Human Centipede

Karlifornia · 05-02-2010, 10:53 PM

I'm about to watch this on demand. Anyone else seen it/heard about it? I'm pumped. Here's the trailer (NSFW!!):

BYU 14 · 05-02-2010, 10:56 PM

I am now morbidly curious, be sure to put up a review.

thesloppy · 05-02-2010, 11:22 PM

I've heard a lot about it....but none of it made me actually want to watch it. 100% medically accurate!

Dodgerchick · 05-02-2010, 11:50 PM

Wait a second, he wants to create Siamese triplets by connecting them from asshole to mouth? LOL

Antmeister · 05-02-2010, 11:51 PM

I thought for sure this was a break dancing movie.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-02-2010, 11:52 PM

Morbid curiosity led me to read details about what happens in this movie, and that's enough for me to give the following thoughts:

Fuck no.

EagleFan · 05-03-2010, 12:35 AM

Chief Rum · 05-03-2010, 12:50 AM

I first saw the trailer for this a couple weeks ago and almost posted about it here then. The gist of my post was going to be "W...T...F..."

Karlifornia · 05-03-2010, 01:55 AM

Well, the only thing darker than the movie as a whole was the ending. Just...man...

Since I had heard so much about it, I wasn't stunned by most of what I saw, but the ending is pretty heavy.

Radii · 05-03-2010, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Morbid curiosity led me to read details about what happens in this movie, and that's enough for me to give the following thoughts:

Fuck no.

Yeah, same here. Ugh.

Passacaglia · 05-03-2010, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

I thought for sure this was a break dancing movie.

I thought it was going to be a YouTube clip of a bunch of college kids re-enacting the video game Centipede. Now that I realize it isn't, I'm too let down to bother watching whatever it actually is.

DanGarion · 05-03-2010, 10:28 AM

A2M baby!!!

molson · 05-03-2010, 10:47 AM

For those of yout that worried that this movie was too tame, don't worry! It was just a warmup for the sequel!!

"(The Director) has said how it had always been his intention to make two Centipede films, with the first film existing to get his audience used to the sick idea in order that the second could be much more nasty, with way more medical experiments in a way that would have been impossible in the original, and would have destroyed any chance of the film being made"

Swaggs · 05-03-2010, 11:36 AM

Man... the end of that trailer about made me sick.

It leads me to this question:

what worse? back of centipede or middle of centipede?

CleBrownsfan · 05-03-2010, 12:11 PM

Looks pretty - er, interesting I guess. I really thought it was a gag at first because the two "actresses" in the beginning were god awful!

Swaggs · 05-03-2010, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CleBrownsfan

Looks pretty - er, interesting I guess. I really thought it was a gag at first because the two "actresses" in the beginning were god awful!

Yeah. The acting in the opening part was bad enough that I thought it was a commercial before the actual preview started.

molson · 05-03-2010, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CleBrownsfan

Looks pretty - er, interesting I guess. I really thought it was a gag at first because the two "actresses" in the beginning were god awful!

I heard that Meryl Streep and Gwyneth Paltrow were the first choices, but they turned it down.

Karlifornia · 05-03-2010, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

Yeah. The acting in the opening part was bad enough that I thought it was a commercial before the actual preview started.

haha me too! Luckily, neither one of them is the front of the Centipede. That means they don't have any lines for half the movie!

Drake · 05-03-2010, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Morbid curiosity led me to read details about what happens in this movie, and that's enough for me to give the following thoughts:

Fuck no.

+2

MizzouRah · 05-03-2010, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs

Man... the end of that trailer about made me sick.

It leads me to this question:

what worse? back of centipede or middle of centipede?

panerd · 05-03-2010, 09:04 PM

I think he is just practicing in the clip at the end. Like what it would look like if he could pull it off.

MizzouRah · 05-03-2010, 11:05 PM

Watching that makes me want to watch the SAW movies.

larrymcg421 · 05-04-2010, 12:23 AM

I just saw this. Working on a review for my blog, but for now I'll just that it was actually pretty boring and repetitive. The director only had one original idea and that was the premise. Everything else in the film is completely generic. It only exists to be disgusting and that could have been accomplished in ten minutes instead of ninety.

Spoiler

cartman · 05-04-2010, 12:27 AM

This reminds me, I need to get back to my plan of watching the most controversial movies of all time. Last one I watched in full was 'Cannibal Holocaust', and I still have 'Salo' in the queue.

Karlifornia · 05-04-2010, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by larrymcg421

I just saw this. Working on a review for my blog, but for now I'll just that it was actually pretty boring and repetitive. The director only had one original idea and that was the premise. Everything else in the film is completely generic. It only exists to be disgusting and that could have been accomplished in ten minutes instead of ninety.

Spoiler

I agree with everything you said, but I still liked it!

albionmoonlight · 05-07-2010, 03:41 PM

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I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.

The Human Centipede :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews

flounder · 05-25-2010, 01:40 PM

Human Centipede: the game.

Dodgerchick · 06-01-2010, 05:37 PM

I don't think I can ever like a movie enough to get a tat.

article - http://blog.originalalamo.com/2010/0...tipede-tattoo/

Sun Tzu · 06-01-2010, 06:03 PM

Holy shit...who the hell thinks to make a movie like this? I don't even want to know what his thoughts are like when he's bored.

