Good first date ideas

Lathum · 10-13-2003, 02:00 PM

I am supposed to go out with this girl on Friday and I'm trying to come up with a good first date. We work together so we kind of know each other allready witch is good, but I really want to impress her, any ideas. I am on a limited budget, so renting limo's and such is out of the question.

Fritz · 10-13-2003, 02:05 PM

Roofies, Anal Ease, Merry Go Round

if she likes excitement I would include the Breakfast Club Bobblehead doll collection.

Mustang · 10-13-2003, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Lathum
I am supposed to go out with this girl on Friday and I'm trying to come up with a good first date. We work together so we kind of know each other allready witch is good, but I really want to impress her, any ideas. I am on a limited budget, so renting limo's and such is out of the question.

What does she like to do? I'd rule out any place that you can't really talk such as movies or concerts.

What about a drive up north a bit.. fall colors seems to be in swing. You could take a leisurely drive somewhere.. (or walk) and stop for a bite to eat.

If you want to actually go out, maybe try a comedy club? You can always chat before or between acts.. they usually aren't long (1-1/2 hours) and nothing better than comedy... relatively inexpensive too..

Bee · 10-13-2003, 02:17 PM

Take her to one of those places where you paint ceramic bowls. Chicks dig that.

Franklinnoble · 10-13-2003, 02:50 PM

Any date that ends with a Cleveland Steamer or a Dirty Sanchez is sure to be memorable.

Blade6119 · 10-13-2003, 03:28 PM

is she fat...if shes fat anywhere where are people are is a no...

heybrad · 10-13-2003, 03:31 PM

Heres my best advice...

Dont go looking for dating advice on a board that has guys who spend their weekends playing a text football game.

Come on... did the D&D board not provide enough good answers?

The Afoci · 10-13-2003, 03:31 PM

Generally, for the first date, I try to limit the amount of times I expose myself hoping she goes for the bait. Anything more than 6/hour is considered excessive. If she goes for the bait, end the date after you are done. She is a whore.

TroyF · 10-13-2003, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by heybrad
Heres my best advice...

Dont go looking for dating advice on a board that has guys who spend their weekends playing a text football game.

Come on... did the D&D board not provide enough good answers?

Exactly. Write to www.asksebastianjanikowski.com for real dating advice.

TroyF

Cringer · 10-13-2003, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by heybrad
Heres my best advice...

Dont go looking for dating advice on a board that has guys who spend their weekends playing a text football game.

Come on... did the D&D board not provide enough good answers?

Thats hilarious!

alterra · 10-13-2003, 05:44 PM

Mini golf/batting cages. Or one of those coffee shops that has scrabble or othello board games lying around. Or bowling.

That'ts what I usually do.

Bee · 10-13-2003, 05:45 PM

Strip clubs are also good first date destinations. Just make sure it's a classy one.

Franklinnoble · 10-13-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Bee
Strip clubs are also good first date destinations. Just make sure it's a classy one.

Yeah... nothing says "I want you to dress up in cellophane and be my personal whore" like buying a gal a lap dance on a first date.

sabotai · 10-13-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Bee
Strip clubs are also good first date destinations. Just make sure it's a classy one.

Oh definitely. A strip club with class would do, not one of those places where the strippers fart in your face.

Bee · 10-13-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by sabotai
Oh definitely. A strip club with class would do, not one of those places where the strippers fart in your face.

unless of course you think she's into that...

Mustang · 10-13-2003, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Yeah... nothing says "I want you to dress up in cellophane and be my personal whore" like buying a gal a lap dance on a first date.

Also, Pearl Necklaces are an inexpensive way to say "I love you.."

Easy Mac · 10-13-2003, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by heybrad
Heres my best advice...

Dont go looking for dating advice on a board that has guys who spend their weekends playing a text football game.

Come on... did the D&D board not provide enough good answers?

gaybrad!

anyway, sex is a good first date idea, and if that fails, masturbation works.

Vince · 10-13-2003, 07:58 PM

Eh, I'd say bowling's not too great for a first date...too much getting up, then getting back down...not good talking time. It's fun, but probably more for a second or third date.

How about a picnic lunch somewhere? I've found that works wonders...just grab a small icechest, some sandwich goodies and juice/soda, and a blanket (a thick blanket), and go take a walk in a nice area and sit down and have lunch. Usually quite impressive, too

Edit to clarify.

JAG · 10-13-2003, 07:59 PM

You already said you guys know each other. What does she like to do? What do you like to do?

