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Location: PDX
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nothing to see here
...move along...
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01-01-2011, 12:57 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I'll pray that you never have a real tragedy in your life where you feel so helpless that you feel the need to call on relative strangers to ask God to pull you through.
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01-01-2011, 01:24 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I won my league, but my commissioner died...
(We told his widow to keep the money to put it towards a fund for their unborn kids)
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01-01-2011, 01:39 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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WTF?
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01-01-2011, 02:15 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Whoah. Someone takes their crappy parody threads seriously. Sorry? A 'not funny' may have sufficed just as well as a call to God regarding my personal tragedies. {steps slowly away from thread}
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01-01-2011, 02:20 AM
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Damn this world can suck. |
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01-01-2011, 02:49 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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While I appreciate a parody thread as much as anyone, this attempt strikes me as being in pretty poor taste.
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01-01-2011, 03:23 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Why edit the OP? Just let it ride. If people don't like it, oh well...
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01-01-2011, 03:29 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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I recommend trying this on a forum where people have thick skins and senses of humor.
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01-01-2011, 03:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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..two posts in and my shitty humor had already drawn out personal calls to God regarding my well-being and someone's unborn kids. Thought I'd better quit while I was 'ahead'.
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01-01-2011, 03:33 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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There would need to be humor for a sense of humor to be required... |
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01-01-2011, 03:43 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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GOTdamn, it admittedly lacked the bite of "So where do you buy an HDMI cable" and "Hickory Farms 75% off", but it didn't exactly give you the rash on your pussy either. (Smiley-faced, lighthearted emoticon goes here)
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01-01-2011, 03:50 AM
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It was a weak effort, get over it... |
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01-01-2011, 04:22 AM
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Meh. Personally I think this board could use a lot more poor attempts at humor, and a lot less fevered racing to judgment and/or take offense. However, it's beginning to chip through my noggin that I'm in the minority on that front. I've got little interest in repeatedly offending peoples, or waging epic flame-wars to defend the existence of my posts, and am slowly but surely learning to keep my brand of crap to myself, on this particular board, thanks to the wonders of negative reinforcement. Apologies again, in earnest, to anybody offended.
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01-01-2011, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Seeing as you mentioned being 'a head' ... you left me an opening for the Might Boosh ... Super Mighty Magic Men PS - Personally I prefer poor attempts at humour than poor attempts at being serious  Last edited by Marc Vaughan : 01-01-2011 at 09:38 AM. |
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01-01-2011, 12:12 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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A sound beating gets the preferred point across MUCH faster than kind words.
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01-01-2011, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Pretty much. As a note, my comment wasn't intended to be a slap towards sloppy. It was more of a general comment where he was saying he needed help to win the league and I was more commenting that I won the league, but God affected our league in other unfortunate ways. It was late, I poorly delivered my comments. Surprised the thread 'took off' like this.
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