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Easy Mac · 05-13-2011, 08:34 AM

Neighborhood Residents Upset With Nude Art Displayed In Front Yard - Abilene News Story - KTXS Abilene

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ABILENE, Texas -- A piece of yard art is drumming up controversy in an Abilene neighborhood.
A family has displayed the statue of David in their garden. If you didn't know, the statue of David is of a naked man, and though the owners say this is just art some residents are finding it offensive.
Roxanna Nunez, who lives down the street, says her children have started asking questions, "Mom what is that, uh...what can you tell a child if you haven't talked about sex yet."
Alina Hatcher agrees, "You have a lot of mothers and parents in this neighborhood who are outraged by it."
The homeowner didn't go on camera Tuesday, but did talk to KTXS saying they are not trying to offend anyone.
They say it's a statue they fell in love with, that it's just art, and its just body parts. At this time they don't plan to take it down.
Neighbors say they understand it's art, but does it have to be this anatomically correct? "To have this type of expression of yourself to put out it's a little daunting," said Hatcher.
"Some art needs to be left in the dog gone museum," echoed Nunez.
We showed Abilene Police a picture of "David", they say it is not against the laws to display art like that. However, they encourage the owners to cover him in order to "keep the peace" among the neighborhood.

JeeberD · 05-13-2011, 08:50 AM

Ah, Abilene...more churches per capita than any city in the US. This doesn't surprise me one bit.

Matthean · 05-13-2011, 08:58 AM

Gee, what should we do if our kids bring up the issue of sex? I don't know, maybe talk to them about it and not freak out? Liked the line of "mothers and parents." Way to skip around fathers.

RendeR · 05-13-2011, 09:02 AM

Its Texas, WTF does anyone expect?

Passacaglia · 05-13-2011, 09:13 AM

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Ah, Abilene...more churches per capita than any city in the US. This doesn't surprise me one bit.

Funny, my hometown (Grand Rapids, MI) has also claimed that fame as well. After poking around, I found even more cities that claim it, but no verification of any.

RedHawk00 · 05-13-2011, 09:48 AM

jeebus, i dont get it, i tell my son's its a penis you and all other boys have one, girls dont, they have boobies, not hard, they understand and they are only 3 & 6

Chief Rum · 05-13-2011, 10:00 AM

Note to self: If driving through Texas, drive around Abilene, if possible.

Chief Rum · 05-13-2011, 10:01 AM

Although if forced to drive through Abilene, stop at David's house and shake owners' hands.

Logan · 05-13-2011, 10:03 AM

Roxanna Nunez is a moron.

Sun Tzu · 05-13-2011, 10:04 AM

I like that they quoted the "dog gone" part. I hadn't paid attention to where this was, but as soon as I read that, I immediately knew it was the south.

JediKooter · 05-13-2011, 11:35 AM

We should force Texas to secede from the union.

Easy Mac · 05-13-2011, 11:41 AM

To be fair to the neighbors, I will agree there's no reason to put the statue in the front yard in the middle of the house. If its in the back yard, it gets less press.

Noop · 05-13-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

We should force Texas to secede from the union.

Texas is one of the most stable states in the union. Despite their flaws I would love to live in Texas especially if oil becomes a major issue worldwide.

JediKooter · 05-13-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Texas is one of the most stable states in the union. Despite their flaws I would love to live in Texas especially if oil becomes a major issue worldwide.

From what I've read recently, all is not well with Texas' finances. They are pretty much broke like the majority of the other states.

And I would NOT subject my kids to their educational system.

Noop · 05-13-2011, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

From what I've read recently, all is not well with Texas' finances. They are pretty much broke like the majority of the other states.

And I would NOT subject my kids to their educational system.

Interesting considering the amount of top universities in Texas. University of Texas is one of the top public schools in America and within the next decade or two should be on par with historical ivy league schools.

JediKooter · 05-13-2011, 12:09 PM

Their colleges are fine. It's their primary educational system that is nothing to write home about.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 05-13-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

within the next decade or two should be on par with historical ivy league schools.

What's the thought process behind this claim?

Ehhh, I suppose if you're using Cornell as your barometer its defensible.

Autumn · 05-13-2011, 12:21 PM

I don't know what makes a parent think they can't explain a penis without explaining sex to their kid. It's hard to me to imagine a kid of an age that she can ask questions about a statue but doesn't understand basic anatomy yet.

Galaxy · 05-13-2011, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

And I would NOT subject my kids to their educational system.

I don't think that is much different than other schools and states. I think it depends on where you live, like most places.

As for University of Texas to compete with an Ivy League program, how are they even comparable? I think Rice would be the closest Texas-based school to an Ivy League school.

Galaxy · 05-13-2011, 12:42 PM

By the way, who the heck puts a statue of David in their front yard? (Though I love that it pisses off the "religious parents".)

JediKooter · 05-13-2011, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

I don't think that is much different than other schools and states. I think it depends on where you live, like most places.