Good luck, hope things go well.

JAG

Easy Mac · 10-13-2003, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Lathum
I am supposed to go out with this girl on Friday and I'm trying to come up with a good first date. We work together so we kind of know each other allready witch is good, but I really want to impress her, any ideas. I am on a limited budget, so renting limo's and such is out of the question.

Here is my serious idea since I just now read your post.

I have been dating a girl I work with for the past year and such, and this is what we did: movie and bowling. Not exactly exciting when you look at it, but we had informal dates before then (a dinner one night, lunch another, a movie at my room another). It was actually a lot of fun, and bowling can be fun because you can laugh at her (to an extent), but she can laugh to as long as your not a 250 bowler.

Just watch out when balls start flying. She swung one that slid out of her hand on the backstroke. Luckily no one was hurt.

Franklinnoble · 10-13-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Easy Mac
Here is my serious idea since I just now read your post:

Just watch out when balls start flying. She swung one that slid out of her hand on the backstroke. Luckily no one was hurt.

Sound advice indeed.

mckerney · 10-13-2003, 08:24 PM

Alright, cut the crap guys. You all know what we learned from the master, why are you kidding around with him?

First, read this. I know the title implies its about meeting women, but if you read what it says it really tells you how to talk with them too. Second, after you finish reading that, visit sosauve.com to brush up on the latest tips, the Don Juan Discussion board will probably give you all the help you need.

Follow this advice and use it the right way, you wouldn't want Horns's banning to have been in vain, would you?

henry296 · 10-13-2003, 08:40 PM

Lathum,

More serious advice as well. There is nothing wrong with just going out to dinner.

Todd

Swaggs · 10-13-2003, 08:43 PM

Man, I forgot about this Fritz classic:

DEAR LORD READ THESE WORDS: IF I EVER READ ONE OF HORN'S POSTS AGAIN PLEASE HAVE MY CATS LICK MY BARE EYEBALLS UNTIL I HAVE NOTHING BUT HOLLOW SOCKETS.

Balldog · 10-13-2003, 09:53 PM

THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST POST EVER (or at least in quite a while)

My side hurts.

WussGawd · 10-13-2003, 09:56 PM

In my experience back in the early Paleolithic period, I always believed that the best first date was one where you had a good chance to get to know each other. In my case that usually consisted of a restaurant long on atmosphere and a place to talk and maybe take a walk afterward.

However, first date nookie ain't bad either.

Vince · 10-13-2003, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by henry296
Lathum,

More serious advice as well. There is nothing wrong with just going out to dinner.

Todd

Excellent advice.

Critch · 10-13-2003, 11:44 PM

Supposedly the best thing to do is to just be yourself. So bring her home and let her watch you play computer games. If she doesn't go for that, let her go. It wasn't meant to be.

Balldog · 10-13-2003, 11:45 PM

Always remember - no means yes, yes means yes, maybe means yes, I guess means yes.

Balldog · 10-13-2003, 11:46 PM

Oh yeah and "get your hands off me you pervert" means keep going, until she gets out the mace that is.

AZSpeechCoach · 10-14-2003, 12:02 AM

How about Carl's Jr. and back to her hotel room for some making out? Worked for me. Course we were "a long distance item" for a month before actually "going out."

Ksyrup · 10-14-2003, 08:14 AM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
Generally, for the first date, I try to limit the amount of times I expose myself hoping she goes for the bait. Anything more than 6/hour is considered excessive.

Does it take upwards of 6 hours worth of exposing yourself for her to notice "the bait"?

Samdari · 10-14-2003, 09:17 AM

This is one of the few threads where it is obvious that HM's banning has drastically impacted the humor content of the board.

Celeval · 10-14-2003, 09:38 AM

Comedy club is a good idea, but only if it's a good comic. Or a really bad one.

If you can find a dinner theatre that is showing something you both like (Shakespeare Tavern in Atlanta is a damn good one), that's a good idea too.

Kevin

condors · 10-14-2003, 10:06 AM

check what the local tourist attrations are

the zoo is a great place for a date imho

good luck whatever you do

Franklinnoble · 10-14-2003, 12:52 PM

The Ladies Man recommends you do it in the butt.

Bee · 10-14-2003, 01:03 PM

Just make sure to let her know you don't put out on the first date (unless she pays for everything).

cincyreds · 10-14-2003, 04:05 PM

Just follow your heart brother and to remember to treat like a genuine lady....

