HOPA

MikeVic · 08-10-2010, 12:51 PM

girl quits job on dry erase board exposes farmville boss called her hopa theCHIVE

PackerFanatic · 08-10-2010, 12:57 PM

Saw this on Digg - hilarious.

PackerFanatic · 08-10-2010, 12:57 PM

dola - he wasn't really lying...

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 08-10-2010, 12:58 PM

It only took me 70 man-hours, which isn't bad considering I carved it by hand from one piece of wood.

JediKooter · 08-10-2010, 12:59 PM

JediKooter approves this message.

And yes, she is hot in my opinion.

Honolulu_Blue · 08-10-2010, 12:59 PM

Good stuff there. In all regards.

Also, I believe it's "HPOA" not "HOPA".

MJ4H · 08-10-2010, 12:59 PM

so hot

MikeVic · 08-10-2010, 01:01 PM

Yeah it's HPOA, but he called her HOPA and she had to rearrange the letters.

I also agree she's so hot. Did that comment really send her over the top? So she put up with the bad breath, time controlling, etc. etc. but once he says she's hot (stating a fact), she quits.

TLK · 08-10-2010, 01:02 PM

not great.... but good.

DanGarion · 08-10-2010, 01:03 PM

Calling someone a HPOA doesn't mean that is all you are.

MJ4H · 08-10-2010, 01:05 PM

She can also be used as a hat.

JediKooter · 08-10-2010, 01:34 PM

She can also be used as a bed warmer.

Logan · 08-10-2010, 01:57 PM

I call bullshit...but that doesn't make it any less awesome.

Toddzilla · 08-10-2010, 02:39 PM

Wowwzorz - MFHPOA right there

DanGarion · 08-10-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveBollea

Um, I'm no lawyer, but calling someone who works directly below you a hot piece of anything on company time is a good way to walk directly into a sexual harassment lawsuit.

But he called her a HOPA, not a HPOA.

DanGarion · 08-10-2010, 02:44 PM

And what type of phone system nowadays has the assistant on the phone in 3 way with the caller and the person who got the call?

fantom1979 · 08-10-2010, 02:45 PM

Hot office phenomenal ass?

fantom1979 · 08-10-2010, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

And what type of phone system nowadays has the assistant on the phone in 3 way with the caller and the person who got the call?

The phones at my old job went into a "3 way" situation when you transfer a call. Since it was retail, you are actually supposed to wait until the department picked up the phone before you hung up on a transfer. I have no idea if that is standard for an assistant in an office environment.

I also wonder about how long she was "hanging on the phone" after transferring. Did he call her a HOPA right off the bat in the conversation? It would have had to have been the first thing out of his mouth unless she was listening in longer than necessary to transfer.

ISiddiqui · 08-10-2010, 02:55 PM

'Tis funny, but I think it's all staged and has little basis in actual reality.

And if its HOPA, what does that mean?

Honolulu_Blue · 08-10-2010, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

And if its HOPA, what does that mean?

I assume that it's just easier to say HOPA than it is to say HPOA.

DanGarion · 08-10-2010, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I assume that it's just easier to say HOPA than it is to say HPOA.

And we know what happens when people assume.

MJ4H · 08-10-2010, 03:21 PM

The garbage dispencer joke is pretty lame though.

stevew · 08-10-2010, 03:27 PM

I thought this was thread was about the chick that is on the 4th hour of the Today Show with Kathie Lee.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 08-10-2010, 07:14 PM

Hot Piece Of Ass Who Quit Job Was Probably A Stunt

RainMaker · 08-10-2010, 07:19 PM

Yeah, that had stunt written all over it. Hot chicks don't get shit at work and they don't take time to do shit like this.

fantom1979 · 08-11-2010, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

Hot Piece Of Ass Who Quit Job Was Probably A Stunt

Quote:

So, it's probably all a big publicity stunt for some product or TV show that know one will remember a year from now.

Sigh... I know its off topic and completely anal of me, but when did it become acceptable for writers to confuse "know" and "no". I see these errors more often than I used to. I am by no means an English major. In fact I probably have several errors in my rant, but I do not write for a living.