As for University of Texas to compete with an Ivy League program, how are they even comparable? I think Rice would be the closest Texas-based school to an Ivy League school.

Other than their anti-science and anti-history policies, yes, they aren't much different than other states.

I didn't make the comparison of Texas colleges to Ivy league colleges, so, I really can't speak to that. However, I'm sure Texas college football would give Ivy league schools a pretty good run for their money.

Mustang · 05-13-2011, 12:56 PM

I can understand if it is the 'everything is bigger in Texas' version of David.

Autumn · 05-13-2011, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

I can understand if it is the 'everything is bigger in Texas' version of David.

/thread.

Desnudo · 05-13-2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Other than their anti-science and anti-history policies, yes, they aren't much different than other states.

I didn't make the comparison of Texas colleges to Ivy league colleges, so, I really can't speak to that. However, I'm sure Texas college football would give Ivy league schools a pretty good run for their money.

You really have no idea what you're talking about. And you can't generalize about an entire state. Some of the best public schools in the country are in Texas. My nieces and nephews have a public school experience that puts mine in Massachusetts to shame.

TroyF · 05-13-2011, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Other than their anti-science and anti-history policies, yes, they aren't much different than other states.

I didn't make the comparison of Texas colleges to Ivy league colleges, so, I really can't speak to that. However, I'm sure Texas college football would give Ivy league schools a pretty good run for their money.

The anti-history issues seem to me to be with every state, liberal or conservative.

I asked my 14 year old neice what she knew about us dropping the A-Bomb and was floored with what she was taught. The education was essentially we made a major mistake, brought on the cold war and should never have done it. She wasn't taught that there was another side to the issue.

I've never called Texas home, but there are idiots like this everywhere. To think they only reside there is more than a little silly.

CrimsonFox · 05-13-2011, 03:21 PM

My favorite part of this is their use of the phrase "dog gone" in a news report.

I. J. Reilly · 05-13-2011, 03:36 PM

If you look at the "average" school in Texas it's probably pretty bad, but that's because there is such a high variance between school districts. If you can afford to live in an affluent town, your kids will receive a really good education. If you can't then they won't. In that regard Texas is just like the rest of America except more so, and Texans are really proud of that.

JediKooter · 05-13-2011, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

You really have no idea what you're talking about. And you can't generalize about an entire state. Some of the best public schools in the country are in Texas. My nieces and nephews have a public school experience that puts mine in Massachusetts to shame.

Don McLeroy and Cynthia Dunbar ring a bell? There's no generalization about Texas being done here at all.

Yup, I'm just making it all up:

What Texas Textbook Battle Reveals About the Culture Wars - National - The Atlantic Wire

Revisionaries - Mariah Blake

Backstory: How The Texas Textbook Revision Came To Be
(I don't really like the huffington post because of their anti-vaccination stance and homeopathy garbage, but, this is a good break down)

Texas BOE Considers Creationist Material for Curriculum : Dispatches from the Culture Wars

In ANY community that has money, there seems to be a correlation to 'better' schools, regardless of the state, but, we're not talking about funding of schools and being able to hire the best teachers. You have to take into consideration of WHAT gets taught. This has nothing to do with teachers and everything to do with the Texas Board of Education and their handling of the curriculum.

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The anti-history issues seem to me to be with every state, liberal or conservative.

I asked my 14 year old neice what she knew about us dropping the A-Bomb and was floored with what she was taught. The education was essentially we made a major mistake, brought on the cold war and should never have done it. She wasn't taught that there was another side to the issue.

I've never called Texas home, but there are idiots like this everywhere. To think they only reside there is more than a little silly.

I'm glad you brought up the subject of what gets taught. Texas is just one of those states that stands head shoulders above other states where their educational board, time and time again, goes off the deep end. What gets taught is extremely important.

It's the complete misrepresentation of something, like the example of the A bombs being dropped on Japan during WW2, that are inexcusable in any state. And it's really worrisome that Texas (the Board of Education) seems to be leading that charge.

bulletsponge · 05-13-2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

We should force Texas to secede from the union.

if you think we will be the sorry ones in that deal, you'd be wrong

. hell we would probably be in for it if yall made a big deal out of it

Lathum · 05-13-2011, 05:22 PM

am I the only one who doesn't get the thread title?

I am assuming it has something to do with the TV show?

Sun Tzu · 05-13-2011, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

am I the only one who doesn't get the thread title?

I am assuming it has something to do with the TV show?

I'm right there with you. The only Simpsons I know about are Homerish or OJish.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-13-2011, 05:29 PM

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I'm right there with you. The only Simpsons I know about are Homerish or OJish.

There's some chick named Jessica Simpson who wears mom jeans.

molson · 05-13-2011, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

am I the only one who doesn't get the thread title?

I am assuming it has something to do with the TV show?