1st step: ask her out and treat her like a lady
2nd step: tell her shes the one you've been dreamin of
3rd step: take her in your arms and never let go.

Don't you it's step by step that you'll win her love...

Who sang that song?

cincyreds · 10-14-2003, 04:05 PM

Just follow your heart brother and to remember to treat her like a genuine lady....

QuikSand · 10-14-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by cincyreds
Who sang that song?

Eddie Rabbit, I think.

bryce · 10-14-2003, 04:35 PM

alcohol. lots of it. go get drinks somewhere, and if it's nice out, rooftops/patios work well.

dance clubs are good, too, especially with alcohol.

live music is fun if you have the same musical tastes.

dinner is ok, but pretty run of the mill.

this junk about zoos, picnics, and bowling seem extremely risky to me.

Lazy Eye · 10-14-2003, 05:20 PM

Laser Tag.

The Afoci · 10-14-2003, 11:29 PM

Paper. Rock. Scissors.

Naked.

Schmidty · 10-14-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Lathum
....but I really want to impress her, any ideas.

Yes. Don't try to impress her!!! If you do, she'll notice that you're trying too hard, and might be turned off.

Just be yourself, and have some light-hearted fun. I once took a girl to Gameworks for a first date. It was a blast!!! We ate pizza and played those ticket games. Just being in such a fun, casual environment breaks the ice right away.

I would save the romantic type dates for the 2nd or 3rd time out.

bbor · 10-14-2003, 11:58 PM

Pop rocks and oral sex

SplitPersonality1 · 10-15-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by condors
the zoo is a great place for a date imho

If you go to the zoo and the monkeys with the red butts start going at it, do not under any circumstances use the line: "You think that could be you and me later on at my apartment?"

Sometimes handprints stay with you for a few hours....or days.

Samdari · 10-15-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by bbor
Pop rocks and oral sex

BAH. Ice, its all about ice.

The Afoci · 10-15-2003, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by Samdari
BAH. Ice, its all about ice.

I guess I like it better when she is awake. But it really isn't that big of a deal I guess.

oykib · 10-15-2003, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by Samdari
BAH. Ice, its all about ice.

Actually, just set down a cup of fiarly hot tea and a glass of ice water in front of her. After that, all you have to do is display your wares and test her IQ.

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Seriously, it depends. I've gone out with a lot of girls here where I there is a fairly big language barrier. For them movies and such are great.

But, generally, you should give yourselves a chance to get to know each other. That means that you should do something ctive to drive the conversation, but is not so active as to cut off your ability to talk to each other.

I like Ice Skating. It's a sport where you, as a guy, will feel no pressure to perform. Which also means that you can't possibly come off as a show-off. It's not so strenuous as to be detrimental to communication. And it's something that provides fun whether you're both great, you both suck, or even if one of you is good and the other is terrible.

I failed to mention that you'll likely be holding on to each other for a fair amount of the evening by necessity. That will cut out the awkward moment of first hand-holding or whatever.

Leonidas · 10-15-2003, 04:53 PM

I've found that bending her over a chair and begging her not to tell anyone about it is always a great first impression and usually will lead to a lifetime of happiness together.

10-13-2003, 02:05 PM	#2
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Roofies, Anal Ease, Merry Go Round if she likes excitement I would include the Breakfast Club Bobblehead doll collection. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 10-13-2003 at 02:07 PM.

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10-13-2003, 03:31 PM	#8
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Generally, for the first date, I try to limit the amount of times I expose myself hoping she goes for the bait. Anything more than 6/hour is considered excessive. If she goes for the bait, end the date after you are done. She is a whore. __________________ I had something.

10-13-2003, 07:58 PM	#18
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Eh, I'd say bowling's not too great for a first date...too much getting up, then getting back down...not good talking time. It's fun, but probably more for a second or third date. How about a picnic lunch somewhere? I've found that works wonders...just grab a small icechest, some sandwich goodies and juice/soda, and a blanket (a thick blanket), and go take a walk in a nice area and sit down and have lunch. Usually quite impressive, too Edit to clarify. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com. Last edited by Vince : 10-13-2003 at 08:01 PM.

10-13-2003, 08:40 PM	#23
henry296 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Lathum, More serious advice as well. There is nothing wrong with just going out to dinner. Todd __________________ "It's a great day for hockey" - "Badger" Bob Johnson

10-13-2003, 02:17 PM	#4
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Take her to one of those places where you paint ceramic bowls. Chicks dig that.

