21-2010, 12:20 AM

so we can blame the earthquakes on tk?

Mustang · 04-21-2010, 12:34 AM

I see that Iran has caught up to 1992. They just can't take Rump Shaker so seriously.

EagleFan · 04-21-2010, 01:10 AM

Everytime I think I have heard it all leave it to some religious fanatic to raise (lower?) the bar...

But I guess without religious fanatics and conspiracy theorists I would lose some of my entertainment...

Mizzou B-ball fan · 04-21-2010, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

So it's California's fault! For shame.

This post deserves much more attention than it's receiving. Well played.

molson · 04-21-2010, 07:58 AM

This would explain why there's never any earthquakes in Idaho.

Matthean · 04-21-2010, 08:12 AM

Shouldn't Texas be in danger due to Jessica Simpson being sexual napalm?

RendeR · 04-22-2010, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Shouldn't Texas be in danger due to Jessica Simpson being sexual napalm?

No, Texas is safe because Jessica Simpson is Sexual FACE-palm...

04-21-2010, 12:05 AM	#3
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	So it's California's fault! For shame. __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

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Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	I see that Iran has caught up to 1992. They just can't take Rump Shaker so seriously. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

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Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Shouldn't Texas be in danger due to Jessica Simpson being sexual napalm? __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

04-21-2010, 12:20 AM	#4
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	so we can blame the earthquakes on tk?

04-21-2010, 01:10 AM	#6
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Everytime I think I have heard it all leave it to some religious fanatic to raise (lower?) the bar... But I guess without religious fanatics and conspiracy theorists I would lose some of my entertainment...

04-21-2010, 07:58 AM	#8
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	This would explain why there's never any earthquakes in Idaho.

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