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Ben, I found a story worse than the pinecone one
Yikes!
Chef dies after feeling eel | The Sun |News Quote:
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04-30-2010, 09:48 AM | #2 |
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04-30-2010, 09:49 AM | #3 |
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Geez... between this, the grandma/grandson lovechild, and the dude that hasn't eaten for 70-years, FOFC is beginning to look more and more like the National Enquirer everyday.
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04-30-2010, 09:58 AM | #4 |
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Pro Tip: Feed the eel beforehand
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04-30-2010, 10:02 AM | #5 |
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04-30-2010, 10:55 AM | #6 |
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I was heading out this afternoon with my wife for sushi.
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I regret having to read this thread... However, that would be the "Pulitzer Prize nominated National Enquirer". |
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04-30-2010, 12:53 PM | #8 |
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So was the headline meant to be a pun?
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04-30-2010, 12:59 PM | #9 |
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I sense a sequel to "Red Corner". But Richard Gere has to reprise his role.
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04-30-2010, 01:05 PM | #10 |
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I'm pretty sure I've never been so drunk that a 50 cm eel could be shoved up my ass without my knowledge.
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04-30-2010, 01:09 PM | #11 |
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04-30-2010, 01:12 PM | #12 |
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I'm pretty sure I would see that as a bad idea, but if it came up as part of a MFF, well....
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