10-13-2003, 02:50 PM	#5
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Any date that ends with a Cleveland Steamer or a Dirty Sanchez is sure to be memorable.

10-13-2003, 03:31 PM	#7
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Heres my best advice... Dont go looking for dating advice on a board that has guys who spend their weekends playing a text football game. Come on... did the D&D board not provide enough good answers?

10-13-2003, 05:44 PM	#11
alterra Mascot Join Date: Jul 2003	Mini golf/batting cages. Or one of those coffee shops that has scrabble or othello board games lying around. Or bowling. That'ts what I usually do.

10-13-2003, 05:45 PM	#12
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Strip clubs are also good first date destinations. Just make sure it's a classy one.

10-13-2003, 08:24 PM	#22
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Alright, cut the crap guys. You all know what we learned from the master, why are you kidding around with him? First, read this. I know the title implies its about meeting women, but if you read what it says it really tells you how to talk with them too. Second, after you finish reading that, visit sosauve.com to brush up on the latest tips, the Don Juan Discussion board will probably give you all the help you need. Follow this advice and use it the right way, you wouldn't want Horns's banning to have been in vain, would you?

10-13-2003, 08:43 PM	#24
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Man, I forgot about this Fritz classic: DEAR LORD READ THESE WORDS: IF I EVER READ ONE OF HORN'S POSTS AGAIN PLEASE HAVE MY CATS LICK MY BARE EYEBALLS UNTIL I HAVE NOTHING BUT HOLLOW SOCKETS. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

10-13-2003, 09:53 PM	#25
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST POST EVER (or at least in quite a while) My side hurts.

10-13-2003, 09:56 PM	#26
WussGawd College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy	In my experience back in the early Paleolithic period, I always believed that the best first date was one where you had a good chance to get to know each other. In my case that usually consisted of a restaurant long on atmosphere and a place to talk and maybe take a walk afterward. However, first date nookie ain't bad either. __________________ "I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba Elect of the "Biggest Dumba of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke.

10-13-2003, 11:44 PM	#28
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Supposedly the best thing to do is to just be yourself. So bring her home and let her watch you play computer games. If she doesn't go for that, let her go. It wasn't meant to be.

10-13-2003, 11:45 PM	#29
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Always remember - no means yes, yes means yes, maybe means yes, I guess means yes.

10-13-2003, 11:46 PM	#30
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Oh yeah and "get your hands off me you pervert" means keep going, until she gets out the mace that is.

10-14-2003, 12:02 AM	#31
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	How about Carl's Jr. and back to her hotel room for some making out? Worked for me. Course we were "a long distance item" for a month before actually "going out." __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

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10-14-2003, 09:38 AM	#34
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Comedy club is a good idea, but only if it's a good comic. Or a really bad one. If you can find a dinner theatre that is showing something you both like (Shakespeare Tavern in Atlanta is a damn good one), that's a good idea too. Kevin

10-14-2003, 10:06 AM	#35
condors College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	check what the local tourist attrations are the zoo is a great place for a date imho good luck whatever you do

10-14-2003, 12:52 PM	#36
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	The Ladies Man recommends you do it in the butt.

10-14-2003, 01:03 PM	#37
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Just make sure to let her know you don't put out on the first date (unless she pays for everything).

10-14-2003, 04:05 PM	#38
cincyreds High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mississippi	Just follow your heart brother and to remember to treat like a genuine lady.... 1st step: ask her out and treat her like a lady 2nd step: tell her shes the one you've been dreamin of 3rd step: take her in your arms and never let go. Don't you it's step by step that you'll win her love... Who sang that song? __________________ The Dallas Cowboys!! America's Team will rise again.

10-14-2003, 04:35 PM	#41
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	alcohol. lots of it. go get drinks somewhere, and if it's nice out, rooftops/patios work well. dance clubs are good, too, especially with alcohol. live music is fun if you have the same musical tastes. dinner is ok, but pretty run of the mill. this junk about zoos, picnics, and bowling seem extremely risky to me.

10-14-2003, 05:20 PM	#42
Lazy Eye n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	Laser Tag.

10-14-2003, 11:29 PM	#43
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Paper. Rock. Scissors. Naked. __________________ I had something.

10-14-2003, 11:58 PM	#45
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Pop rocks and oral sex __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

10-15-2003, 04:53 PM	#50
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	I've found that bending her over a chair and begging her not to tell anyone about it is always a great first impression and usually will lead to a lifetime of happiness together. __________________ Molon labe

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