"College football."

[DanGarion]

If I translate "Front Office Football Central" 54 times it eventually ends up translating to College Football.

What translations are you able to come up with?

Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool

[DanGarion]

Martin Luther King Jr's famous quote
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

...54 translations later we get:

"When the risk of injustice in the world."

[DanGarion]

Shane Falco-
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever"

...54 translations later we get:

"Chick dig Scar former glory disease."

[DanGarion]

William Arthur Ward
"Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation"

...54 translations later we get:

"No wind, no Torah and Cooperation."

[korme]

Original text:
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

...54 translations later we get:

"People who know in our world."

[SackAttack]

"You welcome me with open arms and open legs; I know only fools have needs but this one never begs." - Roger Daltrey.

Translation:

"Open the arms and legs, feel stupid, and in March."

[MacroGuru]

Original text:
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

...54 translations later we get:

"Even in America, no clothes mamotoy."

[remper]

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." Hedley Lamarr

to

" I think a large group of creative ideas with others in the field."

[mauchow]

"What will this thing say after fifty four translations?"

...54 translations later we get:

"54 or the truth?"

[mauchow]

Good stuf.. At one point this one said something about my mother being pregnant.

"My wife and I accepted an offer for our house, accepted a counter offer for our future house, now if I could only tell my mother we're pregnant, this would be the best week of all time."

...54 translations later we get:

"My wife does not know the mother during pregnancy and in the home and number."

[JediKooter]

"Glenn Beck"

"He returned to power."

[JPhillips]

"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York"

...54 translations later we get:

"Summer, winter and connect with children aged New York."

[JPhillips]

"Never never never never never"

...54 translations later we get:

"Never"

It loses a little of the poetry.

[JPhillips]

"Keep the government out of my Medicare"

...54 translations later we get:

"Power"

[JediKooter]

"What is what was and what will never be"

...54 translations later we get:

"A"

[Johnny93g]

"Holiday"

Now the dream and the streets at night and taken to the Ice cream truck bomb dynamics control suicide old American
chewing gum and drinking experience and reputation risk compared with other energy sources, play Biting

Rap City and Children column of suicide risk, and vice versa, and child protection.

Wendy and walk or Reding about the dream that I want to avoid
Therefore, Completion and moving
Connect phone, tell your children to anger is often fear, I think
However, the events and development of children in the streets

Fixed windows, namely San moreno
Topic image Mosques, so children usually die cloud Wendy

Reduce the time and opportunity to hide his face in modern society without effective action
Hirsch serious illness or even ask people

Name the song

[JediKooter]

"Pumpy Tudors bowling extravaganza "

...54 translations later we get:

"Bouringutshuda sex and humor"

[cartman]

Originally Posted by Johnny93g

"Holiday"

Now the dream and the streets at night and taken to the Ice cream truck bomb dynamics control suicide old American
chewing gum and drinking experience and reputation risk compared with other energy sources, play Biting

Rap City and Children column of suicide risk, and vice versa, and child protection.

Wendy and walk or Reding about the dream that I want to avoid
Therefore, Completion and moving
Connect phone, tell your children to anger is often fear, I think
However, the events and development of children in the streets

Fixed windows, namely San moreno
Topic image Mosques, so children usually die cloud Wendy

Reduce the time and opportunity to hide his face in modern society without effective action
Hirsch serious illness or even ask people

Name the song

Born to Run

[Big Fo]

"It's Liverpool's year."

becomes

"Liverpool moved the year."

[SackAttack]

"We few, we happy few; we band of brothers" becomes "My sister is very rare."

[k0ruptr]

"I got Hoes in different Area Codes"

...54 translations later we get:

"Other Clothing"

[k0ruptr]

"Show me the Money!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I gave clean."

[ColtCrazy]

I used "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"

After 10 it was: "Is your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"

After 25 it was: "If your country for you, ask what your country can do"

After 54 it was: "The pieces"

[Noop]

"Noop is the greatest poster on FOFC."

25 later

"Government."

[kcchief19]

What would happen if you translated "Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer" into Japanese then back into English and then 54 more times? I give you "Jimmy James: Mattshoresura Day":

Wall Street on how you can prevent bad Jimmy! Every month thousands of people. Now, of course, flowers, vegetable oil, high rights of fertility. Baffarodoragonrusu. The heart of the beautiful Sunsets. Super karate monkey Nice ass Jimmy death registration system in case of major public fraud Andy ilteoir baoji.

American pilot to lose the pain? ... It is an examination of the second world war, and American Cars are very good.

[Neuqua]

"My Mom is adorable"

turns to

"Beer"

[Passacaglia]

But Jimmy has fancy plans...and pants to match.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Original text:
"Pressing the red button will cause the elephants to stampede."

...54 translations later we get: "Press the red button on the elephant, and then click Next."

[Dr. Sak]

Pumpy Tudors

turns to

Colin White

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Pumpy Tudors

turns to

Colin White

omg why

[cartman]

"I will not accept a banning."

...25 translations later we get:

"We agree with the ban."

[JediKooter]

"Welcome to Hollywood "

...54 translations later we get:

"Such things. Welcome."

[cartman]

"SkyDog is such a dictator."

...54 translations later we get:

"Leader, skidog."

[cartman]

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

...54 translations later we get:

"Not everyone."

[cartman]

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastards!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oh, I kill your ground"

[EagleFan]

To be or not to be, that is the question.

after 54...

This is a problem.

[EagleFan]

Was goping to say "name this speech" and translated it all at once but it comes up a lot shorter than it was when typed in...

after 54...

Yes, have difficulty near death - at least not yet. We can say few years, enemies of freedom to kill if the opportunity to win!


I'll still say name it but it may not be too recognizable.

[EagleFan]

Cocky and funny

after 54...

True credit

[EagleFan]

And I'll leave it with this (so I don't sit here all night doing this)...


The Big Wang Theory

after 54...

Theory and use of Vehicles.

[k0ruptr]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

To be or not to be, that is the question.

after 54...

This is a problem.

this, is awesome

[Izulde]

"Heaven ordains, but men must achieve."

...54 translations later we get:

"Get Password"

[AZSpeechCoach]

" I like big butts and I cannot lie"
after 54 becomes
"I like to play a"

[Mustang]

"Hey Brad"

54 translations later

"Heiburaddo"


"Pumpy wants to make sweet love to Kathy Griffin"

54 translations later

"Svitorabukyashigurifin"