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Old 07-19-2010, 02:17 PM   #1
Sun Tzu
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An Offer

Michael: So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. And within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1000.

Kay: How'd he do that?

Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Kay: What was that?

Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me.

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Old 07-19-2010, 02:21 PM   #2
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Kay: Michael, you never told me you knew Johnny Fontane!

Michael: Sure, you want to meet him?

Kay: Well, yeah! Sure.

Michael: My father helped him with his career.

Kay: How did he do that?

Michael: ...Let's listen to the song.

Kay: Tell me, Michael. Please.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:25 PM   #3
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you totally Tarantino'd that one.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:27 PM   #4
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HAHA!!! I was going to say: "Lets Tarantino this" in my post, but, deleted it.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:35 PM   #5
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What the.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:35 PM   #6
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These are quotes from Johnny Dangerously, right?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:37 PM   #7
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"My father hung me on a hook once. Once."
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:49 PM   #8
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You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:29 PM   #9
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You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady.
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