Vince, Pt. II · 08-11-2010, 02:16 AM

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to notice that. Crappy editing, there. I'm also trying to figure out when "loose" and "lose" became so interchangeable.

Noop · 08-11-2010, 08:01 AM

I would stick my thumb up her butt.

Passacaglia · 08-11-2010, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fantom1979

Sigh... I know its off topic and completely anal of me, but when did it become acceptable for writers to confuse "know" and "no". I see these errors more often than I used to. I am by no means an English major. In fact I probably have several errors in my rant, but I do not write for a living.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince, Pt. II

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to notice that. Crappy editing, there.

Same here.

Subby · 08-11-2010, 10:04 AM

Her facebook profile

PackerFanatic · 08-11-2010, 10:09 AM

Disappointing, but not surprising - http://digg.com/d31ZLrj

Philliesfan980 · 08-11-2010, 02:16 PM

Hmm... moving to California. I wonder what kind of work she'll be doing in about.. oh 6 months?

Apathetic Lurker · 08-11-2010, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philliesfan980

Hmm... moving to California. I wonder what kind of work she'll be doing in about.. oh 6 months?

I' m going out on a limb here and guessing it involves a pole,a stage and bright shiny lights....

or grade D sorority slasher flicks ....

albionmoonlight · 08-11-2010, 02:41 PM

Again, it is all about context. As a random office worker--super duper hot. As an actress/model--average.

It's the exact same woman, but I find her less hot now that I know that she is a professionally hot woman as opposed to an office diamond in the rough.

Chief Rum · 08-11-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philliesfan980

Hmm... moving to California. I wonder what kind of work she'll be doing in about.. oh 6 months?

She can always call me. I am sure I can find a position for her.

Mustang · 08-11-2010, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

It only took me 70 man-hours, which isn't bad considering I carved it by hand from one piece of wood.

This needs more love.

JonInMiddleGA · 08-11-2010, 03:30 PM

Here's their reveal
chive presents new photos of jenny, elyse porterfield explains hoax theCHIVE

Logan · 08-11-2010, 03:34 PM

I feel like I should be getting a cookie or something for calling it first.

GrantDawg · 08-11-2010, 04:39 PM

I'll say that their website is a piece of crap. Crashes my browser about 60% of the time.

Matthean · 08-11-2010, 04:43 PM

As fun as theChive is for various photos, there are known for this and they will end up with even more site hits because of it.

RainMaker · 08-11-2010, 04:56 PM

She is really cute.

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Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Good stuff there. In all regards. Also, I believe it's "HPOA" not "HOPA". __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	so hot

08-10-2010, 01:01 PM	#8
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Yeah it's HPOA, but he called her HOPA and she had to rearrange the letters. I also agree she's so hot. Did that comment really send her over the top? So she put up with the bad breath, time controlling, etc. etc. but once he says she's hot (stating a fact), she quits.

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TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	not great.... but good.

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	She can also be used as a hat.

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08-10-2010, 01:57 PM	#13
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I call bullshit...but that doesn't make it any less awesome.

08-10-2010, 02:39 PM	#14
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Wowwzorz - MFHPOA right there

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fantom1979 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sterling Heights, Mi	Hot office phenomenal ass?

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08-10-2010, 03:21 PM	#22
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	The garbage dispencer joke is pretty lame though.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I thought this was thread was about the chick that is on the 4th hour of the Today Show with Kathie Lee.

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08-10-2010, 07:19 PM	#25
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Yeah, that had stunt written all over it. Hot chicks don't get shit at work and they don't take time to do shit like this.

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Vince, Pt. II Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Somewhere More Familiar	I'm glad I wasn't the only person to notice that. Crappy editing, there. I'm also trying to figure out when "loose" and "lose" became so interchangeable.

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Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	Hmm... moving to California. I wonder what kind of work she'll be doing in about.. oh 6 months?

08-11-2010, 02:41 PM	#34
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Again, it is all about context. As a random office worker--super duper hot. As an actress/model--average. It's the exact same woman, but I find her less hot now that I know that she is a professionally hot woman as opposed to an office diamond in the rough.

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I feel like I should be getting a cookie or something for calling it first.

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GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I'll say that their website is a piece of crap. Crashes my browser about 60% of the time.

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