Swaggs · 06-01-2010, 07:03 PM

I hope that tattoo belongs to someone directly involved in the film.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 11-17-2010, 10:10 PM

FYI for those with Netflix. Just noticed this one is now available for instant streaming. Not sure I can stomach it.

**rimshot**

mckerney · 11-17-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by flounder

Human Centipede: the game.

Mota · 11-17-2010, 11:27 PM

Definitely sicker in your imagination than in execution. There's only the one scene where bowel movements come into play and you don't actually see anything, but your mind does a very good job of describing it to you. And yes that's more than enough, any more than that and it would be unwatchable. It's not really about that though, the movie is more about the feeling of being powerless since these people are tied together and can't get away. The ending is pretty bleak but how did you really expect it to end anyways?

Dodgerchick · 11-18-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

FYI for those with Netflix. Just noticed this one is now available for instant streaming. Not sure I can stomach it.

**rimshot**

Oh, yes.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-08-2011, 08:04 AM

Horror movie ‘Human Centipede 2′ is banned in the UK « Entertainment

Matthean · 06-08-2011, 08:54 AM

“It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief."

"100% Medically accurate"

Um....

Mota · 06-08-2011, 07:59 PM

It does sound pretty disturbing. The IDEA of some of the scenes from the first movie were enough to make me feel sick to my stomach after watching it. Sounds like the 2nd one is much more graphic and depraved as the director had mentioned it would be.

I'm in.

molson · 06-08-2011, 08:57 PM

The premise of the original was of course shocking and ridiculous...but there's plenty of horror movies that have far more gore/gross-out kind of moments. Of course, I'm sure they feel the need to top themselves in the sequel. Surprised the UK would just ban it though.

Matthean · 06-08-2011, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

The premise of the original was of course shocking and ridiculous...but there's plenty of horror movies that have far more gore/gross-out kind of moments. Of course, I'm sure they feel the need to top themselves in the sequel. Surprised the UK would just ban it though.

Think of the spoiler tag as a warning label in this case...

Spoiler

molson · 06-08-2011, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

Think of the spoiler tag as a warning label in this case...

Ya, I don't think that's hitting the old cinema-12 at the mall.

Fidatelo · 06-09-2011, 09:05 AM

That spoiler has scarred me for life. Who the fuck even thinks of this shit, never mind has the audacity to film it? Sweet mother of God...

Suicane75 · 06-09-2011, 11:02 AM

I'm waiting for A Serbian Centipede. Put a pregnant woman as the head of the centipede and away we go.

Desnudo · 06-09-2011, 11:11 AM

Sounds like Hannibal Lector is alive and well directing movies in Europe.

JediKooter · 06-09-2011, 11:14 AM

And we can't get a Halo movie made...

Mota · 06-09-2011, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I'm waiting for A Serbian Centipede. Put a pregnant woman as the head of the centipede and away we go.

As sick as the 2nd movie sounds, this is even worse! Suicane has the most twisted mind on this board apparently.

Autumn · 06-09-2011, 08:43 PM

This movie demonstrates how desperate actors are for paying work. What a business.

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05-03-2010, 01:55 AM	#9
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Well, the only thing darker than the movie as a whole was the ending. Just...man... Since I had heard so much about it, I wasn't stunned by most of what I saw, but the ending is pretty heavy. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

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molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	For those of yout that worried that this movie was too tame, don't worry! It was just a warmup for the sequel!! "(The Director) has said how it had always been his intention to make two Centipede films, with the first film existing to get his audience used to the sick idea in order that the second could be much more nasty, with way more medical experiments in a way that would have been impossible in the original, and would have destroyed any chance of the film being made"

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panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	I think he is just practicing in the clip at the end. Like what it would look like if he could pull it off.

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larrymcg421 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia	I just saw this. Working on a review for my blog, but for now I'll just that it was actually pretty boring and repetitive. The director only had one original idea and that was the premise. Everything else in the film is completely generic. It only exists to be disgusting and that could have been accomplished in ten minutes instead of ninety. Spoiler The scene where the police officer runs into the room and sees his dead partner, but completely misses the doctor has got to be one of the worst staged I've seen in a long time. The angles are completely wrong and there's no way anyone (much less a police officer) would have not seen the guy sitting there. __________________ Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner

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Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I hope that tattoo belongs to someone directly involved in the film. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

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Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	FYI for those with Netflix. Just noticed this one is now available for instant streaming. Not sure I can stomach it. rimshot

11-17-2010, 11:27 PM	#33
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	Definitely sicker in your imagination than in execution. There's only the one scene where bowel movements come into play and you don't actually see anything, but your mind does a very good job of describing it to you. And yes that's more than enough, any more than that and it would be unwatchable. It's not really about that though, the movie is more about the feeling of being powerless since these people are tied together and can't get away. The ending is pretty bleak but how did you really expect it to end anyways?

06-08-2011, 08:04 AM	#35
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06-08-2011, 07:59 PM	#37
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	It does sound pretty disturbing. The IDEA of some of the scenes from the first movie were enough to make me feel sick to my stomach after watching it. Sounds like the 2nd one is much more graphic and depraved as the director had mentioned it would be. I'm in.

06-08-2011, 08:57 PM	#38
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	The premise of the original was of course shocking and ridiculous...but there's plenty of horror movies that have far more gore/gross-out kind of moments. Of course, I'm sure they feel the need to top themselves in the sequel. Surprised the UK would just ban it though.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm waiting for A Serbian Centipede. Put a pregnant woman as the head of the centipede and away we go.

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