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Hell Yeah, Run while you can ... | 26 | 83.87% | |
No Way, give her a 4th chance - she will change | 3 | 9.68% | |
Maybe, just wait and see | 1 | 3.23% | |
The Trout Option | 1 | 3.23% | |
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04-18-2011, 08:12 AM | #51 | ||
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04-18-2011, 10:40 AM | #52 | |
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04-18-2011, 11:14 AM | #53 |
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I can't even get a date in the state of California, that has more women than I can count. You do not want any advice from me.
All emotions aside, if she's easily replaceable, I'd look for a suitable replacement.
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04-18-2011, 11:27 AM | #54 |
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Let me have a word with her. I'll schedule a meeting with her through Outlook.
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04-18-2011, 12:33 PM | #55 | |
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Interesting. As long as your able to maintain an erection and fix something around the house, I heard there is a woman out there for you. Not knowing your age but assuming its 35 the dark mystery type won't work for you. Besides the fact it gives off that stalker, serial killer vibe, you won't be able to fit in those skinny jeans. I think the extremely friendly yet sort of creepy/pervish type might work for you. Patrol a few bars a week and wait till closing time to make your choice. You're bound to get a few this way. Unless of course your a social recluse then match or eharmony may be your best bet. *Note I am only kidding* If we're ever in the same town I am buying you a lap dance and beer!
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04-18-2011, 12:56 PM | #56 | ||||
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Good to go on both of those. Quote:
39 at the moment, a bit pale since I work inside, never owned a pair of skinny jeans and if you say my full name, yes, it does sound like a serial killer. I'm too lazy to stalk anyone though. Quote:
Yup, I think the "I ran out of duct tape and rope, so you're safe with me" line just isn't working like it used to. I'm pretty sure craigslist screwed that up for me. The gift of 'game' has always alluded me, which I suspect, is the basis of my problem. I have tried match and eharmony...long story short; the money would have been better spent on beer. Quote:
I would definitely take you up on that offer. And likewise if you're ever out this way...however, I don't know where any strip clubs are out here.
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04-18-2011, 12:59 PM | #57 | |
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If I offered a funny book that is useful for picking up women would you read it? I can give you the ebook and it is a pretty light read. I have offered this book to numerous people but none have read it. I hope you read it if your interested because it is funny and informative. PM if interested.
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04-18-2011, 01:05 PM | #58 |
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Does the cover have the guy that wears the question mark jacket offering me a book on how to get free money from the government?
PM will be sent shortly.
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04-18-2011, 01:08 PM | #59 | |
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Is the book both cocky AND funny??
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04-18-2011, 01:12 PM | #60 |
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Actually it is. However a slight modification can suit anyone's needs to be honest.
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04-18-2011, 01:19 PM | #61 |
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If its 3rd time in a year that she's had a problem with the law, you want to stay away. You can help her, if you want, but not be in a dating relationship with her. That stuff can drag you down into it as well.
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04-18-2011, 01:49 PM | #62 |
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04-18-2011, 01:54 PM | #63 |
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What if the only problem I can fix around the house is this damn erection that won't go away?
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04-18-2011, 01:57 PM | #64 |
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If it lasts more than 4 hours, you should consult your doctor.
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04-18-2011, 02:21 PM | #65 |
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The ladies man suggests you try doing it in the butt.
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04-18-2011, 11:07 PM | #66 |
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