There was a South Park episode that satirized the fact that their writers had a hard time coming up with a plotline that the Simpsons hadn't already covered in its 5 billion episodes. The phrase "simpsons did it" was heavily featured in a taunting tone (satirizing the fact that the south park writers no doubt hurt that phrase constantly when they were coming up with episode ideas.)

And there was one Simpsons episode about a nude statute in a circumstance like this one, though I can't really remember much about it.

JediKooter · 05-13-2011, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

if you think we will be the sorry ones in that deal, you'd be wrong

. hell we would probably be in for it if yall made a big deal out of it

Hey, have you been eavesdropping on our meetings?

Suicane75 · 05-14-2011, 03:14 AM

Parents should shut up and the homeowners should have more fucking tact. It's the fuckin end of times here and there are no winners.

fantom1979 · 05-14-2011, 05:07 AM

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Parents should shut up and the homeowners should have more fucking tact. It's the fuckin end of times here and there are no winners.

Bingo.

Apathetic Lurker · 05-14-2011, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Note to self: If driving through Texas, drive around Abilene, if possible.

Actually, we stay in Abilene everytime we drive through Texas. We always considered it a wonderful place full of friendly people....Never knew it had a bunch of fucktards who have a problem with art......

Johninja · 05-14-2011, 07:18 AM

When you're in Texas look behind you, 'cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

MrBug708 · 05-14-2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Interesting considering the amount of top universities in Texas. University of Texas is one of the top public schools in America and within the next decade or two should be on par with historical ivy league schools.

Due to public regulations with full disclosure, public schools will never be on par with their private counterparts.

TroyF · 05-14-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I'm glad you brought up the subject of what gets taught. Texas is just one of those states that stands head shoulders above other states where their educational board, time and time again, goes off the deep end. What gets taught is extremely important.

It's the complete misrepresentation of something, like the example of the A bombs being dropped on Japan during WW2, that are inexcusable in any state. And it's really worrisome that Texas (the Board of Education) seems to be leading that charge.

Again, I think a lot of states do it and it's based on what "agenda the particular state or teacher has" more than anything else. We are beyond winners make up the rules for history in this country now. Now it's the agenda you side with gets to teach the history.

As a fan of history, the rhetoric on both sides makes me sick to my stomach. In the example of the ABomb, we have a situation where both sides of Truman's decision could be told and there could be a terrific discussion of cost/benefit of such a major decision. Instead my niece has been taught nothing more than "Truman screwed the pooch"

FWIW: She's not in a liberal state and I haven't read her textbook. I just know that's what she was taught and my guess it was by a teachers belief more than a states demand.

Last thing: I'm guessing we could pt that statue of David up in just about any part of America and that some people would flip out. People seem to be more frightened about a booby on regular TV more than watching maggots eat the face off of a corpse. It's always been ridiculous to me.

Noop · 05-14-2011, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

Due to public regulations with full disclosure, public schools will never be on par with their private counterparts.

Texas has an insane amount of money being used to recruit professors, faculty and top students (although they have this weird thing about you pledging to stay in Texas after graduation.) I know Harvard and Co. have old money but Texas endowment is right up there with them and only getting bigger.

Note: I am talking about University of Texas but the other schools there are quality as well.

MrBug708 · 05-14-2011, 09:40 AM

That won't matter. As long as you have private schools disclosing only 70% of the relevant material, they will never be on par, rankings wise

Autumn · 05-14-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

am I the only one who doesn't get the thread title?

I am assuming it has something to do with the TV show?

There was an old Simpsons episode where Marge starts campaigning for things for the public good (no violence on TV, etc) and the group ends up protesting the statue of David which is in town on a museum tour. That's when she realizes the group's gone too far.

Galaxy · 05-14-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Texas has an insane amount of money being used to recruit professors, faculty and top students (although they have this weird thing about you pledging to stay in Texas after graduation.) I know Harvard and Co. have old money but Texas endowment is right up there with them and only getting bigger.

Note: I am talking about University of Texas but the other schools there are quality as well.

You don't pledge to stay in Texas. If you finish in the, I think the top 10% of your class, you are automatically accepted to any in-state school.

The money and backing with public universities is in the post-graduate programs and all that comes out of that.

Easy Mac · 05-16-2011, 06:19 AM

Of all the directions I could have anticipated this thread going, discussions of the Texas educational system was about #43.

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Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Although if forced to drive through Abilene, stop at David's house and shake owners' hands. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

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Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	By the way, who the heck puts a statue of David in their front yard? (Though I love that it pisses off the "religious parents".)

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I. J. Reilly College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: An Oregonian deep in the heart of Texas.	If you look at the "average" school in Texas it's probably pretty bad, but that's because there is such a high variance between school districts. If you can afford to live in an affluent town, your kids will receive a really good education. If you can't then they won't. In that regard Texas is just like the rest of America except more so, and Texans are really proud of that. Last edited by I. J. Reilly : 05-13-2011 at 03:52 PM.

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